If you've ever been frightened or confused by a Lady Gaga outfit, rest assured that you're not alone. To assist you in dealing with the confusion, Paul from Paul's Ponderings has devised a new game that will help people decipher the difference between a Gaga outfit and various items found in a garbage dump. It's about as difficult as you'd imagine.
Unfortunately, this game won't assuage your fear of Gaga--in fact, it may only increase it. And it'll certainly make you ask yourself: What's up with this chick? We have a theory: Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj are engaged in an unspoken battle of freakish individuality that will only end when one of the boisterous babes takes a seat in an alien spacecraft with a papier-mâché clown riding shotgun and cardboard cutouts of hipster puppies in the background. Until then, they will continue to try to outdo each other with sartorial nonsense. In the meantime, you should have fun with Paul's game.
Here's some video of Lady Gaga talking about her crazy clothes.
Photo: Paul's Ponderings
If you've never had the pleasure of watching something you've spent years fantasizing about become a reality, you're about to. "Real Life Mario Kart!", from the brilliant video master Freddie Wong, is "Mario Kart," in real life!
Thanks to XBox Live, the Virtual Console on the Wii and the bottomless memories of the gaming generation, there exists an endless array of classic games allowing nostalgic nerds to recapture one of the few parts of our childhood that doesn't make us cringe. But those classic games aren't alone. Mixed among them are tons of eyebrow raisers that are bound to make the most twisted minds wonder just what the developers were smoking. You see, one of the great things about places like the XBox indie game store is that anyone can produce and release a game, which also happens to be one of the worst things. We've decided to provide a spotlight for games in which the weird factor goes way beyond a plumber who eats mushrooms. First up "Extreme Baby Maker 2."
Blake Griffin has played in a grand total of 55 NBA games and he's already accomplished something that Kobe, LeBron and D-Wade can only dream of. It's a feat that Magic, Bird and Jordan never imagined and something that Wilt, The Big-O and Dr. J couldn't even conjure. Yes, at the young age of 21, Blake Griffin has posterized Waluigi as a character in a video game. The footage of the massive dunk is below. It comes from the game "Mario Sports Mix," which includes Mario-ized versions of dodgeball, basketball, volleyball and hockey. Think of it like "Mario Kart," but with sports that are a hell of a lot more interesting than car racing.
Sad news this morning for people who prefer playing video-game guitars over real ones: "Guitar Hero," the original fake guitar video game, is no longer. Activision, the company that's made some $2 billion on the game, has decided to stop producing new versions because it's no longer profitable given the enormous licensing and manufacturing costs. The silver lining here is that the company will continue to sell the old games, it just won't be making new ones. That's a huge blow to all you fans of bands that haven't yet received their own version of "Guitar Hero." I know I was personally looking forward to a Hüsker Dü or Flock of Seagulls "Guitar Hero." I heard you had your eyes on a Kenny Loggins version. Now none of those will ever happen.
As we mourn the loss of "Gutiar Hero," I thought it would be an approriate time to whip out a few videos of people destroying their "Guitar Hero" equipment. What will these kids destory now? Won't anyone think of the kids?
LADIES A whole gallery of fine women dressed like Tifa [Unreality]
Now you don't have to feel like a creep for lusting after a video game character.
RED Rihanna drops racy new video for "S&M" [SPIN]
Halloween in February: Rihanna pulls around costumed Perez Hilton on a leash.
SUPERPIPE Winter X Games 15 superpipe finals video & Shaun White interview [Transworld]
That makes it four in a row.
SOBER Tara Reid announces plan for "Big Lebowski 2" ...wait, what? [Film Drunk]
The Dude does not abide.
AD BOX 30 Facebook ad parodies [Urlesque]
Funny because they're true.
MORE LADIES 17 sexy surfer girl photos thanks to Surfing Mag's 2011 swimsuit issue [BroBible]
STICKS Drop your controllers: 20 super geeky video game cupcakes [Walyou]
A match made for my belly.
EVEN MORE LADIES Jamie Edmondson re-enacts the 3 greatest Super Bowl moments [Playboy]
Jamie could re-enact the Zapruder film and people would click.
LADIES Damsel is rocking the boat here with Praesepe [Suicide Girls]
Yeah, they're more than friends.
BANGERS Outasight "Losing My Mind" [XXL Mag]
He makes losing his mind look like a lot of fun.
BENDERS 8 legendary drinking binges that only celebs could get away with [Smoking Jacket]
Even Charlie Sheen is disappointed he didn't crack this list.
STICKS A fine sampling of oversexed video game ads [GeekoSystem]
Bonus packs include a memory card and scented lubrication.
WTF There are no words for this Batman costume [Unreality]
Brace yourself, people.
BALLS Missouri man invents Knokkers, life-size bowling meets pool game [BroBible]
Making retirement more fun since 2011.
THAT GUY The 14 best "creepy old man" photobombs [Guyism]
Michael Douglas has nothing on these guys, except a s***load of money.
KIDS 14 internet child stars to watch in 2011 [Uproxx]
Anyone else get the feeling that Keenan Cahill's mom will rip open the door at any minute?
Photo: Suicide Girls
LADIES Sash spends most of her free time naked [Suicide Girls]
She spends the rest of her free time undressing.
TEASER Green Day trailer for "Awesome as F***" album dropping in March [SPIN]
The long-awaited follow-up to the live collection "Cool as S***."
DOWNLOAD Mad Skills Motocross hits app store [Alli Action]
They had us at "similar to the classic Excitebike."
DWIGHT A tribute to Schrute Beet Farm [Gunaxin]
Watch out for Mose.
SPONSORED Mashup: A brief history of conspicuous product placement [Film Drunk]
Those sneaky bastards!
AVENGED "Dexter" infographic puts all the victims in the same place [Unreality]
Among other things, Dexter is resourceful.
HOOPS 5-year-old basketball prodigy hangs out with Isaiah Thomas [BroBible]
On second thought, he probably shouldn't hang out with Isaiah.
SPIDER-CRAP Spider-Man musical commercial [CollegeHumor]
Onstage disasters have never been so much fun!
Combine video games, '80s nostalgia and a stupid human trick that involves the sound of farting, and what do you get? Our favorite new musical artist since Bangs, The Hand Fart Musician. The musician, who has only revealed his magical farting instruments and not his face, is best known by his YouTube moniker, "UnderHero5." If this man's parents thought that he would never amount to anything, well, they still may be right, but dammit if his incredible series of videos doesn't display one of the greatest useless talents we've ever seen.
For starters, enjoy UnderHero's rendition of "Duck Tales," and check out some more fun below.
Tiger Woods used to have it all: a sterling reputation, a beautiful wife and his own video game. But after banging a bunch of women with breast implants, his reputation was ruined, his wife bid him adieu and now his video game is moving on. When EA Sports releases "Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12: The Masters" in March, the game will not feature Tiger's mug on its cover. In his place will be a picture of Augusta's iconic yellow flag. Ouch. Of course, Tiger isn't being completely wiped from the game, though--his name is obviously still in the title and he'll remain a playable character.
We're trying to think of something that this equates to outside of the video-game world but we've got nothing. So here are a couple hypotheticals that would be essentially the same thing. It's like if Wendy of the fast-food chain was busted for running a heroin ring and her face was replaced with a square patty on all of the company's signs. Or like Oprah getting caught harvesting the organs of her audience members after they pass out from the excitement of being told they've just been given a car. With her reputation obviously ruined, she must be replaced on her show by Ted Williams, the golden radio voice guy. Those two things are exactly what this is like.
Via The Telegraph