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12 Father's Day Gifts That Don't Suck

Posted 6/15/11 10:00 am EST by in Gadgets, Gear

In case you hadn't already figured it out based on the amount of dad-related material on Clutch lately, Sunday is Father's Day. And because you're like us, you probably put off figuring out just what you're going to buy the old man this year until now. As usual, we're here to help, partly because we like you but mostly because putting together a Father's Day Gift Guide lets us waste a couple of work days looking at cool crap we'd otherwise buy for ourselves. Furthermore, we've done you the favor of categorizing each of our picks by what type of dad you should buy each for. Not a tie, cufflinks or "World's Best Dad" mug in sight. Couldn't have made it any simpler for you. So, this weekend when your dad thanks you, so moved by your thoughtful gesture that tears are brought to his eyes, remember who he should really be thanking: us.

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Players With Game: Tennessee Titan Chris Johnson On Lil Wayne, Grillz And Chuck Taylors

Posted 5/24/11 10:00 am EST by in Cars, Celebs, Gear, Sneakers, Sports

Earlier this month the Clutch team was with Tennessee Titan running back Chris Johnson talking about all things style in his hometown of Orlando, Florida. It's where you can usually find Johnson whenever he's not on the field ducking defenders, island-hopping with his crew or out popping bottles with his tattoo twin Lil Wayne.

But judging by how spare the decorations were in his off-season pad, we're thinking that Chris and his entourage spend more time out being entertained than actually entertaining. That, or Johnson's still waiting on the delivery of a lime green living room set to match his custom Chevy.

Team Johnson were gracious hosts, though, and a few other players even stopped by to watch.

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5 Video Game Guns That You Should Go Buy Right Now

Posted 5/10/11 11:00 am EST by in Games, Gear

With the recent onslaught of kick-ass first-person shooters hitting the shelves, you're going to want the right firepower on your arm. Here's your guide to the best five video game guns from this latest generation of first-person shooters.
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The Bank You Need To Live Like Jay-Z

Posted 4/7/11 9:30 am EST by in Gear, Music

Hip-hop mogul Jay-Z just launched Life + Times -- a blog to instruct playas on how to live. Anxious to live the Hova life (and marry Beyoncé), we dove into the website’s advice. It’s quickly apparent that to live Z life, you need benjamins (maybe something like Jay’s 500 millie). Check the price tags from Life + Times’ choice nuggets.

1. The Audemars Piguet Royal Oak--$15,000
A $15,000 watch better be “iconic” (as the article promises). Upon its introduction in 1972, the watch cost $3,200 compared to the $270 Rolex Submariner. We couldn’t even afford an Audemars Piguet if we went back in time 40 years.

2. The Rolls Royce Ghost--$245,000
The “Presence” of the Ghost has everything you’d expect a car with a price tag of $245,000 to have, except for Beyoncé.

3. Tasty food made by celebrity chef Daniel Boulud–-$110 for the prix fixe (that’s French for “without the booze”) Boulud owns multiple multi-star restaurants in New York, including the super-posh, 3-star Daniel. The interview mentions DB’s somewhat affordable Vermont hot dog, but those on a budget will still need to miss a meal to afford it.

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Fergie's Lego Dress And Other Pieces Of Legowear

Posted 4/6/11 4:49 pm EST by in Celebs, Gear

Fergie's trip into the world of Lego clothing was a bold move, but she's not the first to don an outfit made of the the most flexible, fantastic toys ever. Legos have spawned video games, theme parks, a virtual fashion show, films and, naturally, even Lego porn. It was only a matter of time.

You name it and Legos have taken the shape: a gigantic giraffe, the Death Star, Michael Jackson and even that crazy alien scene from "Spaceballs." So Lego clothing and accessories, like those worn by Fergie, are within the realm of multicolored snapping fun that's taken place before. Of course, Legos have never had to support curves as large as Fergie's, so she definitely wins on that count.

Click on for some more photos of Lego and Lego-inspired clothing and accessories.

