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A History Of The Hockey Mullet [Infographic]

Posted 5/6/13 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic, Sports

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Text: Sean Green (@seantgreen) is a standup comedian and podcast host living in LA
Design: Jim Tews (@jimtews) is a comedian and former quarterback for the Philadelphia Phillies.

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The Breakdown: Mercedes-Benz's New Electric Sports Car

Posted 4/17/13 2:00 pm EST by in Cars, Infographic

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Charlie Kasov (@charliekasov) is a comedian and editor of Pride Incredulous.

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When You Can Stop Caring About Baseball In 2013 [Infographic]

Posted 3/13/13 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic, Sports

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Sooner or later, that glorious smell of stadium beers and the crack of the bat on Opening Day fades away. Will your baseball interest level fade to black or turn into dreams of a great October run? That's the question, yet many fans struggle to grip reality, in part because they have different expectations for their teams.

We've made the impending 2013 MLB adventure quite simple. In the guide below, you'll find the precise date that you can expect to grasp that your team just isn't championship material. Put another way, it's the date you can say, "Screw it." Read More...

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Building The NBA's Most Beat Up Player [Infographic]

Posted 3/1/13 3:00 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic, Sports

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For all the talk about football's ability to tear strong, athletic men down, few mention the toll basketball takes on its players. Maybe it's because the sport doesn't involve constant concussive. Fair enough. But basketball wreck its own type of havoc on the bodies of those who play it.
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How To Order A Beer Without Being A D-Bag [Infographic]

Posted 2/22/13 3:00 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic, Most Popular, The Show

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The Jason Statham Ass-Kick Count [Infographic]

Posted 1/31/13 2:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Infographic, Movies


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If Jason Statham's in a movie, chances are skulls will get crushed. Just try making a bald joke around him; dude will rip the hair off your scalp, and then rip the hair off your chest, and then rip the hair off your balls, and then just rip off your balls. In that spirit, our friends at NextMovie have compiled all of Statham's ass-kickings into one handy infographic.

Here's their scientific method:

What constitutes an 'ass-kicking'? Glad you asked. It ranges from as harmless as "incapacitating a bad guy to question him" to as devastating as "stabbing a bad guy in the neck." (Stabbings were deemed allowable because Statham is usually doing something cool with his knives, like throwing them or spinning them in his hand for no reason.)

Do guns count? Of course not.

Check out the small version below and click through for the big one...

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The Awesomeness Of Birthdays Depicted In Line Graph Form

Posted 1/22/13 6:00 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic, The Show

In tonight's episode of "Guy Code," the crew dishes about birthdays, a topic that makes us simultaneously nostalgic and excited and sullen. Why? Because celebrations for certain milestones are more fun (and less horrifying) than others. How can a bash ever top your 21st? Maybe a 25th or 30th birthday party in Vegas, now that you're old enough to afford it--and young enough to afford losing your shirt--but after that, they'll get more and more depressing, as you can see from the chart above. Or maybe it'll feel like a good time.

Tune in tonight for more on marking the anniversary of popping out of your mom's vag.

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Pre-Engagement Checklist: Don't Buy The Ring Before Doing These Things

Posted 1/15/13 5:00 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic, MTV2, Relationships, The Show

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Peter Hoare (@PeterHoare) is a screenwriter and dashingly handsome humorist.

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Things To Focus On When Meeting The Parents [Infographic]

Posted 9/18/12 3:15 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic, Relationships, The Show


There are a number of different ways you end up meeting your girlfriend's parents, and almost all of them make you wish you could just date an orphan. Her parents will be skeptical of you or they'll be creepily invested in your every word. You twitch, they judge. Regardless of how it goes down, you need to behave pretty much the same way. On tonight's "Guy Code", the cast will be talking about how to meet her parents. For reference, we made this pie chart so you understand the importance of each thing you should keep in mind.
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What's Your Geek Zodiac Sign? [Infographic]

Posted 8/7/12 4:15 pm EST by in Funny, Infographic


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Tonight "Guy Code" tackles the mysterious world of astrology and horoscopes, a world that you may have to familiarize yourself with if you hope to bed certain mystical girls.  The Geek Zodiac chart will not help you in that endeavor. But we're sharing it with you anyway, because it is the coolest.

The graphic pretty much covers every sci-fi/adventure archetype -- if there's a movie out there that dries up your girlfriend, its hero or villain falls under one of these 12 signs. Indiana Jones? Treasure hunter. "The Avengers?" Superhero. Every kung-fu movie ever? Ninja/Samurai. And, based on the chart, 2012 is the year of the Undead, which is not surprising to people who have been following all the zombie news. So take a look at the infographic and figure out which geek sign represents you (or which will turn off your girlfriend the least).

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Carl Williott (@cwilliott) lives in New York, where he stresses about keeping up with his RSS feeds.

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