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Things are not looking good for the 2011-2012 NBA season. The possibility of a completely canceled season became much higher this week when the NBA Players Association disbanded and filed two antitrust lawsuits against the league after rejecting the owners' most recent proposal for a new collective bargaining agreement. Some players have already signed up to play overseas and others are in talks to follow. But that does nothing for Joe NBA fan, who will have to fill that basketball void in other ways. Refer to this flowchart, which will guide the hard-core, average and casual fan during the ongoing labor strife and, yes, in the event of a canceled season.

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The classic stainless steel sports car (in name only) was a financial, mechanical and legal disaster. Its founder and visionary creator John DeLorean became a criminal flim-flam artist who used government funds to give the highly unemployed Irish people an ounce of hope, only to have it snatched away again. In addition, many of its chief developers became disgraced businessmen with criminal records, lost their careers and even their freedom in some instances.

Ultimately, the only true survivor of the DeLorean Motor Company's downfall is the car itself. It's sleek and shiny design, jagged rear windshield and gull wing doors made it iconic even before "Back to the Future" secured its pop culture immortality. Even though the original Ireland factory long ago closed its doors, DeLorean fans continue to keep the dream alive. Those diehards will be rewarded for their efforts in the near future. Recently, there was an announcement that an electric model of the classic car, the DMCEV, will be released.

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Tim Tebow is the most polarizing NFL quarterback since Michael Vick, but for completely different reasons. Some love Tebow with a devotion usually reserved for Popes and conservative talk show hosts, while others adamantly refuse to even acknowledge he has any athletic talent at all. After Tebow led the Denver Broncos to an ugly, but spectacular win over the Miami Dolphins this Sunday, the internet nearly exploded with haters. In an effort to understand the hate, Clutch conducted extensive research and put our findings in this easy to understand infographic.

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While vampires have been the more celebrated pop culture supernatural flavor of the past several years, popular interest in zombies never waned. With last night's premiere of "The Walking Dead" season two, "World War Z"--based on Max Brooks' chilling post-zombie-apocalypse novel--scheduled for a late 2012 motion picture release, and Seth Grahame-Smith's literary mash-up "Pride And Prejudice And Zombies" now in development as a movie, zombies are poised to take back over as BDOC (Big Dead On Campus). Whether zombies will slowly lurch or rapidly stalk back into the limelight is a debate for another time.

The modern pop culture zombie traces back to George Romero's 1968 black-and-white zombie horror film "Night of the Living Dead." Romero followed up the cult classic with "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead" and some more recent films in the "...of the Dead" series. Other major pop culture zombie milestones include Michael Jackson's take on zombies in his video-movie for "Thriller" in 1983, the formation of Rob Zombie-led heavy metal band White Zombie in 1985, and the launch of the "Resident Evil" video game series in 1996 as a survival-horror challenge with zombies. But right now, we focus right on the past decade of zombies in pop culture. It's been busy.

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Season 4 of "Breaking Bad" ended last night and we're already suffering severe "BrBa" withdrawal. Fortunately, AMC's crystal-meth and murder masterpiece will be back for a fifth and final season. Unfortunately, it'll be a while. To get us through these long upcoming months, we had some Photoshop fun. What if Walter White, Jesse and Gus appeared in wholesome family and kids' shows? Well, you can see for yourself. It's delightfully ridiculous, and with any luck some hotshot television producer will run with the idea without delay. That'll never happen. However, just imagining what the episodes would be like helps numb the "BrBa" cravings. Check out the following concept shows for more brain candy.

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Which two fighters beat Anderson Silva for more than one round in the UFC, plead guilty to money-laundering charges and were banned for a year from fighting for doping.

Sorry, trick question. There is only one. The undisputed king of "Is this guy joking or insane?" Mr. Chael Sonnen. Unfortunately, most of the promos for Sonnen's UFC 136 fight against Brian Stann have been, "Nice guy, we're friends, we're professionals, blah blah." Luckily, you can still get him going on Silva, like this gem from last week: "You tell Anderson Silva I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his back door and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it."

Sonnen seems like a personality from '80s pro-wrestling. In fact, if you watch Ultimate Warrior's promotional videos, the two seem oddly similar. Is Sonnen this generation's Warrior? We believe the rigorously researched, peer-reviewed Venn diagram above answers that question insanely well.

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If you're not lucky enough to land a swanky job at MTV Clutch, then you're next best career choice has to be trying to work at Google, Apple, Facebook, etc. We hear those places have snack stations, Segways and video games in the bathroom stalls. We may have made up that last one, but let's be frank, if any place of business did have that feature, it would be one of the above companies. Study the infographic below to learn how to launch into the fast-paced world of tech.
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Thanks to your computer, you never have to leave home again! You can work, shop, socialize, date, watch entertainment and school yourself all from the comfort of your studio apartment or mother's basement. Never again worry about awkward interactions with strangers or bumping into those popular bullies who harassed you in high school. We have all the information you need to know in one easy-to-read infographic below.
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Did you ever cheat in school? Be honest. Even on the playground? Well, if you answered no, studies show that you're not only a cheater, but a liar as well. Listen, plenty of us have copied a friend's homework or used a term paper downloaded from the Internet. There is only so much time in the day, how are you expected to study and watch "Jersey Shore"? The good news is the following infographic shows your life may still turn out all right.

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