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Welcome to GUY CODE, the official blog of MTV2's "Guy Code" series and your online destination for all things dude, including—but not limited to—irreverent commentary on sports, hip-hop and ladies. Stay awhile and flex your manhood.

The NFL referees are being locked out, and teams are paying the price for it. So far this season, the replacement refs are botching calls that Stevie Wonder could make in his sleep. We know what you're thinking though: why would the refs want to strike? They make bank, they get to yell at 90,000 fans in a stadium and millions more at home, and the uniforms make them ladykillers in the club. Well, there is that one thing...every Sunday, they have to spend four hours with three tons of armor-clad adrenaline machines, and they're expected to be in the middle of the action, armed only with a whistle and a prayer. They get hit a lot. You'd want extra pay too.

Whether or not you sympathize with the refs, you love watching the refs get hit. It's better than a crash during a NASCAR race and a glass-breaking slam dunk combined. That said, we think you'll enjoy these GIFs of football refs - from high school to the pros - getting knocked the f*** out.
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For the last three weeks, we've graced you with sexy sneak GIFs: Melanie Iglesias grabbing her own boobsLevy Tran showing the slutty locations for piercings and last week's Melanie checking Lisa Ramos for a hernia. This week we're switching it up with the two guys from "Hood State of the Union." Why is Charlamagne putting his arm around Lil Duval? And why doesn't Duval want a quick bro hug?

Leave your guesses as to what these two are talking about in the comments below or on our Facebook and Twitter. Tune in to "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2 to find out if you're right.

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We like to think we're pretty big fans of resident "Guy Code" hottie Melanie Iglesias. We appreciate her wisdom, her hula hoop skills, her inside boob, etc. But today we have to reluctantly admit another man's devotion is more intense than ours. He goes by Padre Fosho and this is his Tumblr. A member of the US Navy (at least he says so on the Internet and we believe everything on the Internet), Mr. Fosho has created the Sistine Chapel of Melanie Iglesias GIF walls. While we lament our move down the list of world's largest Melanie Iglesias fans, we also recognize this historic moment. This is not a time for self pity; it's a time to salute this genius for his unprecedented contribution to humankind. You done good man.

A few of his best GIFs are below. See the rest here.

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Last night "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) unraveled the mysteries of dealing with doctors, shooting guns, tailgating with style and online dating. Today we've re-created some of those moments in GIF form in case you missed the episode, or in case you like your information better in silent two-second looping packages. Any time you're in a pickle and need to consult the Code, these are here for your quick reference. Like Cliff's Notes, but without all the reading.

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Not to blow our own horn, but we keep outdoing ourselves each week with these sneak GIFs. Two weeks ago, we posted Melanie Iglesias grabbing her own boobs. Last week, we upped that with Levy Tran showing the slutty locations for piercings, but it looks like she's miming a porn act. This week we make all of your "Melanie-feeling-up-Lisa-Ramos" fantasies come true. What's going on here? Is Melanie checking her for a hernia? Or something much more salacious?

Try not to get too dirty (nearly impossible right?), but leave your guesses as to why Melanie is touching Lisa in the comments below or on our Facebook and Twitter. Tune in to "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2 to find out if you're right.

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There's only two safe places to shoot a gun: at a shooting range and if you're a character in a movie. Because you're not going to be a movie character anytime soon, you should probably just go to a range. And in case you needed us to explain it to you, using a gun for anything besides target practice, legit animal hunting and worst-case home defense is against Guy Code.

The point is, you spend a fair amount of your life watching movie characters do badass s*it with guns-- like Chow Yun Fat in "The Killer" above--and you know you can't do what they do. A lot of ranges will let you shoot the same guns they use in movies, so you get to feel like that badass while you destroy a paper target. On tonight's show, the "Guy Code" crew will be talking guns, but for now, we lined up these movie GIFs for you. Watch these loops enough, and you and your buds will be planning a trip to the range this weekend.
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Last night "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) unraveled the mysteries of moving in with your lady, brothers, piercings and gossip. Today we've re-created some of those moments in GIF form in case you missed the episode, or in case you like your information better in silent two-second looping packages. Any time you're in a pickle and need to consult the Code, these are here for your quick reference. Like Cliff's Notes, but without all the reading.

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We thought last week's sneak GIF of Melanie Iglesias grabbing her own boobs was the most salacious one we had ever created. Well, Levy Tran has that one beat without question. We can't even begin to explain what in the hell she's doing? But we know we like it. We've been staring at it for hours like a baby with a nursery mobile.

Try not to get too dirty (nearly impossible right?), but leave your guesses as to what Levy is miming in the comments below or on our Facebook and Twitter. Tune in to "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2 to find out if you're right.

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Ah yes, the victory celebration. All of us have thought about what we would do after we knock someone out. The guy above apparently didn't really think this one through. But we certainly have. It's just too bad that we haven't had a chance to show the world our funky chicken into a kickworm move before that damn Jamie Varner stole it. Nevertheless, the sheer exhilaration of turning the lights out on somebody leads people to do some crazy things. Some are well-thought-out theatrics ( Tito Ortiz) while other celebrations just kind of happen out of nowhere (Yeah Eder Jones, we're talking to you). So we decided to round up some of our favorite MMA victory celebration GIFs for you to watch over, and over, and over again.

Mark Coleman's "Leap Of Fail"

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Last night "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) unraveled the mysteries of friends, rebounds, stress and fantasy sports. Today we've re-created some of those moments in GIF form in case you missed the episode, or in case you like your information better in silent two-second looping packages. Any time you're in a pickle and need to consult the Code, these are here for your quick reference. Like Cliff's Notes, but without all the reading.

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