Posted 9/19/11 4:29 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Infographic
We've taken breakfast cereal for granted our entire lives. As far as our generation knows, there has always been an entire grocery store aisle dedicated to the dozens of various boxes made by Kellogg's, General Mills, Malt-O-Meal, Post, Ralston, etc. However, there was once a time long ago when every kitchen cupboard didn't have Wheaties, Rice Krispies or Cheerios in it. Learn all about the herculean efforts behind inventing boxed breakfast cereals.
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Posted 9/15/11 5:19 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Infographic, Ladies
The FBI is investigating a phone hack that produced nude photos of Scarlett Johansson (NSFW, obviously, unless you work from home or at a porn shop), but what is Scarlett herself thinking now that she's joined the ranks of leaked celebrity nudes? Find out below.
Posted 9/13/11 5:00 pm EST by Nick Zaino in Art, Infographic, Most Popular, Music
Primus fans are ecstatic today because the funk-metal band is back with their first album since 1999, Green Naugahyde. There are lots of things for the "Primus Sucks" crowd to love about this news, but we're most excited about adding new names to MTV Clutch's Primus Character Guide. Singer/songwriter Les Claypool has filled his lyrics with offbeat and absurd characters since 1990, and we've taken the time to collect them all below.
We have the murderous Mud, whom we find in the process of burying a body. Wynona and her prickly brown beaver (don't get too close, you might lose a finger). The tragic John the Fisherman, always daydreaming of harvesting the sea. Lacquer Head, sniffing 'til his brain goes pop. And of course, that wondrous urban predator, Tommy the Cat. This is your guide to the major players in the Primus universe, from Fizzle Fry to Lee Van Cleef, listed chronologically from their debut album to all the new characters in Green Naughyde.
Posted 9/7/11 2:15 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Infographic, Relationships
College. Your goal is to make the yellow region as large as possible. Lowering your standards is frowned upon, but not prohibited.
Posted 9/6/11 11:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in Infographic
Posted 9/2/11 12:00 pm EST by Jim Tews in Infographic, Most Popular, Movies
Posted 9/1/11 11:30 am EST by Guy Code Staff in Infographic
Posted 8/31/11 11:35 am EST by Ryan McKee in Art, Gadgets, Infographic
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Posted 8/11/11 12:00 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Infographic, Relationships
It's the balls-stuck-to-your-legs time of summer, which means for you, we hope, hanging out with lots of bikini-clad women. That makes judging a woman's appearance easy. Where it can get tricky is later on at the bars, clubs, house party, McDonald's Playpen--wherever you're meeting gals, trying to figure out what kind of girl she is. But you can glean some valuable information about a woman based on her summer dress. That knowledge can help you score a date with a sweetheart, or a pants party with a babe who just wants a summer fling.
We spoke with MTV Style's Chrissy Mahlmeister, a connoisseur of all things dresses and woman, and packaged her comments in a user-friendly diagram with pictures. This is no fool-proof guide to understanding what her summer dress means, but knowledge rooted in experience and the notion that some stereotypes are highly accurate.
Posted 8/2/11 12:00 pm EST by Adam K. Raymond in Infographic, Music
Kanye West takes a lot of heat for being a self-involved d-bag with an ego fatter than the asses on the ladies he likes. We're not here to quibble with that. Hell, Kanye wouldn't even quibble with that. Have you heard "Runaway"? What we will do, though, is say that after running all of Kanye's albums through the word cloud machine at Wordle in anticipation of next week's release of Watch the Throne, we're reconsidering Kanye's asshattedness.
Here's why: When you take a look at the words Kanye has used across his five albums, you see that he's maturing from a vulnerable young man into a confident and, yes, slightly egomaniacal, old man. His early albums are peppered with words like "trying," "money" and "study" that indicate that he's on his grind, both with his education and in the rap game. Those albums also have lots of emotional words like "Jesus," "forever," "Mama" and "brother." Such a sweet young boy he was.
As Kanye gets older, he gets angrier. The arrangement of the words on these clouds is totally random, but it's a funny coincidence that the words "Love just stop" align on the cloud made from 808s & Heartbreak, Kanye's most vulnerable album. And then it's no coincidence that the cloud constructed from the words in My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy contains the most curse words. Kanye was kind of angry on that one.
As always it's the word cloud with all of the artist's lyrics that tend to be the most interesting. Kanye's is just an amalgamation of a bunch of commonly used words. Meaning, for as much as people want Kanye to be some super villain, he's pretty much just a regular dude.
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