Posted 8/14/12 2:30 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in GIFs, MTV2, The Show
What in the hell are Melanie Iglesias and Jon Gabrus doing? Give us your guesses in the comments below or on our Facebook and Twitter. Tune into "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2 to find out if you're right. If nothing else, you'll get to see Melanie in daisy dukes. Win, win.
Posted 8/6/12 5:00 pm EST by Fallon Prinzivalli in Funny, GIFs, MTV2, The Show
You might enjoy playing ball with your little cousins, but you can return those kids when playtime's over. They're not your responsibility when they're hungry or need their butt wiped. However, one broken condom, missed pill or drunken mistake can suddenly make a child your responsibility for 18 years. No matter how careful you are, pregnancy scares happen to the best of us.
When she tells you, "I'm late," "I think I'm pregnant," "You're my baby daddy," or any combination of the three, you need to remember to play it cool. To help you out, the "Guy Code" experts discuss everything you need to know about pregnancy scares tomorrow at 11/10c on MTV2. In the meantime, avoid facial expressions like the below 19 GIFs and you should be OK.
Posted 7/31/12 4:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in GIFs, MTV2, The Show
Last week we got to watch the second episode of "Guy Code" Season 2, which covered one night stands, spas, going abroad and stereotypes. There was so much important info, we imagine you have already forgotten some. As a refresher, we've made animated GIFs of the funniest illustrations from last week for you to review, including important rules when you're going abroad and a checklist for potential one night stands. These GIFs will definitely come in handy someday so save them, download them, re-post them on your Tumblr or just watch them a million times until they're ingrained in your brain. White guys, take special note of the last GIF, which illustrates how black guys view you. If your shorts are really that short and you're standing in that awkward-hipster pose, reevaluate your life immediately.
Posted 7/26/12 4:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in GIFs, MTV2, The Show
With so much valuable knowledge being thrown at us every week on "Guy Code," it's hard to remember everything. If you're a true student of the Code, you probably jot down notes and study them religiously after every episode. But for the not-so-nerdy-viewers out there, sometimes it's more useful to learn by visualization. Enter the "Guy Code" GIFs, those handy illustrations that clarify whatever crazy stories, tips and other gibberish come from the the cast's mouths every week. The first episode of this season was chalk-full of them, so we decided to refresh your memories and share some of the best ones below. You know, just in case you really want to visualize Charlamagne farting without his clothes on.
For the Tumblr-savvy, check out these GIFs and more on the new "Guy Code" Tumblr.
Posted 7/18/12 6:00 pm EST by Andreas Hale in GIFs, MMA
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Last week, the UFC and Strikeforce put on cards that determined two champions and perhaps the next man to get a shot at the reigning and defending king of MMA, Anderson Silva. Wednesday's "UFC on Fuel 4" and Saturday's Strikeforce: Rockhold vs. Kennedy featured some entertaining bouts. The latter found MMA's version of a Ken doll (Luke Rockhold) dominate MMA's true GI Joe (Tim Kennedy) en route to a decisive unanimous decision victory. But that fight didn't feature the shocking finishes that these three fights below produced. And that's why we have GIFs -- so you can watch them over and over and over again.
Heading into this fight between Chris Weidman and Mark Munoz, everyone was trying to figure out just who Anderson Silva's next victim opponent would be. Most assumed that the "Filipino Wrecking Machine" would have little trouble disposing of Weidman with his feared wrestling and ground and pound. Go figure. It would be Weidman who used his wrestling pedigree, ground and pound and submissions to totally dominate the fight before digging into the toolbox of Jon Jones and wrecking Munoz with a short elbow in the second round. The elbow, which most remember Jones utilizing against Rashad Evans, smashed Munoz in the forehead and almost sent him out immediately. Some pretty unnecessary strikes later, and we may have found the next challenger for Silva's title.
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Posted 7/11/12 5:30 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Funny, GIFs
Photo: geekologie
The above GIF of the "Greatest Race" contestant getting smashed in the face by a watermelon after a failed attempt to launch the large summer snack in a slingshot may be the greatest "Hit-in-Face" GIF of all time. The scene has it all: (1) It's a self-inflicted shot, which in our estimation is better than a person getting whacked by someone else's action, or by an object otherwise whirling around; (2) the mishap was televised nationally on CBS; (3) the contestant was firing a slingshot which, by design, is supposed to shoot an object in the opposite direction; and (4) the watermelon didn't just graze her or knock her in the ear -- it smashed her squarely in the face.
In other words, it's glorious, and very difficult to top. But we have tried: There's 17 more Schadenfreude-y hit-in-face GIFs after the jump.
Posted 7/10/12 11:00 am EST by Carl Williott in Funny, GIFs, Sports
Let's be honest, watching the Home Run Derby is only fun for three types of people: those in attendance, kids and State Farm employees. To everyone else, it's a long slog of awkward Pedro Gomez interviews (seriously, that guy's bad at his job) and Chris Berman foaming at the mouth, with some BP interspersed throughout.
Prince Fielder took home the top prize last night, but that fan you see above drunkenly tumbling, he gave us the Derby's best highlight. The obstruction on his way down, the tumble, the sad realization that he had made an ass of himself, and of course, the fact that it's all right in front of a cop.
Tumbling drunk fan, we thank you for taking one for the team so that we viewers would have something to distract us from the Home Run Derby last night.
Posted 7/3/12 10:19 am EST by Carl Williott in Funny, GIFs
Fireworks are best enjoyed from a distance, lest you get smoked in the face (literally) like a Koopa Troopa. Still, everyone wants to tempt the fates and light those wicks anyway. And who are we to judge? Wait, this is the Internet! So not only must we judge, but we must also freeze your humiliating moment of flaming injury in the ambers of time with GIFs. And is there anything more American than hunching over your computer and laughing at said GIFs in the hazy glow of your monitor?
No, there isn't. So say Happy Birthday to America with a bunch of GIFs of people using various combustibles to launch pretty colors into the air and sometimes into genitals. Thomas Jefferson would be proud.
Posted 6/29/12 12:00 pm EST by Carl Williott in Funny, GIFs, Ladies
Drunk girls can be super sexy. They get all touchy-feely, coo in high voices and hike up their skirts when dancing. But drunk girls can also be extremely difficult, essentially morphing into yappy, incontinent chihuahuas. It's a thin line.
Whatever side of that delicate balance they land on, one thing remains certain: drunk girls are especially prone to falling. Maybe it's the ridiculous shoes they wear. More likely it's the equilibrium-destroying poison they guzzle. Whatever the reason though, it's always funny to see a hammered girl totally eat it while she's trying to act all sexy-like. So here are a bunch of GIFs of drunk girls falling. No chihuahuas were hurt in the making of this post.
How about you have a plate of me for din...uh oh.
Posted 6/25/12 5:00 pm EST by Jim Tews in Funny, GIFs, Most Popular
If you're not familiar with the cinnamon challenge, you're either someone's grandpa or you only use the Internet for productive tasks. In either case, you're really missing out. The challenge is a nearly impossible feat. Foolishly brave participants attempt to swallow a tablespoon (or more) of pure cinnamon WITHOUT drinking any water. In that explanation, it sounds easy to accomplish. It's not. The cinnamon does an incredibly effective job of saturating every ounce of saliva from the front of your teeth to the back of your throat. Add that to the general irritation of having a bunch of something spicy in your face, and you're looking at a solid 10 minutes of discomfort, even if you crack and reach for some water.
The best part of the cinnamon challenge is watching people fail. Because when they do, a large brown cloud of cinnamon billows from their mouth, and they choke, cough and freak out accordingly. ENJOY!
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