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Every now and then you'll find yourself in one of those situations where you think, "Dammit! If I only knew how to beat the crap out of a bear!" Nine times out of 10, it'll be because you are about to fight a bear. (The other one time is if you're me and having a fight with my ex-girlfriend who could easily play for the Chicago Bears.) Lucky for you we've provided a guide to taking down one of those grizzly bastards. Pay attention, take notes and stay away from Rhonda Butkus if you can.

1. Stare right into the face of that hairy bag of lies. He's only confident 'cuz of his rep.
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Metta World Peace doesn't have a track reward of comically flagrant fouls like last night's thunderous elbow to the Thunder's James Harden. However, his alter ego Ron Artest certainly does. He has an epic history of crashing into and punching opposing players, as well as fans. Now that we know the name change hasn't changed the man, continuing to call him "Metta World Peace" feels a bit like calling the Hulk "Bruce Banner" in hopes that he doesn't smash you. If you asked Artest, he'd probably tell you that everyone who's ever been flagrantly fouled by him was just walking in the area he happened to be swinging his giant, angry fists, but we're not here to argue the validity of his fouls. We're just here to make fun of how over-the-top his madness gets with these Batman-worthy GIFs.
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Metta World Peace told us that his violent days were behind him. That's why he changed his name from Ron Artest--symbolizing that he has turned over a new peaceful leaf. However, we learned yesterday when the Los Angeles Lakers hosted the Oklahoma City Thunder that there's still plenty of "Artest" in World Peace. Poor James Harden got too close to the Lakers forward during his King Kong celebration dance and got a Batman-like elbow to the brain. Metta World Peace claims it was unintentional, but that's as believable as The Joker claiming he's good for Gotham City.

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The UFC had a heated rivalry come to an end and Bellator had a superfight between two of the best lightweights not under the Zuffa umbrella. The result was an amazing assortment of knockouts, submissions and fights that were awesome to watch. Knowing that pictures don't really do the job, the good folks over here at MTV Clutch have decided that GIFs make this recap so much better. Luckily the internet provides. We found GIFs from the past weekend that highlight each of our Clutch MMA Awards. Enjoy!

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Sometimes people have nothing to say, not because they're underinformed or inarticulate but because they've just witnessed something really messed up. They may be horrified or stymied or confused, but in every case after the jump, they simply cannot find the right words, or any words, so they react with a mouth agape and maybe a hand gesture. In one case you can see the uncomfortable moment that rendered Spock speechless, and you'll probably recognize some of the other characters from such scenes as Donovan McNabb on the sideline during his soul-sucking run as a member of the Washington Redskins.

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We humans envy the simplicity of a dog's life, but it may just be one of those "grass is greener" scenarios. Sure, we see a day consisting of nothing but naps, meals and various ball-related activities, and we think it's an incredible itinerary. But to dogs, that's the daily grind, that's a busy day at the office.

So it's no surprise that every once in a while, man's best friend wants to break free from the yoke of canine life, and be more than man's best friend. Dogs want more out of life, so sometimes they'll emulate us. They eat our food. They wear people clothes. And most impressively, they see us traipsing around all graceful-like, and they want a taste of that sweet bipedal action. They're all, "If we free up our front paws, think about all the things that we can do with them, like scratch our balls, and throw balls, and scratch our balls!"

So we've compiled 10 GIFs of dogs living the (black and white) dream, bucking evolution by walking tall like man...if only for a few precious, clumsy steps. Read More...

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Not getting the recognition you deserve from a boss, friend or loved one? Need a pick-me-up? Just want to see a lot of people nodding, smiling, smirking or giving a thumbs-up? You've come to the right place, friend. You'll find below 32 GIFs of celebrities approving of you. That's right! Watch them as often as you need for boosts in confidence. They'll help you spread good cheer throughout the day. And if you're making a major life decision that you secretly want to do but aren't sure, these GIFs support you. No matter how absurd, they all in one way or another--approve.

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It's Good Friday. That means GIFs from the movie "Friday" are in order, because it's really good, hence Good Friday. For those who grew up outside of the church, Good Friday commemorates the death of Jesus Christ. Kind of a bummer, we know, but don't worry, he made a spectacular comeback on Easter Sunday.

Obviously, "Friday"  has nothing to do with the holiday, but who cares? This movie completely changed the landscape in 1995. Written by two rappers, Ice Cube and DJ Pooh, and directed by music video director F. Gary Gray, it came out of nowhere and made white suburban teenagers everywhere believe South Central L.A. is a hilarious place to live. John Witherspoon (pictured above) nails the role of Craig's dad and Chris Tucker's portrayal of Smokey turned him (briefly) into the hottest comedy star around. Plus, if it hadn't been for "Friday," Ice Cube might still be a terrifying rapper instead of a soft and cuddly step-dad.
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There's only a handful of professional jackasses (above!) but plenty of amateurs who for one reason or another decide to become Tony Stewart behind the wheel of a golf cart. The Masters kicked off today and while the courses they play are too pristine for golf carts, it's high time for you, me and the four-wheeled, open air, canopied idiot mobile riders to dust off the clubs and hit the greens. A necessary word of caution: don't be a jackass. But if you're born that way, check out the GIFs below where people went very, very wrong on a golf cart.

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Stripped of anticipation and tension, horror-inducing moments are pretty damn funny. Left with only a face, eyes wide open, jaw agape, washed with fear...yeah, it's pretty funny. We're not highlighting people here who are genuinely in distress or in actual peril (not that we're aware of). They're mostly actors, except for the first dude after the jump who's a hippie from a surfer movie, a porn flick or a low-grade horror flick.

And we think the hilarity is only magnified because there's no sound. Insert shrieking where appropriate. So what we're left with here are roughly 1- to 5-second ridiculous moments in time where people became terrified, but in most cases, we're not sure why. Have fun.

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