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Tim And Eric Discuss Their Absurd Days At Temple [Video]

Posted 3/28/12 6:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Interview, TV

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It's not all that hard to imagine Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim as college kids, but in this clip from mtvU's "When I Was In College," they describe their experience in only a way that Tim & Eric can. The team actually met while they were undergrads at Philadelphia's Temple University. Their educational background in media production is no doubt what gives their shows the aesthetic brand they've become well known for.

The poor young man in the interview is doing his best not to get railroaded by the comfortably absurd and oddly well-dressed duo. As with most Tim and Eric interviews, any real in-depth answers are pretty much avoided. There's a lot of talk of a crazy jazz bar on the Temple campus where the school jazz band played for an entire half-hour once. It's standard Tim and Eric talk, but if you look hard enough, you can get a few nuggets of useful info, and it's always clear to see that their chemistry goes back a long way.

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Guy Code's Bracket Of Wisdom: Vote Now In Round Three!

Posted 3/28/12 1:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Funny, Most Popular, TV

Welcome to Round Three of the "Guy Code" Bracket Of Wisdom! On Monday, you narrowed down your favorite wisdom from Season 1 of the MTV2 hit show and we have your Elite Eight results. Click the topics below to watch video of the categories and make sure to vote for the Final Four after the cut.

In the Relationships division, The Friend Zone beat out Girlfriends with 58.6 percent of the votes. Looks like our readers may be stuck in unwanted territory. That or they all just think Julian McCullough is f***ing hilarious. In the fan-favorite division, Sex, Getting Freaky narrowly won this round with 51.55 percent of the votes over The Morning After. We assume you're all into weird kinks and totally in lust with Melanie Iglesias. We don't blame you.

In The Crew division, Wingman sweeps Pregame Etiquette away with 71.73 percent of the vote. Yet another double win for all-star representative McCullough. Looks like we might have a tournament MVP on our hands. And finally in Upkeep's division, it seems our readers got over their body image issues, choosing Manscaping over Dieting with roughly 66 percent of the votes.

Vote to determine the Championship contenders and remember to check back on Friday, March 30 for the results and the Final Two round of voting. At the end of this tournament, we will unlock an exclusive clip from the upcoming special "Guy Code Spring Break Survival Guide" premiering April 10 at 11 p.m. on MTV2.
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10 Things Rob Dyrdek Has Already Done This Season On 'Fantasy Factory'

Posted 3/27/12 11:30 am EST by in Comedy, Sports, TV

Season 5 of "Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory" just started and it's already clear that this season is bigger and more ridiculous than ever. Already pro skater/aspiring daredevil/MTV stalwart Dyrdek has executed a car stunt that's only been done by four people before him, started a burrito business and filmed a rap video.

By the way, that's his job. There's a reason it's called "Fantasy Factory." Rest assured, whether you're in school or at work, whatever you're doing right now, Rob Dyrdek is doing something a lot cooler. And that should give you hope. Hope that one day, you, too, can break free from the rat race. But until that happens, you get to live vicariously through Rob. So check out 10 things Rob's done this season that will make you want to watch "Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory." Be sure to tune in to new episodes Monday nights at 10p/9c on MTV for your stunt and prank fix. Read More...

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Guy Code's Bracket Of Wisdom: Round Two Of Your Favorite Advice

Posted 3/26/12 4:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Relationships, TV

Last Thursday to coincide with the NCAA Tournament's Sweet 16, we launched the "Guy Code" Bracket Of Wisdom and allowed you to vote on the best pieces of advice from Season 1 of MTV2's hit show "Guy Code." Thousands of you responded and today we are releasing the results! Starting right now, you can also vote on the advice that made it to the Elite Eight.

In the Relationships Division, Girlfriends scored 76.89 percent of the vote over Cheating. Our readers either really liked Donnell's quote over Andrew's or you're all a bunch of relationship whores. Rounding out this division, it was a much tighter race between The Friend Zone, which nabbed 58.04 percent, and Dating Your Best Friend's Ex. This is the first of Friend Zone representative Julian McCullough's two wins. His token Wingman quote led the way over Fighting in the The Crew Division with a whopping 77 percent of the results. Also in that category, 59 percent of voters picked Pregame Etiquette over Drink Like A Man.

