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Welcome to GUY CODE, the official blog of MTV2's "Guy Code" series and your online destination for all things dude, including—but not limited to—irreverent commentary on sports, hip-hop and ladies. Stay awhile and flex your manhood.

Let us give you a little tip, guys. If you want a woman to take off her clothing in your home, your floor cannot be covered in dog hair, dust and paint chips. Filthy floors are a sure sign that you're a slob who also rarely washes his sheets--meaning she won't want to crawl between them. Easy fix, right? Just vacuum. Easier said than done. You're a busy guy, plus vacuuming is boring as hell.

Lucky for you, MTV Clutch and iRobot just solved your problem. We're giving away two special edition turquoise Roomba 780 vacuum cleaning robots for free. These $599.99 beauties clean your floors by themselves and you don't even have to remember to turn it on. Just set its cleaning schedule and it'll terrify your dog by vacuuming when you're not even home.

For a chance to end your filthy flooring problem for free, just go to MTV Clutch's Facebook page, click "Like" and fill out the entry form before midnight tonight! Get your roommates to do it also for more chances to win!

* Must be 13 or older and a legal resident of one of the 50 United States or District of Columbia. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Click here for complete official rules.

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Hell, here it is again, Valentine's Day. Ladies, MTV Clutch may be a blog for guys, but we understand your realistic expectations for tomorrow. You're expecting stale drugstore chocolates as a gift or for him to forget all together. But what if this is the year he pulls through and kills it? How awkward will it be if he gives you an expensive, well-thought-out gift and you give him thermal socks? Or a sweatband (as a hint to start jogging)? That means he'll have the "upper guilt hand" on you and there's no telling how he'll wield it.

To help out you ladies (and in turn your men), MTV Clutch has put together a last-minute Valentine's Day gift guide on tech gadgets that guys will love.
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Let us give you a little tip, guys. If you want a woman to take off her clothing in your home, your floor cannot be covered in dog hair, dust and paint chips. Filthy floors are a sure sign that you're a slob who also rarely washes his sheets--meaning she won't want to crawl between them. Easy fix, right? Just vacuum. Easier said than done. You're a busy guy, plus vacuuming is boring as hell.

Lucky for you, MTV Clutch and iRobot just solved your problem. We're giving away two Special Edition turquoise Roomba 780 vacuum cleaning robots for free. These $599.99 beauties clean your floors by themselves and you don't even have to remember to turn it on. Just set its cleaning schedule and it'll terrify your dog by vacuuming when you're not even home.

For a chance to end your filthy flooring problem for free, just go to MTV Clutch's Facebook page, click "Like" and fill out the entry form by Feb. 15. Get your roommates to do it also for more chances to win!

* Must be 13 or older and a legal resident of one of the 50 United States or District of Columbia. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Click here for complete official rules.

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This week Heems from Das Racist dropped his new free mixtape, Nehru Jackets. Like all of Das Racist's output, it's weird and hazy and sarcastic and gets better with each listen. The songs are full of clever lyrics, but one track stood out for its irreverent rhymes, "Computers." In this aptly-titled song, Heems raps, "What's up with computers?...I love them, I need them, I kick it with them a lot."

And who can't relate to kickin' it with computers? NOBODY, that's who. So to appease our new computer overlords, we scoured our iTunes libraries (so meta!) and wrangled together 23 other songs about computers, technology and assorted gadgets. In lieu of listing Kraftwerk's entire catalog, we gave them one representative spot. If you can think of any others, leave them in the comments.
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The holidays are almost here and you still have not figured out what to buy some people on your list. Here's a question: Do they have pets? If so, forgo the kitty sweater vests and organic duck liver dog treats and buy your loved ones something that will bring them hours of enjoyment at the expense of their furry friends. There is nothing funnier than watching a confused Labrador battle a Roomba. We know this because we get many of the latest gadgets and gizmos to review and can't help but give them the animal test. Here are five of our favorite latest products and how they’ve affected our four-legged pals.

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They say that clothes make the man, but what about the accessories? Here at MTV Clutch, we've been noticing a new trend: Headphones are fast becoming a way to separate yourself from the masses. Here are the ones you should hope to get as holiday presents and what each pair says about the guy who wears them.
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You may not be able to jam with Bob Marley on the beaches of Jamaica, but the daydream of doing so will sound better with House Of Marley Positive Vibration Headphones. Not only does the 20Hz-20+kHz frequency response add clear sound reproduction, but the headphones themselves are made from recycled plastic and aluminum. Marley would be proud. Thanks to MTV Clutch and House of Marley, you can win a free pair of Jammin' Positive Vibration Headphones in the Rasta style.

Enter by following the MTV Clutch Twitter account and tweet this phrase: "@mtvclutch I want my free @HouseOfMarley headphones! Rules: http://on.mtv.com/vfdjQ1" Do this between now and December 12 at midnight and you'll be entered into the sweepstakes.

* Must be 14 or older and a legal resident of one of the 50 United States or District of Columbia. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Click here for complete official rules.

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When you invite the guys over to watch the game, you don't have to view it on a boring black box. The HANNS football 28-inch TV is designed with a 360 degree accurate pig-skin look and feel. Even Tim Tebow will experience the deadly sin of envy if he sees you have one. It features touchdown-worthy HD high resolution, HDMI connectivity to hook up game consoles and a removable base for wall-mounting in the man cave. Thanks to MTV Clutch and Hannspree, you can win this TV, valued at $299, for free.

Enter by clicking "Like" at the MTV Clutch Facebook page and fill out entry form between now and Dec. 12 at midnight and you'll be entered into the sweepstakes.

* Must be 14 or older and a legal resident of one of the 50 United States or District of Columbia. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Click here for complete official rules.

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There is something very surreal and "Twilight Zone"-ish about a car that can only be started by a smaller version of itself. It looks and sounds cool, but we're a little afraid of being sucked into a fifth dimension where hamsters are treated as gods. Our weird fears didn't stop the makers of the new Pagani Huayra, a follow-up to the terror-inducing super-car Zonda, from actually bringing such a bizarre design to life.

Pictured above is the actual key that future owners of this $1.3 million behemoth will use. The aluminum mini car is made from the same metal as the wheels and comes apart to reveal an ignition key and a USB drive for drivers to load their favorite songs on the car's stereo. May we suggest the "Twilight Zone" theme?

Source: Top Speed

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The future is a very uncertain place, particularly when it comes to cars. Will our love for all things running on fossil fuels melt the polar ice caps and usher in a new ice age? Will cars become obsolete when science finally develops an erection pill that makes you fly?

Pimps, on the other hand, are car lovers who don't have to worry about their future rides. Those fun-loving, nightlife livers have a bright future on four wheels. That's because two new "pimpmobiles" have been unveiled; one by a major player in the automotive industry and one by a very ambitious car conversion firm. The first, pictured above, is Citroën's newest concept car called the Tubik, a car name that sounds like a noise every man makes during their prostate exam. However, the experience it offers on the inside more than makes up for it. The second is a car covered completely in leather. Seriously? Seriously.
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