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Watch These Comics Prank Each Other's Girlfriends [VIDEO]

Posted 6/12/13 4:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Video

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Your girlfriend knows your face, but how well does she know your voice? That's the question a group of New York comedians try to answer in the below Dumb As A Blog video. Joe Klein, Mike Cannon, Anthony DeVito, Doug Smith, Matt Wayne and Joel Walkowski take turns calling the other guys' chicks and committing lighthearted identity theft.

The experiment starts slow with a couple impersonation fails, but definitely gets funnier as it goes -- especially when they switch out girlfriends for moms at the 4:00 mark (never thought we'd write that phrase).

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'Girl Code's Tanisha Long Visits 'D.Lemon In The Morning'

Posted 6/12/13 2:50 pm EST by in Comedy, Video

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We've been loving Damien Lemon's comedy web series "D.Lemon in the Morning," and this week he's got a special guest: "Girl Code" cast member Tanisha Long, who's playing a humanitarian with a secret past. Well, a public past. Yeah, she might be a knife-wielding maniac, but who doesn't go through an awkward phase?

Watch the episode below, and then catch Tanisha (and the other "Girl Code" gals) on MTV Tuesdays at 9:30/8:30c.

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Why Tenacious D's Festival Supreme Is Gonna Rock

Posted 6/12/13 11:00 am EST by in Comedy, Music, Video

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Think the festival fun is over when summer ends? Think again. On October 19th, Jack Black and Kyle Gass, the comic rockers behind Tenacious D, are throwing Festival Supreme, a music and comedy fest of epic proportions, at the Santa Monica Pier in Los Angeles. Here are five reasons you should race to grab pre-sale tickets today at 1 p.m. ET.

1. Adam Sandler's Return To Music

Adam Sandler brought us classics like "Lunch Lady" and "The Chanukah Song," so it's safe to say he's got something big planned for his return to musical comedy. We're not the only ones anticipating his musical comeback; Jack Black told USA Today, "I'm looking forward to seeing what Adam has up his sleeve. Every time he sings a song, it becomes iconic."

2. Triumph Might Poop On Something

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog can always be counted on to bring the funny and turn a regular event into a s***show. We can't wait to see what he's going do at Festival Supreme.

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'D.Lemon In The Morning': Do Not Inject Caulk Into Your C**k

Posted 6/5/13 2:02 pm EST by in Comedy, Video

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Damien Lemon from "Guy Code" (and soon, "Guy Court") is back with a new episode of his web series "D.Lemon in the Morning." In it, the ratings for his morning talk show are sliding and management isn't happy. He needs to bring in cash for the network, but he's not so sure about accepting advertisements from an unlicensed plastic surgeon.

Cosmetic surgery was a hot topic on last night's "Girl Code." (Hot as in controversial, not hot as in boob implants are hot.) Whether you're for or against getting work done, we can all agree that a medical degree should be a prerequisite for entering the profession...or else you'll just end up with madness like this:

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Damien Lemon Interviews Hannibal Buress About Comedy Vs. Rap

Posted 5/22/13 1:50 pm EST by in Comedy, Hip-hop, Video

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The second episode of Damien Lemon's web series "D.Lemon in the Morning" is here, and this time he's riffing with Hannibal Buress from "Hip-Hop Squares." Emphasis on "hip-hop," because Hannibal is done with stand-up comedy, a lower art form that limited his brilliance. "I had to put my genius to beats," Hannibal says. "Now it's just me dumbing it down because my genius is just way ahead." Yeah, we're not sure what he's talking about, either, but we know this video is pretty damn funny. Watch it below:

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5 Movies That Taught Us Guy Code

Posted 5/16/13 1:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Funny, Movies

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As we learned last week, many of our favorite boyhood flicks are better left in the past. Fortunately, there are plenty of films from our youth that, aside from standing the test of time, were integral to our development into the strong, successful, unflappable supermen we are today. As we enjoy the gift of manhood, we should look back and give a nod to those special movies that laid down the law and taught us Guy Code.

'Boyz N The Hood'

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Lesson: Never split up

This always happens in movies. Someone decides it's a good idea to split up, and then everyone gets systematically murdered. Don't do it. That's how Ricky died, and all he was doing was walking to the store for some milk and scratch tickets. Also, with all due respect to Ricky and his family, he was a fool for stopping to pee on that wall. (Mini-lesson: No public urination in the midst of a potential drive-by.)
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Comedy Central Tonight: Watch Dan Soder's 'The Half Hour'

Posted 5/3/13 4:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Interview, TV

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One of our favorite additions to "Guy Code" in season three was Dan Soder, who delivered painfully gut-busting laughs. Comedy Central took notice, and now he's performing on "The Half Hour" tonight at 12/11C. As the name implies, it's thirty minutes of standup comedy...and judging by this preview clip, it's gonna be hilarious:

We caught up with Dan to ask about other topics he'll tackle on "The Half Hour," how he felt appearing on Conan and why some comedians are funny on stage but suck at Twitter.

Aside from hipster-bashing, what can we expect tonight?

There are definitely some "Guy Code"-related subjects like drinking, dating, a lot of that kind of stuff.

What have you been up to since season three ended?

I got a haircut, bought a sandwich with the money they gave me and have been taking a lot of naps. So basically, I've been like a lazy Forrest Gump.

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Damien Lemon Featured As Esquire's 'The Comic's Comic'

Posted 4/26/13 4:00 pm EST by in Comedy, The Show

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Damien Lemon has made us crack up, hard, on season after season of "Guy Code." It's about damn time he got more recognition, and the fine folks at Esquire agree. The magazine that published F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Norman Mailer, Tom Wolfe and Truman Capote just called Damien an "underrated comic" and "deceptively wise."

That's kind of a big deal, to put it mildly. Even more flattering, since Esquire is an authority on style, they praise Damien's fashion sense...if not his choice of automobile:

"He's a snappy dresser. He's one of those guys who leaves his shirt on the back of the chair before his set so it doesn't get wrinkled. He drives a beat-up Toyota Corolla. Everything about him is 'fresh' but his car is a real s*** box!"

Hey, at least a backhanded compliment is still a compliment. Congrats to Damien! Check out the whole profile here.

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5 Products For Old Guys That We Can't Wait To Use

Posted 3/28/13 4:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Funny

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Your granddad's a beat-up old man, but you're not getting any younger either. While you may trail in decades, it's inevitable that you, too, will one day slurp your lunch through a straw and complain of aches in places that you didn't think possible.

Not to worry! Getting old might not be THAT bad, thanks to these innovations of science and engineering...

1. The HurryCane

Every time you twerk your way through another night at the club to impress a girl, you're grinding down your joints. No joke, your knees and hips are taking a beating. But as an old fart, you'll have a chance to buy The HurryCane, a breakthrough in cane technology(?) that pivots with the body to allow for extra mobility when you're chasing GILFs at the retirement castle in Arizona.

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Donnell Rawlings Takes On Scorsese With 'Hood Fellas' [Video]

Posted 3/28/13 11:00 am EST by in Comedy, Movies, MTV2, The Show, Video

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There's no denying that "GoodFellas" is one of the best gangster movies ever made. It's got Scorsese, it's got De Niro, it's got Liotta, it's got Pesci...unfortunately, it hasn't got Donnell Rawlings from "Guy Code." Until now, sort of.

In "Hood Fellas," Donnell steps into Pesci's Oscar-winning role, dropping the legendary question, "Do I amuse you?" Yeah, actually, you do. Here's the NSFW video:

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