LADIES CB/WR Mikayla for LFL's Tampa Breeze joins "Survivor" cast [Busted Coverage]
We'd form an alliance with her.
STAGE 2011 VMA performances (videos) [The Urban Daily]
"Otis" live plus pyrotechnics, FTW.
BOARDS 2011 Street League championship video [Transworld Skateboarding]
In case you missed it--the winner's name does not rhyme with Byjah Fuston.
IN SESSION 22 fascinating and bizarre classes offered this semester [Mental Floss]
Theory and History of Video Games: rewarding sedentary video game addicts since 2011.
RIDICULOUSNESS 5 extreme sports fails [BuzzFeed]
If you build it, they will come..to fall off it.
BAD IDEA 5 actors who regrettably dabbled in music [Holy Taco]
When actors and actresses grab the microphone, things can get ugly.
REPOSSESSED Muay Thai tow in South Beach [TruTV]
Wonder how he'll handle the judge.
UP THERE World's highest thing of the day [Daily What]
It's a 160m swing--not your roommate.
Photo: Busted Coverage
The addition of a downloadable Freddy Krueger to WB's already awesome "Mortal Kombat" reboot is an ultimate fanboy's wet dream. Players can use the horror icon to hack and slash their enemies to pieces and finish them by sending their badly beaten bodies in an express elevator to hell. Hopefully, this means more of horror's best (or worst) are about to join the franchise. Naturally, we have a few suggestions. Read More...
LADIES Babes washing down bikes and a lot more [TruTV]
Babes washing down anything is a instant win.
LONDON IS BURNING London riots: labels coping with stock loss [MTV Hive]
Artists have become unfortunate victims of the destruction.
PITCHFORKS 5 famous riots and the art they inspired [Mental Floss]
F*** tha Police.
WHITE CASTLE "A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas" trailer [Fork Party]
Holy s***! We actually thought this was a fake mashup at first. It's really happening!
FRESH PRINCE Nas brings Will Smith onstage at show in Philly [The Urban Daily]
Innnnn North Philadelphia he was pulled onstage...
ZOMBIE BULL**** "World War Z" movie is going to break hearts [Film Drunk]
Unleash the nerd fury!
GAMES 11 flash games that will kill a lot of time [WGRD]
Waiting rooms are no match.
KENNY POWERS "Eastbound & Down" Season 3 mini spoiler [The High Definite]
You'll never guess where Kenny ends up.
LADIES Rambo is into Playstation, mysteries and animals [Suicide Girls]
And also '80s action movies, we assume.
MASHUP Ghostface Killah + vintage African funk = Ghostfunk [The High Definite]
A job well mashed.
BATTLE: LOS ANGELES X Games 17: What to watch for [ESPN Action]
It. Is. ON. Today.
STUDIO Top 10 artist/producer combinations [The Urban Daily]
The King of Pop isn't watching anyone else from the throne.
NO SHAME Ridiculous indie band merchandise [BuzzFeed]
The Jordan jersey is completely sacrilegious.
STICKS In honor of MS-DOS's 30th birthday, 10 of your favorite DOS games [Holy Taco]
It feels like the right time for some re-releases.
LIL LIL BOOSIE Daughter of Lil Boosie debuts rap career at age 9 [RapFix]
Wait for the inevitable battle between her and Willow Smith.
WHEELS Little kid does donuts on ATV [CollegeHumor]
We'll see him at X Games 27.
Photo: Suicide Girls
Even if you don't harbor fantasies of John McCain and Sarah Palin throwing down on Barack Obama and Joe Biden, you could still probably find a way to enjoy last year's reissue of "NBA Jam," the classic arcade game that made Boom-Shaka-Laka a household term for a couple days in the '90s.
Video game reboots aren't a new thing. But they are an art. For every "NBA Jam"--which was redone in a way designed to keep the control and gameplay simplicity of the original--there's a "Turtles in Time: Re-Shelled," which was designed to show you that video games don't need to be fun.
So to that end, we got to thinking…which video games are due for a reissue? Whether they'd need a tweak or just fit the zeitgeist so perfectly that they'd need nothing more than a graphics boost and content update, we think we've got a good start here. Some were seminal, some were just too ahead of their time and some were just so weird that they could only exist simultaneously in the era of 4chan.
