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Welcome to GUY CODE, the official blog of MTV2's "Guy Code" series and your online destination for all things dude, including—but not limited to—irreverent commentary on sports, hip-hop and ladies. Stay awhile and flex your manhood.

Did you ever cheat in school? Be honest. Even on the playground? Well, if you answered no, studies show that you're not only a cheater, but a liar as well. Listen, plenty of us have copied a friend's homework or used a term paper downloaded from the Internet. There is only so much time in the day, how are you expected to study and watch "Jersey Shore"? The good news is the following infographic shows your life may still turn out all right.

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We've taken breakfast cereal for granted our entire lives. As far as our generation knows, there has always been an entire grocery store aisle dedicated to the dozens of various boxes made by Kellogg's, General Mills, Malt-O-Meal, Post, Ralston, etc. However, there was once a time long ago when every kitchen cupboard didn't have Wheaties, Rice Krispies or Cheerios in it. Learn all about the herculean efforts behind inventing boxed breakfast cereals.
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The FBI is investigating a phone hack that produced nude photos of Scarlett Johansson (NSFW, obviously, unless you work from home or at a porn shop), but what is Scarlett herself thinking now that she's joined the ranks of leaked celebrity nudes? Find out below.

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Primus fans are ecstatic today because the funk-metal band is back with their first album since 1999, Green Naugahyde. There are lots of things for the "Primus Sucks" crowd to love about this news, but we're most excited about adding new names to MTV Clutch's Primus Character Guide. Singer/songwriter Les Claypool has filled his lyrics with offbeat and absurd characters since 1990, and we've taken the time to collect them all below.

We have the murderous Mud, whom we find in the process of burying a body. Wynona and her prickly brown beaver (don't get too close, you might lose a finger). The tragic John the Fisherman, always daydreaming of harvesting the sea. Lacquer Head, sniffing 'til his brain goes pop. And of course, that wondrous urban predator, Tommy the Cat. This is your guide to the major players in the Primus universe, from Fizzle Fry to Lee Van Cleef, listed chronologically from their debut album to all the new characters in Green Naughyde.

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College. Your goal is to make the yellow region as large as possible. Lowering your standards is frowned upon, but not prohibited.

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It's the balls-stuck-to-your-legs time of summer, which means for you, we hope, hanging out with lots of bikini-clad women. That makes judging a woman's appearance easy. Where it can get tricky is later on at the bars, clubs, house party, McDonald's Playpen--wherever you're meeting gals, trying to figure out what kind of girl she is. But you can glean some valuable information about a woman based on her summer dress. That knowledge can help you score a date with a sweetheart, or a pants party with a babe who just wants a summer fling.

We spoke with MTV Style's Chrissy Mahlmeister, a connoisseur of all things dresses and woman, and packaged her comments in a user-friendly diagram with pictures. This is no fool-proof guide to understanding what her summer dress means, but knowledge rooted in experience and the notion that some stereotypes are highly accurate.

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Infographic by Gavin Alaoen

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