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7 Important Things Plus Csilla Comforts A Comforter

Posted 2/15/11 2:00 pm EST by in Gear, Movies, Music

LADIES Csilla Ray is "a lot of woman" who "needs a lot of man!" [XXL Mag]
No zebras were harmed in the construction of Csilla's bra.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS J. Cole ft. Drake "In The Morning" [The High Definite]
This video is imported from Paris, France.

SPLASH Daredevil sets record with 40 foot dive into kiddie pool [BroBible]
He also set the record for most horrendous belly flop without even flinching.

CANS Kickass Kick-Ass headphones [Walyou]
Sadly no Nic Cage model, but you can watch this again as a consolation.

ACTORS Black history month: 9 rising stars [NextMovie]
Donald Glover is not Danny's son and he's not too old for this list!

CRYIN' Supercut of Natalie Portman crying and crying and crying [BuzzFeed]
Not even Natalie can make this amount of waterworks cute.

WTF 9 ridiculous eBay auctions [HuffPo]
Awkward weird dude gets points for honesty.

TOUR Slayer guitarist backs out of shows for incredibly metal reason [AV Club]
Hint: He was not injured diving 40 feet into a kiddie pool.

Photo: Efani Allah and D. Brown

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Stuff You Want — JackThreads Shopping Spree Sweepstakes

Posted 2/13/11 10:00 am EST by in Gear, Sweepstakes

Wanna get lucky? MTV.com is giving you the chance to win stuff you've always wanted but never had the balls to buy for yourself.

One lucky winner will score a $200 credit to spend however they see fit at JackThreads, the members-only shopping club serving up the freshest street, skate, surf and contemporary brands daily, at up to 80% off retail prices. There you'll find hoodies, denim, kicks, accessories and more from brands like American Apparel, Kidrobot, Original Penguin and The Hundreds. Plus, become a member now to get an instant $10 credit to put toward your first purchase. (Seriously, sign up because you're going to need to be a member to redeem your prize if you win anyway. Duh.)

Here's how to enter:

Sign up for the MTV news, music, movies, shows or MTV2 newsletter, then watch out for the secret link and instructions to enter for a chance to win.*

* Must be 13 or older and a legal resident of one of the 50 United States or District of Columbia. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.

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5 Amazingly Cool Gadgets To Get If You've Got Bank

Posted 1/19/11 5:05 pm EST by in Gear

The dust has finally settled from this year's Consumer Electronics show and we've sorted through all the brochures and thumbed through all the drives. What we've emerged with is this list of stuff that you should buy. It's important to note that the "you" in the previous sentence refers only to those rich enough to own helicopters. So if you don't have a helicopter, stop reading now.

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What Your Band T-Shirt Says About You [Infographic]

Posted 1/19/11 12:02 pm EST by in Gear, Music

Everyone has at least one timeless band T-shirt crumpled up in the bottom of their closet. We may grow up, change our wardrobe and stop smelling our clothes before deciding to wash them--but we never lose pride in that shirt.

We remember exactly where and when we bought it. We caress the thin, tattered fabric and ponder the long and winding road we've traveled since it came into our possession. In short, this T-shirt defines us. It reveals something about our musical tastes, our ability to care for clothing and our accuracy with condiments. Our band T-shirts are a reflection of who we are.

So what does your band T-shirt say about you? Here's a guide.


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Stuff You Want — Kodak Digital Camera Giveaway

Posted 1/17/11 2:00 pm EST by in Gadgets, Sweepstakes

Wanna get lucky? MTV.com is giving you the chance to win stuff you've always wanted but never had the balls to buy for yourself.

Five lucky readers will score the KODAK EASYSHARE M590 digital camera, a value of $200. Featuring the world’s thinnest 5X optical zoom, the M590 is equipped with Kodak’s exclusive Share Button so you can tag your pictures and videos right in the camera itself for easy uploading to online galleries, including Facebook, Flickr, Orkut and YouTube.

Here's how to enter:

Sign up for the MTV news, music, movies, shows or MTV2 newsletter, then watch out for the secret link and instructions to enter for a chance to win.*

* Must be 13 or older and a legal resident of one of the 50 United States or District of Columbia. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited.

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