Celebs - Part 3

The 5 Most Awesome (And Bizarre) Bill Murray Stories

Posted 4/1/13 5:55 pm EST by Harry Maccormack in Celebs, Funny, Movies

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It's April Fools' Day, so we feel compelled to honor the Crown Prince of Pranks, Bill Murray. He's part actor, part comedian and part mythological creature who appears in the strangest places, doing the greatest things.

1. Bill Murray Rolls Up On The Club, RZA And GZA In Tow

He showed up at the Austin bar Shangri-La during the SXSW festival with a quarter of the Wu-Tang Clan. And then volunteered his bartender services, only serving shots of tequila, regardless of what anyone actually ordered. Let's be real though: If you're lucky enough to have Bill Murray pour you a drink, you just drink it and don't ask questions.

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Cool Things To Do With A Pet Monkey Like Justin Bieber's

Posted 4/1/13 3:00 pm EST by Neal Stastny in Celebs, Funny

Edinburgh Zoo's Brown Capuchin Monkeys Have Record Breeding Season
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If you're a world-famous celebrity, you can do whatever you want...except, apparently, bring a pet monkey to Germany. That's what Justin Bieber discovered last weekend when German customs officials confiscated his capuchin because he lacked the proper documentation.

We had no idea that Bieber kept a monkey as a pet, but we respect him for it. And this got us thinking: What would it be like? What are the benefits? What are the pitfalls? In short, what is the Guy Code for owning a monkey?

1. Use It To Pick Up Ladies

Walking a cute puppy in the park is a great way to meet girls, so just imagine how often you'd score with a cute monkey. If your unusual pet makes them nervous, just explain that it's the monkey from that episode of "Friends." (You can also play the hero and say you rescued it from a life of riding dogs at NFL halftime shows.)

2. Use It To Steal Stuff

Aladdin had a kleptomaniac monkey, and so can you. Train your monkey to play innocent, like it doesn't know what an iPhone is, and then pull this trick:

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The Evolution Of Manhood Through Classic Deodorant Commercials

Posted 3/27/13 3:00 pm EST by RG Daniels in Celebs, Funny, Mansumer, Video

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The world was a stinky place before underarm deodorant. We take this modern breakthrough for granted, but it took until the early 1950s for deodorant to become a part of a man's daily routine. That's a lot of years of B.O.

Guys have changed a lot since then, so we corralled a number of deodorant commercials from years past to show you how far we've come since the middle of last century.

The 1950s

The Cold War must've really f**ked with people's minds. You apparently couldn't walk down the street without some sort of spy passing off government secrets about missiles or whatever. In this commercial, a sultry temptress drops notes for a mysterious dude in a fedora, making it known through her contact that M-3 fights odor for 24 hours. Good to know...even if M-3 sounds like something that gives us bone cancer.

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The Sexiest Actresses In Their 30s

Posted 3/14/13 3:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Ladies

Powerful, Strong Sexy - Zoe Saldana & Motorola Mobility Host Exclusive Celeb-Studded Party To Launch DROID RAZR By Motorola
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It's widely believed that men get better-looking with age, while women start looking like...well...your mom. But that's a myth for two reasons: 1) there are plenty of ugly old dudes, and 2) there are plenty of gorgeous women who've hit the Big Three-Oh.

If you don't salivate at the thought of Zoe Saldana, Christina Hendricks, Jessica Biel, Minka Kelly, Charlize Theron and a bunch of other A-list starlets, then you need to get your pulse checked. To see whether you require such medical attention, check out Guyism's massive list of Hollywood's finest 30-something hotties...

MORE: "The 100 Sexiest Actresses In Their 30s"

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Tags Charlize Theron, Christina Hendricks, guyism, Hot Women, Jessica Biel, MILF, Minka Kelly, Zoe Saldana

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10 Celebrity PDA Fails [Photos]

Posted 3/12/13 4:00 pm EST by Kara Klenk in Celebs, Funny, Photos, The Show

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PDA is usually the last thing you want to see, but sometimes it bombs so hard that it's actually entertaining. Sure, these celebrities might look great, but public making out isn't attractive for anyone. If they can't pull it off, you sure as hell can't.

1. Nick Cannon does NOT like Mariah Carey's lip gloss flavor

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Andrew W.K. On Fresh+Sexy Wipes, Brad Pitt & More [Interview]

Posted 3/8/13 12:00 pm EST by Marty Beckerman in Celebs, Interview, Most Popular, Music

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When Andrew W.K. announced that he'd be the new spokesman for Playtex Fresh + Sexy Wipes ("Whether you just finished rocking a packed club or have an intimate encounter after a busy day, this product will make couples feel brand new," he said in a press release), it caused a media firestorm. And it also caused a firestorm here at Guy Code Blog, 'cause we've been on the male wipes train for months.

