Hollywood's a fickle place. One minute you're slobbering over the new "It Girl," and the next minute you're wondering, "Whatever happened to... what's her name again?" But there's always the possibility of a comeback. Our friends at Guyism came up with a list of "50 Women We Want to See More Of in 2013":
Hard to believe that Izabella is only 32 because we first fell for her her back in 2000 with her role in "Coyote Ugly." Since then though it's been slim pickings for the gorgeous blonde from Poland. Sure, she played Athena in "Clash of the Titans," but we want a little more.
Can someone please explain to us why Kelly Carlson hasn't had any starring movie roles? Seriously. Especially back in the day when she was the hottest thing going on "Nip/Tuck"? (Who can forget that lesbian scene with AnnaLynne McCord?) Did she not want to do films? Damn but she could have really steamed up the big screen. Even now, at age 36, she could still bring it if she was just given the chance. Perhaps she needs a better agent.
The last episode of "Lost" was in 2010. Since then all we've seen Evangeline appear in is "Real Steel," where she was fantastic, in 2011. Unfortunately she's pretty much disappeared since while shooting two of "The Hobbit" movies. Good news for some people since one of them is set to be released this year, and bad news for others, like us, who think that isn't exactly the type of role we want to see her in. Patience is a virtue, right?
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On Twitter, it's troll or be trolled... and it's no different for celebrities, who often beef with one another in 140 characters or less. Twitter allows stars to publicly air grievances, the same way a rapper would diss another rapper in his lyrics. But unlike a diss track, inflammatory tweets are immediate and get retweeted by legions of followers. Here are some of the most unlikely and brutal celebrity smackdowns in Twitter history.
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If Jason Statham's in a movie, chances are skulls will get crushed. Just try making a bald joke around him; dude will rip the hair off your scalp, and then rip the hair off your chest, and then rip the hair off your balls, and then just rip off your balls. In that spirit, our friends at NextMovie have compiled all of Statham's ass-kickings into one handy infographic.
Here's their scientific method:
What constitutes an 'ass-kicking'? Glad you asked. It ranges from as harmless as "incapacitating a bad guy to question him" to as devastating as "stabbing a bad guy in the neck." (Stabbings were deemed allowable because Statham is usually doing something cool with his knives, like throwing them or spinning them in his hand for no reason.)
Do guns count? Of course not.
Check out the small version below and click through for the big one...
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Sometimes it feels like we can't leave our girlfriends alone for one minute. We come back from the bathroom at the bar and some fool is slobbering all over her. Even if she introduces you as her boyfriend, the dude KEEPS TALKING TO HER. This is, like, a Turbo Cock Block Move. Luckily, 99 times out of 100, she'll ignore this jerk.
But there's that other 1% when you're completely outmatched. Some guys you just have zero chance against: Movie stars, pro athletes, platinum-selling musicians. You see one of these dudes talkin' your chick up, order a round of shots and say your goodbyes.
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Celebrities aren't merely talented at acting, singing and dancing; they're also talented at getting sick, frequently canceling their concerts, showing up late to rehearsal and otherwise backing out of commitments. Most of us would get fired for that kind of undependable behavior, but A-listers can get out of anything with claims of "exhaustion" and "dehydration." Maybe we can learn a few things from them...
Following in the footsteps of Tony Hawk, President Obama and Travis Pastrana, the Terminator himself (also formerly Mr. Olympia, Conan the Barbarian and governor of California) Arnold Schwarzenegger appeared on reddit Tuesday for an "IamA" question and answer session. Ahhnold added in his bio, "I killed the Predator."
He didn't stick around reddit very long, but long enough to answer a bunch of fun questions, occasionally responding in mangled purple cursive on his iPad. He declined to dish on his younger, orgy-filled days (or about "Kindergarten Cop"), but nevertheless made us want to purchase his autobiography, and more likely to see his latest movie "The Last Stand," costarring MTV's own Johnny Knoxville.
Highlights after the jump. Obviously, we implore you to read all the responses in his voice to maximize entertainment value.
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Nominees for the Academy Awards were announced this morning. As each category was announced we couldn't help, but slow clap our way through the entire thing. "Les Misérables"? "Amour"? No thank you. We're aware that a group of 60-year-olds with bad tans and bleached teeth sit in an office in Hollywood and choose these nominees. However, the Academy Awards don't speak for the entire movie-watching community. More specifically, the Guy Code movie-watching community. We'll pass on the artsy-fartsy, hoity-toity films that make us feel like we just got a D in high school English. Instead, we want action, laughs, explosions, blood,"Will Ferrell" and everything in between. We present to you a list of nominees that were overlooked by the Academy, but not by Guy Code.
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Guy Code can really be summed up as, "Don't be an idiot." It's breaking Guy Code when you do idiotic things, like not wearing your seat-beat in a sports car.
Do as Wiz Khalifa says, not as he did in his Porsche 911 Carrera S. A cop pulled over the O.N.I.F.C. for failing to wear a seat belt and wrote him up even though he recognized him, proving once again that no one is above the law -- not Wesley Snipes, Steven Seagal or rappers who commit traffic violations in California.
A TMZ photographer who sounds like a fan captured the scene as a subdued, sober Wiz warns, "Make sure you guys wear your seat belt." To be clear: He's right. Don't be a cocky dumbass who's too cool to strap on a belt. That plan works well until you get rear ended by someone text messaging and end up eating your windshield, or pavement.
"He's a good dude," the TMZ photographer tells the cop in the video.
"I know! I recognized him," the cop responds. "But safety, safety."
Watch the scene, if only to admire Wiz's wheels.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt once Tweeted, "Punks get at me, bitches react to me." OK, he didn't. No matter, though, because by now you're aware of Twitter and the power of access it grants to all of its users. This includes athletes, MCs, politicians and, yes, Oscar-nominated stars who've been blowing sh*t up on the big screen for close to 30 years.
Sylvester Stallone is a Hall-of-Fame action actor with hits like the "Rambo" series, "Demolition Man," the "Rocky" franchise (which are technically sports films, but whatever) and, more recently,"The Expendables" flicks. We immediately followed him on Twitter, but were a little confused as to the people he chose to follow. It's an odd mix of pop culture, fitness and reality-TV, which not only begs the question of who, but also why does Sylvester Stallone follow these people? Let's take a look:
Fellow "Expendables" co-star, it makes sense that Sly follows Dolph. These two go as far back as "Rocky IV" when Dolph nailed his role as Rocky's Soviet opponent, Drago. His Twitter feed mostly promotes his films with the occasional German or Swedish or some European language tweet about God-knows-what. So why does Sly Stallone follow Dolph?