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Tony Hawk Flows With Reddit In IAmA Session

Posted 10/4/12 3:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Interview, Sports


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Skating and video game legend Tony Hawk took a dive with Reddit on Wednesday for an extended IamA question and answer session. Hawk discussed the highlights of his skating career, the evolution and impact of his video game franchise (and the soundtracks), skateboarding culture, his house (with a backyard skatepark) and more. Even at 44, the guy's still going after it: he signed out of the session to try and nail an fs Ollie 270 over an 8-foot channel to switch crooks, then back in forward. Check out the Guy Code Blog breakdown of the Q&A highlights.

What is the proudest moment of your career?

Hawk: Probably landing the first 900. It marked the end of 20+ years of competing, and opened up new doors of opportunity to keep skating and promoting skateboarding in general.

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Today's Dumbass: Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Gets Arrested

Posted 10/2/12 12:30 pm EST by in Celebs, News, Today's Dumbass


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We're not going to tell you not to date Paris Hilton. Sure, there will be a number of long awkward moments when you bump into her numerous "ex-boyfriends" around the Hollywood scene, but she's still hot and you'll have some crazy stories for the rest of your life about the time you dated the crazy Hilton sister. However, if you decide to embrace the challenge, as male model River Viiperi has, you can't go nuts every time Paris flashes her crotch or makes out with some chick at a club. That's just what she does. Asking her to do otherwise would be like asking a slutty tiger not to bang other tigers.

Viiperi is Today's Dumbass because he allegedly punched a dude in the face after Paris sucked face with this guy's girlfriend in the Vegas club XS. If he gets violent every time she does something like this, within a few months he's going to be on death row. Dating crazy girls can be a lot of fun, but you have to know what you're getting into and don't take it seriously.

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Idiot Or Awesome? Ochocinco Buys 300K Lamborghini

Posted 9/27/12 10:00 am EST by in Celebs, News, Sports


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You know things are going poorly for Ochocinco when the media is back to calling him Chad Johnson. But number eight-five is at it again, doing what he does best: being flashy to distract everyone from his dazzling lack of success. Cut from the Dolphins during pre-season and going through a messy divorce, he decides to buy a $300,000 Lamborghini. Wait, what? We wouldn't do that, we know how to budget when we're broke. Pasta and tuna fish. Besides, we're Ferrari guys. Did Chad make a huge mistake? Or does he have his s*** together way more than everyone thinks? We'll discuss whether he's an idiot or he's awesome for buying that whip, and we want to know what you think.

Idiot

OK, let's go back over this. Dude's unemployed. He was cut by the Patriots in June and then was cut by the Dolphins in August because of a domestic violence charge. Now he's going through a divorce, and his wife has every right to fleece him. So why the hell is he dropping bank on a flashy car? Does he think that's an asset her lawyers won't get their hands on? Also, it's a rule that whenever a washed up athlete leaves his flashy car with valet parking, the valets take turns pissing in the trunk.
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Vinny And Melanie Seen Together At 'Guy Code' Party

Posted 9/25/12 2:15 pm EST by in Celebs, Photos, The Show


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It's been nearly two months since we reported that our beloved Melanie Iglesias and Vinny Guadagnino, the resident nice-guy of "Jersey Shore," appeared to be dating. While we still haven't had an official confirmation from them, it definitely seems like they're still together. Melanie, along with Lisa Ramos and Andrew Schulz, were hosting a "Guy Code" party at the Providence nightclub in Atlantic City this weekend, Vinny tagged along and Splash News has posted the pics. "Guy Code'"s first couple is a paparazzi target now.

Melanie tells Vinny how much she loves his Titties 'n' Beer shirt


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Sofia Vergara Tweets Sexy Wardrobe Malfunction

Posted 9/24/12 7:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Ladies

And the 2012 Emmy winners are….who cares? The real prize at last night's Emmys was Sofia Vergara's wardrobe malfunction. We're not talking nip slip, or side-boob action. Apparently her Columbian culo was too much for her gown and it busted out. While most leading ladies would hide in shame, Vergara proudly bent right over and shared her special moment with the world. Her 2.7 million followers were graced with above photo, accompanied by this tweet last night: "Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!"

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10 Best And 10 Worst Bald(ing) Celebrities

Posted 9/18/12 2:15 pm EST by in Celebs, Photos, The Show

We admire guys who just don't give a s*** what people (including Guy Code Bloggers) think about their style or appearance. That said, while some guys look cool with a shaved dome, others resemble George Costanza and Danny DeVito but lack the personality to pull it off.