Everyone's favorite division, Sex, predictably received the highest amount of respondents. The Morning After beat Sexting in a 71.68 percent landslide and Getting Freaky, represented by the very sexy Melanie Iglesias, took 61.34 percent of the vote over Contraception. Finally in the Upkeep Division, respondents proved to be weight conscious, choosing Dieting over Bachelor Pad with nearly 60 percent of the vote, while Manscaping took nearly 65 percent of vote in the other matchup over Bathroom Products.

Vote for the next round of matchups below and remember to check back on Wednesday, March 28 for the results and the Final Four round of voting. At the end of this tournament, we will unlock an exclusive clip from the upcoming special "Guy Code Spring Break Survival Guide" premiering April 10 at 11 p.m. on MTV2.
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Guy Code's Bracket Of Wisdom - Vote For Your Favorite Advice From Season 1

Posted 3/22/12 11:28 am EST by in Comedy, Funny, TV

"Guy Code" gives you advice straight. As the first ever playbook for guys to follow, they don't sugar coat anything. They talk about topics like manscaping so that you never, ever, have to ask a guy at the gym how he trims his pubic hairs. You're welcome. MTV Clutch got together with our friends at MTV2 to bring you the "Guy Code" Bracket of Wisdom. We took 16 topics from the show and split them into four categories: Relationships, The Crew, Sex and Upkeep. You get the chance to vote for your favorite advice from our all-star think tank and at the end of the tournament we'll unlock an exclusive clip from the upcoming special "Guy Code Spring Break Survival Guide" premiering April 10th at 11pm on MTV2.

The Sweet 16 begins Round One of the tournament. Note: the following is best read in a ready-to-rumble announcer voice. Battling it out in Relationships is Girlfriends versus Cheating and The Friend Zone versus Dating Your Best Friend's Ex. Over in Sex, we have Sexting versus The Morning After and Getting Freaky versus Contraception. In The Crew's corner, it's Drinking Like A Man versus Pre-Game Etiquette and Fighting versus Wingman. And finally, fighting it out in Upkeep is Dieting versus Bachelor Pad and Bathroom Products versus Manscaping. Which topics feature your favorite words of wisdom? Let the voting begin!

To find out which pieces advice make it to round two of Guy Code's Bracket Of Wisdom, come back to MTV Clutch this Monday, March 26th to vote between the Elite 8.

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Rubbernecker: Fame Is In The Car Of The Beholder

Posted 3/21/12 4:30 pm EST by in Cars, Comedy, Funny, Movies

Comedian Tom Sibley created the popular blog Subway Douchery, which makes fun of subway dimwits. Now he lives in subway-deficient Los Angeles and must mock people on the roads as Rubbernecker.

If you can't see your name in lights, you can always paint it on the side of your car! The entertainment business is notoriously difficult to break into so you have to be creative. Some people do it with a clever YouTube video, some do it with a hilarious blog on MTV Clutch, and others turn their cars into makeshift needy transformers of self promotion. Independent film has been waiting for a novelty car with zero visibility that is almost certainly not street legal.

And now, Rubbernecker's Top 3 scenarios where we'd love to see this car:

1. Funeral precession - "You know I'm really gonna miss Mike but... someone write that website down because independent film always cheers me up!"

2. Fast food drive thru after midnight - "Would you like some ketch up, sir? Also, how's the movie business treatin' ya?", the drive thru attendant then stifled a laugh.

3. Used car lot - "As you can see, the previous owner was a filmmaker..."

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Andrew W.K.'s Party Ideology Motivates Ryan McKee: Animated Blogger

Posted 3/19/12 11:45 am EST by in Comedy, Funny, Interview, Most Popular, Music, Video

Now is a good chance to let MTV Clutch newbies know that our blog is run by a badly drawn cartoon character named Ryan McKee: Animated Blogger. It doesn't make sense and is obviously a huge hiring error on MTV's part, but he's running things for now and we're forced to put up with him.