And because we're sure we missed something--some of us had the misfortune of owning the Dreamcast system--let us know your picks in the comments. Read More...
While watching the 2011 No-Limit Hold'em Championship in the World Series of Poker rage on, it's surprising to see how excellent these players are at holding their poker faces when so much money is at stake. Usually, you only see them break when they've lost a huge pot. We're calling it the "lost-the-farm" face, because if life were a '50s movie, these losers would be mortgaging their family farms to cover their debts.
Like the guy above, Gus Hansen, who had just lost several hundred thousand dollars on "Full Tilt." Dude further ingratiated himself by then accusing his opponents of cheating. And with that we present you this photo gallery of the very finest professional poker players grappling with epic defeat. Read More...
Way back in 2007, a little documentary about two dorks battling for the "Donkey Kong" high score captivated the attention of those whose attention is typically only captivated by pixelated plumbers. "King of Kong" was excellent, but it remained far enough below the radar that New Line bought the rights. That happened in 2008 and nothing's happened since. Until now.
"Horrible Bosses," directed by none other than "King of Kong" director Seth Gordon, cleaned up at the box office over the weekend. That means Gordon is getting interviewed, and he's talking about the dramatic re-make of "King of Kong." In an interview with The Playlist, Gordon said the movie is very much still alive and that he's planning to shoot it in a mockumentary format à la "The Office." Naturally, that got us thinking about casting. So here it is, the Hollywood cast of "King of Kong." You can just send us a check, Seth. Read More...
LADIES Arianny erotically rolls around in limes for Bud Light Lime [Guyism]
Lemons are jealous.
REMIX Beastie Boys x Santogold x Major Lazer--"Don't Play No Game" [PMA]
It's a winning formula for the cut off of Hot Sauce Committee Part Two.
CUFFS The 16 most notorious arrests in MMA history [Cage Potato]
Some fighters see the cage everywhere they go.
SUPERCUT The best TV dads through the decades [BroBible]
Sage advice from John Goodman, Ed O'Neill and more.
WEST L.A. S*** gets real in the Whole Foods parking lot [Daily What]
Organic foods really bring out the worst in people.
MASKED 10 surprising superheroes who are murderers [Fork Party]
But they're friendly killers so it's all good.
WHEELS 8 cars customized by 2pac fans [Complex]
The best of the worst auto tributes.
ZOMBIES The Walking Dead board game [MTV Geek]
Winner gets to eat everyone's flesh.
Photo: Bud Light
LADIES The slither is that crawling on fours, ass in the air pose [XXL Mag]
You know, the best kind.
DOWNLOAD DJ Doo Wop--'80s babies blends (Mixtape) [Nah Right]
A little something for your summer playlist.
BIKES Setup: Kevin Windham motocross video [Alli Action]
Your personal mechanic sold separately.
BED TIME Samuel L. Jackon reads kids' book "Go The F*** To Sleep" [BuzzFeed]
You will go to sleep or he will put you to sleep!
JERSEY SHORE The Jersey Sports Fan heads to Seaside for the summer [BroBible]
Hilariously holding down the fort while the actual crew rolls through Italy.
POWER COUPLE Drake and Rihanna romance rumors continue to swirl [RapFix]
They would battle Jay-Z and Beyoncé for intergalactic supremacy.
KICKS University of Twente develops high-tech Forceshoe [Walyou]
Wear them while you ride your hoverboard.
STICKS The 6 most ominous trends in video games [Cracked]
Maybe it's time to spend more of the day outside.
Photo: XXL Mag
It isn't easy sounding like a badass all the time. Most of the time, yes, but even Jon St. John, the brash, booming voice of Duke Nukem, occasionally goes off the rails. And by off the rails we mean he ditches the script and starts talking about Pilates classes. Maybe Duke became worn out during the 14 years that "Duke Nukem Forever" was in development. It's possible that Charlie Sheen's torpedo of truth was a bad influence. Or maybe St. John just says some crazy things to keep his pipes warm and mess with the production team.
Whatever the case, there's footage of Duke spitting some absurd lines that you probably won't hear in "Duke Nukem Forever," which finally hits stores in North America tomorrow.
Video script by Danny Gallagher
Charlie Sheen Is The New Duke Nukem
Q&A: Jon St. John, The Voice Of Duke Nukem, Does It For The Fans