Celebs - Part 86

7 Celebrities And Their Celebrity Crushes

Posted 11/12/10 12:32 pm EST by Ellen Thompson in Celebs

Even though it's the favorite subject of the tabloids, it's sometimes hard to remember that celebrities are just like us. Maybe it's because you never see celebrities with mustard stains all over their shirts (like us) or eating a block of cheese and watching "iCarly" (like us) or crying while looking in the mirror (like us). But the message is true; celebrities really are just like us. And just like us, celebrities have crushes on celebrities. Sometimes they're unsurprising, like Miley Cyrus' crush on Jared Followill, and other times they're strange, like Carey Mulligan's crush on Mario Lopez. But they're always entertaining, because, just like us, everything celebrites do is entertaining.

Check out our favorite celebrities and their crushes below.

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Emma Watson Rocks A See-Through Dress At 'Harry Potter' Premiere

Posted 11/12/10 10:17 am EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Movies, News

Emma Watson joined the "no pants club" last week and yesterday, at the "Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows" premiere in London, she joined the "see-through dress society." Could this mean that Emma will soon combine the no-pants look with the see-through-dress look and cause a rift in the space-time continuum or force the Earth off its axis or send the galaxy spriling through a black hole?

No, Emma's way too classy for that. And no matter how hard evildoers try to make her look like a hot tub hussy, she'll always be a proper, elegant young lady, particularly when she's wearing see-through dresses and no pants. Check out a whole lotta Emma below.

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Katy Perry Uses Secret Weapons To Show Up Models At Victoria's Secret Show

Posted 11/11/10 10:18 am EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Ladies, Music

We're referring, of course, to her girl-next-door charm and singing voice.

While the Country Music Awards roared in Nashville last night, Katy Perry performed her newest number, "Firework," at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in New York City. That's the song, you might remember, that has a video in which Katy shoots fireworks from her boobs.

Katy also managed to pull off the unthinkable at this concert: She upstaged all the Victoria's Secret Angels. This is not a task that many could hope to accomplish. But Katy, surrounded by 6-foot-10-inch stick-thin models, rocked the silly ass purple dress and won our approval as the most delicious piece of eye candy on that stage. Really, she looks good enough to eat.

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14 Celeb Cat Ladies Who Defy The Cat Lady Stereotype

Posted 11/10/10 11:50 am EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs

When we think of cat ladies, we think of doughy middle-aged women with a poof of graying hair. In short, we think of Susan Boyle. The self-professed cat lady has defied cat lady stereotypes and risen from the ranks of batty kitty cuddler to successful singer, releasing her second album, The Gift, yesterday. And she's not alone. Our research shows that there are cat ladies (and cat dudes) hidden throughout the ranks of functioning society. Some, like Susan Boyle, fit the physical stereotype. Others, like Katy Perry and Kristen Stewart, do not.

It makes sense that some of Hollywood's most successful people are closet cat ladies, what with the ability of cats to act as caretakers, improve their owners' health and teach everyone how to be kinder, gentler souls. Also, some can play the keyboard really well. So what famous people are hiding in the cat closet, stroking their tabbies? Read on for a list of 14 celebrities who have managed to defy the myth that cat ladies are nothing but kooky old kooks.

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Rachel Bilson Is Dressed Up As A Sexy French Maid And We Don't Care Why

Posted 11/9/10 6:11 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Ladies

On the set of her new film "BFF and Baby," Rachel Bilson is, for whatever reason, dressed a sexy French maid. This reminded us that hot women look even hotter when dressed in French maid outfits. (Questions: Is this really how french maids dress, or used to dress? Did you know there's actually a website called buyfrenchmaidcostumes.com? Are you surprised?)

Glad we got that off our chests. Speaking of chests, you should actually see the photo of Rachel that brought us down this long, windy path of questions. You'll find a bonus to left and right of Rachel, her BFF co-stars Kate Bosworth and Krysten Ritter. Enjoy.

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Abs Showdown 2010: Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Vs. Verne 'Mini-Me' Troyer

Posted 11/9/10 12:30 pm EST by Adam K. Raymond in Celebs, TV

The thing about dudes with awesome abs is that it's hard to know who's got them. And the only way to know if a dude's got abs is if goes around lifting up his shirt all the time. So that leads to things like seeing Dennis Quaid, who we've always assumed was just a doughy 56-year-old, tear his shirt off and reveal that he's ripped like a fart. He's a secret six-packer!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's six-pack is no secret at all. The guy shows off his abs like he's in some sort of ab-showing-off contest that no one else knows about. On the other hand, Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer IS one of those guys. The little dude recently tweeted the above picture, and, wow, who knew he was so cut? Is there a more unexpected six-packer than Verne? No, there isn't.

But on to the more important question: Whose abs are more awesome, The Situation's or Verne Troyer's? You tell us.

+ A Nearly Comprehensive Guide To Jersey Shore Gifs

Tags Abs, Jersey Shore, Mini-Me, The Situation, TV, Verne Troyer

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Kristen Stewart Gets 'Practically Naked' In 'Breaking Dawn,' But What Does That Mean?