Recently, Ryan noticed that morale seemed a little low around the offices and decided to bring in a motivational speaker to boost people's spirits. Enter Andrew W.K.! Yes, that Andrew W.K. The same guy who brought us "Party Hard," "It's Time to Party" and "Party Til U Puke" also gets hired by the likes of Yale, Harvard and New York University to deliver speeches on motivation. Professor W.K. took some time away from his current tour celebrating the 10th anniversary of I Get Wet to discuss his "party" ideology for everyday life. While at MTV, he also took some time to pump up the staff and create havoc.

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How To End A Date In 30 Seconds Or Less: Roses

Posted 3/15/12 12:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Funny, Relationships, Video

Every guy has experienced that awkward moment when a woman selling roses approaches you during a date. The knee-jerk answer is yes, you buy the rose. It's only a couple bucks and makes you look sweet. However, in actual practice, this simple transaction never goes smoothly. You rarely have the exact amount in your wallet. The rose lady "conveniently" never has change, so you break the evening's flow to break a bill or overpay for a wilting rose. Or, if it's a first date, you don't know want to presume you're at the "buying flowers stage" and appear to be "moving too fast." Or it's early in the evening and your date doesn't really want to carry this flower around all night. If you don't buy it, you look like a di**. If you cave and buy it, you look weak or "too nice." It's a lose-lose situation for everyone but the rose lady.

That's why every guy needs a strategy for dealing with "the rose situation." It's different for everyone and unique to each situation, so we won't get into the variations. However, in the following MTV Clutch original video, Nick Rutherford and Lindsay Ames show you the absolute wrong way to answer the rose lady. It's both hilarious and informative.

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The Many Rounded Faces Of Jonah Hill [Photos]

Posted 3/15/12 9:00 am EST by in Comedy, Infographic, Movies

The purpose of this exercise is not to point that for the majority of his movie career, Jonah Hill has been fat. We don't know what the actor's dealing with or if he has any desire to be slim-and-trim -- as he is in "21 Jump Street," which opens this weekend -- or if he's content with his figure. "You just gotta live your life," he told Esquire. "I'm happy with myself."

Fair enough. But we were very surprised to see how only a few months after the movie was filmed, Hill appears to have gained back a lot of the 40 pounds he shed for the film. "I was thin in high school and then I gained weight," he said. "I went to a nutritionist. I learned for the first time about what things are healthy to eat, basically." Hill then rattled off a few of his favorite spots to grub in L.A., which tells us that maybe the guy just loves to eat food and doesn't give a s*** what anyone else thinks about it. Maybe it's a body image lesson for everyone. Now take a tour through the hilarious actor's career and see how his face has expanded and narrowed and expanded and narrowed.

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Rubbernecker: A Gentleman Always Asks Before Banging Your Girlfriend

Posted 3/14/12 1:00 pm EST by in Cars, Comedy, Funny

Comedian Tom Sibley created the popular blog Subway Douchery, which makes fun of subway dimwits. Now he lives in subway-deficient Los Angeles and must mock people on the roads as Rubbernecker.

It takes a classy human being to put a sticker like this on their automobile. Did this man see it at an automotive specialty store and couldn't get his wallet out fast enough? Or is it a custom decal because he was being asked for so many rides and in turn had to ask for so much sex from the guys' girlfriends? Rubbernecker has decided to break this sticker down point for point:

"Don't ask for a ride..."
A suped-up two door hatchback is...well, it's still a two door hatchback. When those of us over 5-foot-2 are looking for a ride, we'll exhaust all other options before folding ourselves like laundry to fit into your adorable fire engine red Babe Mobile.

"...and I won't ask to f*** your girlfriend"
It is very kind of you to ask me for permission. I suppose leaving the decision completely up to my girlfriend would be too post-1920s. I can tell from your classy car that you like to keep things classic, like pre-women's suffrage classic. However, not too classic, like medieval classic. After all, you're asking, not acting like a nobleman invoking Prima Nocta on our wedding night.

"...f***..."
It takes a lot of guts to have the F-bomb written on your car. First, it makes you a cop magnet. Second, my girlfriend's parents will not approve of you. Even if you explained to them that you asked my permission first, they are salt-of-the-earth people and disapprove of spicy language. Even if I let you f*** my girlfriend, she will never take you to Thanksgiving.

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