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Rather than going out in your hometown this weekend and judging all the people you went to high school with (do that Wednesday night), stay home with your family for some laughs courtesy of comedian Kyle Kinane. Kinane's first one-hour comedy special "Whiskey Icarus" premieres Saturday, November 24 at 11:00 p.m. ET/PT, during which the gruff-voiced funny man dishes on unsliced pizza, stereotypes, chivalry, single white dudes at the movie theater, suburbia and some weirdo who brought a bag of pancakes onto a plane. Check out a couple Kinane clips to whet your laugh palate.

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The holiday movie season is upon us. Film studios are busy promoting dozens of huge-budget blockbusters in attempts to lure families (who are sick of interacting with each other over roasted turkeys) into theaters. Some studios will even sneak a few "thrown-together" horror movies into their release schedule during this time. That may seem a little weird, considering this is the season for cheer, but someone has to cater to the lonely guys in black eyeliner and families who find it cathartic to watch murders onscreen, so they don't kill each other.

The Wait List noticed this trend of horror films and produced a movie trailer of their own, "Back Spasms." The terrifyingly funny video will leave you laughing and watching your back...for random, painful spasms.

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After months of constant political advertisements and fruitless arguments with family members and co-workers, the last thing you want is more discussion about the 2012 Presidential Election. However, no matter how many different viewpoints you've heard, you haven't gotten the official address from Hood State of the Union. Charlamagne Tha God and Lil Duval tackle the hard questions, like, "What if people only voted for candidates of their own ethnicity?" Well, Barack Obama would have be s*** out of luck, that's what. The bigger message these two titans of culture impart is there are really three topics you should avoid discussing in public. What are they? Well, you can probably guess from the headline, but watch the video to find out why.

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For New York Comedy Week, the New York Times is hosting its Second Annual Comedy Challenge, pitting six comedians against each other to see who can tell the funniest clean bit. (Jim Gaffigan won last year.) Two of 2012's contestants -- "Guy Code" cast-member Chris Distefano and Guy Code Blog contributor Jim Tews-- have our votes. And they could use yours too!

Watch their entry videos below, and then select your favorite.


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New York City is still turning the lights back on and resuscitating some devastated neighborhoods, but if we don't laugh we'll cry and if we cry, certain men and women will make revolting crying faces and wailing sounds that nobody wants to see or hear. So it's a good thing the New York Comedy Festival will kick off on Wednesday, November 7 and run until Sunday, November 11. It's an even better thing that four of "Guy Code"'s very own will perform Wednesday night (9:30 p.m.) at Carolines on Broadway. Charlamagne Tha God is hosting, while Donnell Rawlings, Chris Distefano and Damien Lemon will take turns on stage. Tickets?! Yes you may! There's many more excellent shows worth checking out -- Kevin Hart, Aziz Anzari and Brian Regan to name exactly three. Check out some clips of Donnell, Chris and Damien after the jump.

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We've all heard the phrase "pulling a fast one" on somebody. But what about "pulling a slow one?" Jeff Dye has--hell, he may even have invented it--and he brings us along for the ride in "Money From Strangers," his slow-burn prank show in which he and some of his comedian friends enlist a stranger from the street to f*** with a place of business. And the pranksters can win up to $1000 if they do all the pranks Jeff tells them to do via a secret earpiece. $1000 to f*** with people? Most of us would have done that for free. That's like getting rewarded for breathing.

Season 2 is coming this coming Monday, Oct 22 at 7:30/6:30c, and we're pumped. Like Lance Armstrong-bullying-his-teammates-into-drinking-testosterone-and-olive-oil-before-a-race pumped. But we know what you might be thinking...you've seen funny prank shows before, so why is this one so special? You're right. "Punk'd" was dope. "Crank Yankers" was funny and had sleazy puppets. But "Money From Stangers" has real people pulling the pranks on other real people, so the show has an intensity that you don't feel when you're watching celebrities or puppets.

Speaking of that intensity, some of the people being pranked get straight up pissed. That might be the best part of the show. There's no shared laugh at the end of the prank. No "Smile, you're on candid camera!" type of line. The prankster just leaves, and the pranked employee has to go on about his day thinking that there are some crazy f***ing people in this world. Here, we put together five of our favorite angry reactions to pranks so you can enjoy their pain as much as we do.

Don't miss MTV's Ultimate Prank Weekend Oct. 20-21 with marathons of "Money From Strangers," "Pranked" and "Ridiculousness" ... all leading up to MTV's new hidden camera game show "Totally Clueless" on Monday Oct. 22 at 7p/6c.
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Obama got his swagger back at Tuesday's Town Hall debate at Long Island's Hofstra University after a dreadful, lifeless performance in the opener against Republican challenger Mitt Romney. An energized Obama went on the offensive, told Romney that a number of his charges were "just not true" and generally conducted himself in a fiery manner. While this is great news for Obama supporters, it's a potentially devastating about-face for Obama's Anger Translator, a well-dressed man named Luther.

Played by Keegan-Michael Key, one-half of Comedy Central's sketch comedy duo "Key & Peele," Luther has long assisted President Obama (Peele) in translating the anger underlying Obama's placid statements and body language. Obama claims his administration has created five million jobs since he took office, but based on his temperament during the final presidential debate on Monday, we'll find out if Luther is out of work. Check out the pair's latest:

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One comic met another kind this past weekend when Jordan Carlos of "Guy Code" hit the floor at the New York Comic Con. After absorbing a full dosage of geekiness, Carlos attempted to spark some love between the scores of fans dressed as their favorite comic figures. "I've come here to find the love, man," he said.

Carlos started things off by hanging with a Wonder Woman and Superman couple. Then he stayed within the DC comics family by trying to lure Catwoman (in a see-through shirt above) away from Batman and have hook her up with Aquaman. Apparently not struggling for attention, the King Of The Seven Seas said he has to beat women off with his stick. Eventually Catwoman gripped Aquaman's pole as Carlos sold her on the idea that Aquaman might be a better lover than Batman.

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Guy Code Presents "Oof," a new sketch comedy web series from the makers of "How To End A Date In 30 Seconds Or Less" that explores horrible outcomes to everyday situations. In this first episode, our pal Lindsay Ames is celebrating the results of a recent blood test. Most of us know what that feeling is like. After some potentially risky sexual encounters,  you promise the universe that you'll make better decisions if you can get through this without any diseases. Once the test results come back, you feel invincible again and forget all those promises of being more responsible.

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For those who've been living under a rock and haven't been watching this season of "Guy Code," every man has a Susan Glenn--that perfect girl who got away. Comedian Chris Distefano recently opened up about his Susan Glenn, "Puerto Rican Jenny." After fantasizing about wooing her like "West Side Story," he tried to bust a move for her at a school dance but ended up busting his hammy.

Distefano claims to have learned from the experience, but as the following animated GIFs prove, he still needs to work on his moves.

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