Left with only patches of trimming on the side, some men just "Bic" it while others attempt to defy nature's code and prolong the inevitable with Rogaine, Propecia, hair plugs or toupees (shout out to Marv Albert!). The "Guy Code" crew treats balding tonight on MTV2 at 11/10c, so look out for that. We're going do our best here to give greater clarity on balding, with lots of examples on what's good and what's ridiculous/embarrassing/evidence that a dude is in baldness denial.

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This Week's That Guy: 'The Fleeing Tomato' Shaun White

Posted 9/18/12 12:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Funny, News


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It looks like the snowboarder known as "The Flying Tomato" is now "The Fleeing Tomato" (joke copyright of "Guy Code" creator Ryan Ling). Shaun White made a number of dick moves on Monday when he decided to (allegedly) get super-drunk in a Nashville hotel, smash one of their phones, pull the fire alarm and then kick a bystander who tried to stop him from fleeing into a cab. That breaks a number of codes, namely, "Handle Your S*** Like A Man!" It's one thing to do something like this when you're 21 years old and learning how to legally drink for the first time. White is 26 now and an international brand, he should know better. Maybe he forgot that he's no longer sponsored by Red Bull and doesn't "have wings" to get away?

While it's only Tuesday, we have no problem naming Shaun White as "The Week's That Guy." This new column will target one dude each week who has most egregiously broken the code and left everyone shaking their heads saying, "That guy."

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Rihanna Resurrects The Underboob Tattoo

Posted 9/10/12 5:45 pm EST by in Celebs, Tattoos


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Almost a year ago, back when Lebron James was ringless and Snooki was baby-less, we introduced you to the brilliant underboob tattoo trend. All over the Internet, headless photos of girls taking awkward one-hand-holding-the-camera, one-hand-covering-the-boob self-snaps started appearing like manna in the desert; it was truly a blessing. Sadly, underboob tats went "out" a little too soon for our liking, getting replaced by permanent shoe tattoos and head ink.

But today we’re thrilled to announce the underboob has returned, thanks to Rihanna. Over the weekend, Ri-ri posted an Instagram picture of her new ink, an illustration of the Egyptian goddess Isis, which she said is an homage to her late grandmother. "Classy underboob" might be an oxymoron, but we’d argue that Rihanna's is definitely one of the least trashy ones we've seen. And since she's definitely a trendsetter, you can bet we’re going to be seeing a lot more underboob tats popping up soon. We’ll be watching and waiting, Internet.

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Today's Badass: LL Cool J Beats Up Burglar

Posted 8/23/12 10:45 am EST by in Celebs, Hip-hop, News, Today's Badass


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There's a "Mama Said Knock You Out" joke in here somewhere. A man broke into LL Cool J's house, and the rapper-turned-TV-star (aren't they all?) beat the living piss out of the guy. LL reportedly heard a noise in his kitchen in the middle of the night, and when he entered the room an intruder "came at him." Why would you come at LL Cool J? Dude is jacked!

In a "knock-down, drag-out fight" LL proceeded to break the guy's nose and jaw, and then restrained him until police arrived. Guess all that fake police training for "NCIS: Los Angeles" really paid off. LL is unharmed and won't be charged with assault, but man, terrifying scenario, right? This could've been much worse.

It also really makes us want to see a brawl between the two buffest throwback MC's around: LL Cool J and Dr. Dre. Who ya got?

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Carl Williott (@cwilliott) would have to go with Dre.

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6 Celebs Who Should Endorse Energy Drinks

Posted 8/20/12 1:45 pm EST by in Celebs, TV


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What you see right there is the giant billboard that is now in Times Square. DJ Pauly D is shilling SK Energy Shots. This makes sense: Pauly spins records all night. And when he's not doing that, he's clubbing all night as someone else is spinning. Dude is an impeccably-groomed ball of energy.

We think more celebrities should get into the energy drink game. This hyper swill is only going to get bigger -- the fact that "energy drink" was given official word status by Merriam-Webster last week is just the beginning. And because we're still many years away from inevitably finding out that such beverages corrode your stomach lining and kill brain cells, the stars have to strike while the iron's hot. So here are six celeb-energy drink matches made in heaven.

Nicki Minaj - Monster


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She already endorses Pepsi, so she knows the biz. And her verse on Kanye's "Monster" sells itself. And, energy.

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