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It's Halloween and that means every channel is showing just enough horror movies to kill off 10 percent of the elderly. Horror movies are great, and ever since the 70s, they've been getting scarier and scarier. And if it weren't for them, most dudes in the '70s would never have even gotten to first base with girls.  Hollywood producers figured this out quickly and started banging out slasher flicks faster than your girlfriend can say, "I'm gonna cover my eyes for this part...stop it, Bradley, you're sooo sleazy...aaaah it's scary, hold me!"

Our favorite scene in any type of horror movie is the Freakout. That's the scene in which the scary character jumps out, is seen through a window or appears in a reflection when they weren't there a second ago. This is the true test of a director's talent and an actor's vocal chords. It has to happen suddenly, have high-pitched sound effects and has to freak the audience out as much as it freaks the character out. Here are 10 GIFs of our favorite freak outs that you can watch to your heart's content. If you get numb to them, you'll look tough the next time you watch one of them with your lady.
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At first glance, it's kind of sad and forever alone-y when a person gives himself a high five. But don't pity the fool who self-fives, because that guy or gal is a person who looks loneliness or unwillingness or left-hanging-ness in the eye and says "f*** you, I'm going to do this thing myself."  Thus, a self-affirming solo hand jam. In Barney Stinson we trust.

The mother of all self-fivers, Liz Lemon


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This week's "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) dissected the issues on revenge, pets, gambling and flirting. Today we've re-created some of those moments in GIF form in case you missed the episode, or in case you like your information better in silent two-second looping packages. Any time you're in a pickle and need to consult the Code, these are here for your quick reference. Like Cliff's Notes, but without all the reading.

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Revenge is defined as, "Harm done to another person in return for harm which he has done (to oneself or to someone else)." There's no better example of revenge than in the world of cinema where all bets are off when it comes to getting some of that good ol' payback. Here are 10 GIFs from some of the most epic revenge films of all time and the lessons that we learn.

'Oldboy'

Never lock up a man in a hotel room for 15 years, let him out and not give him the reason why. He'll beat your ass in a hallway with a knife sticking out of his back. Now that's dedication.

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This season we've had a number of sexy sneak GIFs: Melanie Iglesias grabbing her own boobsLevy Tran showing the slutty locations for piercings and Melanie checking Lisa Ramos for a hernia. This week's may be the sexiest one yet! Jon Gabrus, completely topless, giggling his chest like a burlesque dancer trying to make $20.

What is Jon talking about here? And why did he feel compelled to tell us while topless? And does he wax his chest? Because it looks baby-smooth. Leave your guesses in the comments below or on our Facebook and Twitter. Tune in to the Season 2 finale of "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2 to find out if you're right.

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This week's "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) dissected the issues with being single, losing your hair, meeting your girl's parents and haters. Today we've re-created some of those moments in GIF form in case you missed the episode, or in case you like your information better in silent two-second looping packages. Any time you're in a pickle and need to consult the Code, these are here for your quick reference. Like Cliff's Notes, but without all the reading.

Enjoy them. Share them. Live them.

The Velociraptor


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The NFL referees are being locked out, and teams are paying the price for it. So far this season, the replacement refs are botching calls that Stevie Wonder could make in his sleep. We know what you're thinking though: why would the refs want to strike? They make bank, they get to yell at 90,000 fans in a stadium and millions more at home, and the uniforms make them ladykillers in the club. Well, there is that one thing...every Sunday, they have to spend four hours with three tons of armor-clad adrenaline machines, and they're expected to be in the middle of the action, armed only with a whistle and a prayer. They get hit a lot. You'd want extra pay too.

Whether or not you sympathize with the refs, you love watching the refs get hit. It's better than a crash during a NASCAR race and a glass-breaking slam dunk combined. That said, we think you'll enjoy these GIFs of football refs - from high school to the pros - getting knocked the f*** out.
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For the last three weeks, we've graced you with sexy sneak GIFs: Melanie Iglesias grabbing her own boobsLevy Tran showing the slutty locations for piercings and last week's Melanie checking Lisa Ramos for a hernia. This week we're switching it up with the two guys from "Hood State of the Union." Why is Charlamagne putting his arm around Lil Duval? And why doesn't Duval want a quick bro hug?

Leave your guesses as to what these two are talking about in the comments below or on our Facebook and Twitter. Tune in to "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2 to find out if you're right.

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We like to think we're pretty big fans of resident "Guy Code" hottie Melanie Iglesias. We appreciate her wisdom, her hula hoop skills, her inside boob, etc. But today we have to reluctantly admit another man's devotion is more intense than ours. He goes by Padre Fosho and this is his Tumblr. A member of the US Navy (at least he says so on the Internet and we believe everything on the Internet), Mr. Fosho has created the Sistine Chapel of Melanie Iglesias GIF walls. While we lament our move down the list of world's largest Melanie Iglesias fans, we also recognize this historic moment. This is not a time for self pity; it's a time to salute this genius for his unprecedented contribution to humankind. You done good man.

A few of his best GIFs are below. See the rest here.

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Last night "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) unraveled the mysteries of dealing with doctors, shooting guns, tailgating with style and online dating. Today we've re-created some of those moments in GIF form in case you missed the episode, or in case you like your information better in silent two-second looping packages. Any time you're in a pickle and need to consult the Code, these are here for your quick reference. Like Cliff's Notes, but without all the reading.

Enjoy them. Share them. Live them.


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