LADIES Rihanna's fans handpick "California King Bed" video [RapFix]
BANGERS Yelawolf ft. B.o.B "It's A Party" [XXL Mag]
BIKES Trailsurfing down the Matterhorn in Zermatt, Switzerland [BroBible]
It's a little more intense than the Disney ride.
CAPES The inevitable superhero Situation Room photo [TDW Geek]
Superman just can't pull himself away from Reddit.
DE-EVOLUTION The 5 dumbest conversations on Facebook [CollegeHumor]
I challenge you to read them without shaking your head.
INK A collection of the geekiest tattoos [BuzzFeed]
N3RD L1F3--it's like thug life, only with more mathematics and video games.
STICKS 11 awesome old-school video game commercials [ForkParty]
Warning: Possible nostalgia overload.
SMILE Possibly the greatest Bill Murray photo ever taken [Uproxx]
This photo is crying for a caption contest.
With the recent onslaught of kick-ass first-person shooters hitting the shelves, you're going to want the right firepower on your arm. Here's your guide to the best five video game guns from this latest generation of first-person shooters.
There has never been a better time to be a gamer than now. With high-definition TVs, 3-D-enabled titles and gaming hardware that takes advantage of all that goodness, being a gamer today is like being a fat kid at a buffet--everything looks good.
As a gamer, I often want nothing more than to come home and jump into a fierce game of "Call of Duty," blow stuff up playing "Killzone 3" or even bounce around the landscape in "Dragon Age." But there are days when playing those titles is too much of a time suck. The games on this list are for those plodding days. They offer the perfect combination of fun and a lack of commitment for all you lazy bastards out there.
LADIES Chad's vices are tequila, pizza and buying new shoes [Suicide Girls]
Also, looking adorable.
INTERVIEW Honoring Gang Starr MC Keith "Guru" Elam [RapFix]
Pour a little out.
FOOTY 2-year-old has some incredible soccer skills [Hot Clicks]
At his age, I'm not sure I could hit three consecutive shots in a toilet.
DISSECTION Scene breakdown: "Airborne," the most '90s movies ever made [Film Drunk]
A shocking explosion of montages, unlikely friendships and Seth Green's indescribable haircut.
BATMAN "The Dark Knight Rises" fan posters [BamKapow]
Holy fan art!
STICKS "Portal 2" review--glad-locked [Multiplayer]
The highs, lows and a verdict on Valve's anticipated follow-up.
OUCH Sacrificial prank with a twist [Double Viking]
Wait for it...
4/20 10 creative bongs [BuzzFeed]
Also known as 10 creative vases.
Photo: Suicide Girls
I dig dark chicks.
Anyone can dream of dating a pretty specimen with a body that can start forest fires and a brain that's just above cooked oatmeal on the food chain, but where's the fun in trying to understand a creature as simple as that? Give me a girl with a fist full of restraining orders, a penchant for the macbre and "Pretend That We're Dead" as her ringtone, and you've got someone I can bring home to the goth Momma I never had.
I'm not saying or advocating that someone who is violent or unstable makes for a better relationship. In fact, it's quite the opposite. Girls who dig the darker side of life seem to have their existence more figured out than those who walk on sidewalks made of jelly beans and rainbows. Yes, the world can be a rotten place, and just like everything in it, it can have its moments of happiness and joy, but I think it's better to saddle up to someone who knows how to embrace or laugh at the darker shade of gray when things look their bleakest. Watching the Apocalypse is so much nicer when you're with someone who can appreciate the majesty and splendor of a mushroom cloud for the .4 seconds before it melts off your face.
LADIES Ayisha Diaz says "My eyes are seductive and my ass is well-rounded" [XXL Mag]
STAGE Kanye West corrals A-List guests for SXSW showcase [RapFix]
When your name's Kanye, you get who you want.
BOARDS "Darkside of the Moon" video [Skateboarder Mag]
Hello. Is there anybody in there?
SQUIRREL SUIT Insane video of wingsuit basejumping in Europe [BroBible]
Looks like hang-gliding on steroids.
WAKE-UP CALL The hysterical, cruel way to wake up a buddy [Double Viking]
It's extremely funny until it's you.
SIGNED The 30 best passive-aggressive fridge notes [BuzzFeed]
Some of these calls to violence are downright aggressive.
POSTERS Art project of the day: historically hard-core [Daily What]
See what 50 Cent and Teddy Roosevelt have in common.
PORTABLE Nintendo 3DS game launch trailer [MTV Geek]
Next step: Implanted in your brain.
Photo: XXL Mag
Here's a video of Abigail, the daughter of Destructiod's Nick Chester, unboxing the new Nintendo 3DS, which comes out March, 25. It is, without a doubt, the most thorough and useful review of a portable game console you will see probably ever. It's also pretty damn adorable.
LADIES Aubrey is covered in green paint and basketball [BroBible]
Could this be the long-lost mate for Green Man?
BOOTLEG Foo Fighters show from Cologne [Some Kind of Awesome]
"It's gonna be a long f***ing night!"
BOARDS Creepy night skating is like hovering on an a UFO [Walyou]
Polycarbonate and LEDs; Band-Aids not included.
MELTDOWN Slight overreaction of the day [Daily What]
Does "you break it, you buy it" apply in liquor stores?
FOOTY Impossible soccer tricks [Double Viking]
I don't even know...
DON'T DO IT 7 Facebook photos that will get you defriended [Guyism]
Nothing screams downer quite like a black and white Emo Facebook picture.
ACCESS GRANTED 10 greatest secret levels in video game history [Dorkly]
Toe Jam & Earl Level 0, where all your childhood dreams came true.
TOONED 8 movie stars as animated characters [Next Movie]
It's perfectly normal to be attracted to cartoon Cameron Diaz. Right?
LADIES Alexandra gives six reasons you should watch J. Cole's new video [XXL Mag]
It just so happens that she is all six reasons.
PREMIERE Lil Wayne's "Inception"-inspired "6'7'" video [MTV]
You'll find Weezy somewhere in the fourth level of dreams.
BOARDS Setup: Torstein Horgmo [Alli Action]
He's strapped in tight to Nicole, which is the name of his snowboard.
LAFFS Dutch game show contestant has a dirty mind [BroBible]
I still can't figure out the correct answer.
STICKS The 7 deadly sins of gaming [Unreality]
Finally, someone recognizes Pac-Man for the overeating yellow circle that it is.
SPEED Jet pack plus skis equals 47 mph, and that's at half throttle [Urlesque]
"Meet you there in five minutes. I've just got to put on my jet pack and I'm out the door."
LADIES The 6 sexiest moments in recent advertising history [Smoking Jacket]
I want all of these products. It's that easy.
RIDES Infographic: The Death Star [Walyou]
For all your intergalactic death needs.
Photo: XXL Mag
That's really the great question that plagues our time, isn't it? What if Monoploy, the classic board game, were about internet memes instead of desolate Atlantic City thoroughfares? What if?! Urlesque has answered that question with this Memeopoly board game. As you can see, the most expensive properties are LOLcats and Rick Roll, and the least are meme newcomers Antoine Dodson and Double Rainbow guy. As with regular Monopoly, the yellow properties on Memeopoly are the best. Star Wars Kid, Grape Lady and Tron Guy? That's a meme all-star team if there ever was one.