Posted 11/9/10 11:34 am EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Movies

2011 is going to be an awesome year for vampire sex, because, as we just learned today, "Twilight" is joining the ranks of "True Blood" with naked bodies and lots of smushing. That's right, folks, Kristen Stewart is going to sport her birthday suit in "Breaking Dawn" and get down with costar Robert Pattinson. At least that's what some guy who read the movie script is saying.

"If [Director Bill Condon] sticks to the script, we're told by sources on set that one 'Twilight' star is going to be stripping down...way down...The script actually has Kristen practically naked in it, a lot," reports E! online.

Of course, the studio will need to keep the PG-13 rating, so basically fans should expect to see only as much sex and bare buns that Hollywood is allowed to show 13-year-olds. As for the meaning of "practically naked," well, we're not sure what it means. Wildly speculate, you say? Don't mind if we do! Here's what "practically naked" might look like:

+ The big scene will actually involve all characters completely nude but, à la "Austin Powers," all reproductive organs will be obscured by strategically placed objects in the room.

+ Kristen borrows her getup from her stripper scenes in "Welcome To The Rileys" and Bella performs a racy lap dance for Edward, gets down to underwear and pasties, then the screen goes black.

+ It will be loving and sensual. After Edward takes Bella to dinner (Olive Garden) and a movie ("Transformers 3"), he professes his love to her and the they make sweaty vampire love underneath the sheets.

+ It's not loving at all. Edward indeed takes Bella to the Olive Garden (when you're there, you're family), but Jacob happens to be dining there the same night. Bella flirts with him, Edward gets pissed, and he and Bella spend the entire night arguing only to resolve their angst with "make-up sex," which gets caught by a shaky camera that prevents Kristen's nude figure from ever coming into focus.

Do these sound about right? We think so.

Via E! Online

Photo: Getty Images

Tags Breaking Dawn, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, sex, Twilight

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Deli Dress Battle 2010: Lady Gaga's Meat Dress Vs. Eva Longoria's Ham Suit

Posted 11/8/10 12:18 pm EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Music, News

Last night, at MTV's EMA, host Eva Longoria goofed on Lady Gaga's infamous meat dress with her own take--a ham suit.

"Lady Gaga couldn't be here tonight, but she left this dress in the refrigerator backstage," Longoria said.

Looks delicious. In fact, both Eva's dress and Gaga's dress looked good enough to eat. But we like competition over here, so we considered the ins and outs and relative merits of the dresses in an attempt to officially declare a winner in the DELI DRESS BATTLE 2010. We judged each dress in five different categories, including the delicious side dishes best paired with them and how bad they smell. The absurdity starts below.

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Sorry, Guys, Katy Perry Won't Be Posing Nude Any Time Soon

Posted 11/8/10 11:09 am EST by Brett Smiley in Celebs, Ladies, News

Katy Perry, if you didn't already know, has an ample bust. Of course you knew that though, because Katy loves showing off her assets just as much as her legions of fans love admiring them. It's a symbiotic relationship, like flowers and bees or McRibs and our bellies.

But as much as Katy flaunts her body and as willing as she is to get oh-so-close to showing it all (see the photos below), she recently said that she'll never strip all the way down.

"I won't be doing a Playboy spread," Katy said. "I'm like a burlesque girl." She added that she prefers to "tease," and we can't really say we disagree with that approach. Leaving just a little to the imagination makes things a little more fun.

Of course, if Katy's boobs ever stop shooting fireworks and whipped cream and she turns to Playboy for a large check, we'll be the first in line (or online) to get a glimpse of the goods. And we'll save you a place in the queue.

Via NY Daily News

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Audrina Patridge, Video Games And Metallica Form Trio Of Awesome At 'Call Of Duty: Black Ops' Launch

Posted 11/5/10 2:45 pm EST by Adam K. Raymond in Celebs, Games

There was a big "Call of Duty: Black Ops" launch party in Santa Monica last night that we were somehow not invited to. We're going to go ahead and give the PR team over there a pass on this one since we're in New York anyway and wouldn't have been able to go. That doesn't mean we're not bummed about it though. This party was pretty much a conflagration of awesome, and here are the three most awesome parts:

+ Video games, specifally the new "Call of Duty: Black Ops," which looks ridiculously awesome.

+ Rock. Yes they're old, but Metallica are still metal gods and yes, they're awesome.

+ Ladies. Audrina was there, holding up her shirt. By the way, what's up with her holding her shirt up? There were other ladies there too, but none of them were holding their shirts up, which is why Audrina's picture is here and theirs, unfortunately, are not.

Next time you throw one of these shindigs, Activision, we'd appreciate if you did it a little bit closer to our apartment.

Tags Audrina Patridge, Audrina Patridge Photos, Audrina Patridge Pictures, Call of Duty: Black Ops, Games, Metalliza, Music

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