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It's always a little weird to have a private conversation with your boy's girlfriend, especially if she starts talking smack about him...or worse, hitting on you. And what could be more private than text messages on a password-protected phone?

To successfully keep things calm, take a lesson from Gracie jiujitsu: The more she attacks, the more you retreat. Here's how to navigate a few different text conversations that could easily get you in trouble.

For more on your boy's girlfriend, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11p/10c on MTV2

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To celebrate Kickstart's launch, Mountain Dew partnered with the sick graffiti artist, Cope2, to creatively interpret logos of a few select outlets, including us! In a rented industrial studio in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn, Cope2 did his version of our logo in less than an hour. You can see his entire process in the GIF below.

Originally from the South Bronx, Cope2 has been tagging for over three decades. He's gained fans from around the world and notoriety from Johnny Law along the way, so we were honored to see his hand on our name.

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On this week's new "Guy Code" (watch full episode here), Jordan Carlos explains how he tips bartenders extra to make up for the stereotype that black people don't tip. He also makes a plea to other black guys to do the same (Jordan can make it rain, but he's still only one man). Really, everyone should be tipping in bars, that is, if you want to get buzzed in a reasonable about of time.

In addition to bar etiquette, the cast also discusses new relationships, being a nerd and having kids. For those teen dads out there, they also present a very special sketch video. Overall, there's a lot of info. Even if you've already seen it, you should really watch the episode again, but here are some illustrations and GIFs from last night to help you along.

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On last night's "Guy Code," the busty Melanie Iglesias taught us the difference in cleavage posturing when she's interviewing for a job with a woman versus interviewing with a man. We assume she's never not gotten a job where a man is doing the hiring.

The cast discussed all of the ins and outs of Interviewing, plus Puberty, Being Whipped and Sleeping. There was a lot of info. You should really watch the episode (again) to get it all, but here are some of the best GIFs and Images from last night to help you along.

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"Whipped." "Henpecked." "Wife-ridden." Whatever phrase you prefer, your chick runs your s***. You're apologizing for something inconsequential every minute, and wearing a bright red cardigan to brunch with her friends every weekend.

There's a few specific types of girls who whip their guys. If any or all of these text conversations look familiar, maybe it's time to hop on a boat and find some of those other fish in the sea. (Names have been changed to protect the guilty.)

+ For more on being whipped, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2

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Every year, we get pumped for NBA All Star Weekend because it always has the same awesome things: slam dunk contests, three-point contests and the skills challenge. Wherever it's held, that town turns into a huge party all weekend. So of course, rappers show up (they love basketball almost as much as parties).

With all the rappers hanging out, we wish we can see them ball more. That's why we're proposing a 2-on-2 tournament where rappers pair up with NBA players. Here's how we think the ideal tournament would go, with teams hand-picked by us:

ROUND 1

LeBron James & Rick Ross Vs. Blake Griffin & The Game

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While it might not be fun to listen to Lebron James bust a verse, it's damn entertaining to watch Rick Ross ball. Also, they both have gigantic frickin' heads, thus the name "Team Big Head."

As for "Team Clip," Blake Griffin plays for the Los Angeles Clippers, while in each of his songs, The Game raps about 30-round clips. Though his skills on the court are lacking, he might be able to scare his opponents into losing.

Rajon Rondo & Kanye West Vs. Brook Lopez & Jay-Z

Why "Team Kardashian," you ask? If you're reading this, then you have access to the internet, so you know that Kanye West is with Kim Kardashian, and Rajan Rondo punked her ex-husband, Kris Humphries. That means Rondo and Kanye would make a great team, and although we don't know how good Kanye is, we hear he practices quite a bit.

How can you not put Jay-Z, face of the Brooklyn Nets, and Brook Lopez, player and part-namesake of the Nets, on the same team? And not call it "Team Brooklyn"?
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The Harlem Shake YouTube dance craze has its detractors who say that the amorphous movement doesn't even resemble the original, a 30-plus-year-old shoulder popping move introduced by Harlem's Al Bm in 1981. Other detractors say it's just played out.

Whatever, and false. Anything that compels a group of people to gyrate wildly shirtless (or in chicken costumes) while standing on top of furniture is pretty damn excellent, in our book. It's pretty much the greatest thing to happen to the Internet this year. So let your shoulders loose, take your pants off and stay awhile.

After you watch these four-second before/after GIFs, watch the videos for the full experience. And of course, pop open Baauer's "Harlem Shake" for full listening effect.

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Last night "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) taught us that getting stoned can lead to negative consequences, like paranoia about the government coming, and spiders, and government spiders. The cast also told us that while Valentine's Day, PMS and Apologizing may suck for dudes, they're all things you have to do if you want to maintain consistent vagina.

There was a lot of info. You should really watch the episode (again) to get it all, but here are some of the best GIFs from last night to help you along.

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Last night "Guy Code" (watch full episode here) taught us that black church is more fun than white church...but you never know when black church is going to let out, so you might miss every football game on any given Sunday. The cast  got in deep on Religion, Rivalry, First Dates and Body Odor...every man must sniff his nuts from time to time to test their negative potency. You also got The Hangover OlympicsThere was a lot of info. You should really watch the episode (again) to get it all, but here are some of the best GIFs from last night to help you along.

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Last night on "Guy Code" (watch full episode here), Melanie Iglesias explained exactly what to do when someone won't shut up while you're watching the Super Bowl (see above).  The cast discussed all of the ins and outs of throwing the perfect Super Bowl party. They even had Pittsburgh Steeler LaMarr Woodley on hand to give his professional advice.

The episode also dealt with cock blocking, insecurities and texting. There was a lot of info. You should really watch the episode (again) to get it all, but here are some of the best GIFs from last night to help you along.


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