We asked the hard-partying rock star for his thoughts on everything from personal hygiene to... uh... Brad Pitt and self-fellatio? You're not gonna have a normal conversation with this dude, but you'll definitely have a fun one.

How did Playtex approach you about this endorsement?

Personally I was given this product, the Fresh + Sexy Wipes, to help me be a little bit better of my own self. There's times when I've realized I'm not a very clean individual, but I always wanted to be clean where it counts. Playtex saw that, the potential I had in that realm, the realm, I really mean that realm, that intimate realm.

I'm not the cleanest guy in the world. I'm headbanging 24, 25 hours a day at this point. I could use a little help in that department, to freshen. I don't need it. I don't need this. Nobody NEEDS this. You WANT this. You don't NEED to clean yourself. You just need to drink water and eat some kind of food. You make choices about what you want, what you desire, what you deserve.

Brad Pitt uses baby wipes. So does Will.i.am. Do you think this is part of a growing movement for guys?

Brad Pitt, he's as handsome and beautiful as a man can get. He really is great. He's got a lot of chutzpah, a lot to offer. I wouldn't say he's taken a lot of risks, but if he wants to clean himself up, that's fine, all right? Actually, I don't think he's that great. He's got a nice face. Just growing a beard, that doesn't do it. That doesn't count.

After "Fight Club" and "Inglourious Basterds," you don't think he's that great?

Yeah, you're right. I take it back.

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And MTV's Comedic Genius Award Goes To... Will Ferrell

Posted 2/27/13 10:27 am EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Comedy, Movies

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There will be plenty of reasons to watch the 2013 MTV Movie Awards on Sunday, April 14, but here's a big one: Will Ferrell is gonna receive the first-ever Comedic Genius Award. From "Saturday Night Live" to "Anchorman," the dude's been entertaining us for years, so he richly deserves the honor. His comedic chops are nothing short of genius.

For the full list of this year's nominations, check out the "2013 MTV Movie Awards Nominations Spectacular" on Tuesday, March 5. Host Rebel Wilson will announce the Movie of the Year nominees on MTV at 7:58 p.m. EST, and then will head online to MTV.com for the "Best Kiss," "Best Fight" and "Best Shirtless Performance" candidates. You'll be able to cast your votes at MovieAwards.MTV.com.

(If write-in ballots were possible, we'd just pick Will Ferrell for everything... especially "Best Shirtless Performance." He has dozens of them.)

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Tags 2013 mtv movie awards, Anchorman, comedic genius award, MTV Movie Awards, rebel wilson, Saturday Night Live, Will Ferrell

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The 5 Coolest Celebrity Teen Dads

Posted 2/25/13 2:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Celebs, The Show

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There have been plenty of celebrities who have become teen moms, like Jamie Lynn Spears, Anna Nicole Smith and Sofia Vergara. Celebrity teen dads are harder to come by, though, which is why someone needs to speak up for the poor, unfortunate dudes who have been victimized by faulty condoms. On tomorrow night's episode of "Guy Code," the show will explore teen dads, so we've rounded up a list of five of the coolest celebrities who were once teen fathers.

5. Levi Johnston

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Johnston's one of those celebrity teen dads who only became famous because of who he knocked up, Bristol Palin. He was 18 and she was 17 when their son Tripp was born in December 2008. The Alaskan hockey-playing bro rode the wave of stardom for his solid 15 minutes of fame, but has since broken up with Palin and married another woman, whom he had a daughter with last year.
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Tags Celebrities, Hanson, Lebron James, Levi Johnston, Lil Wayne, teen dads, William Shakespeare

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10 Nuggets Of Fatherly Advice From Wiz Khalifa Lyrics

Posted 2/25/13 12:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Hip-hop

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With Wiz Khalifa's first son, Sebastian "The Bash" Taylor Thomaz, born on February 22, the question of Khalifa, globetrotting rapper and weed aficionado, and his parenting skills is already taking center stage. While the rapper does not always make the best choices, he does have a persistence, confidence and attitude that match the personalities of other highly successful people. Relying heavily on the idea of a lifetime "grind" toward success and the need to mix work and pleasure, almost all of Khalifa's songs hide fundamental life lessons in between odes to women, alcohol and the ever-present herb. Here are Wiz Khalifa's top 10 nuggets of fatherly advice, selected by Rap Genius.

10. "Weekend"

Stay up til' the sun rise then we sleep in/
Hard work got my bank account peakin'

Repeating the rapper's common advice to relax as much as you work, Wiz promises that hard work will deliver very real benefits. While Khalifa’s son, sporting his father’s multimillion fortune, probably will have to work less than most, he will still need to match committed effort and hard chillin' to see a full life. Even the super rich have to clock in a few hours to see a payoff.
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Tags Amber Rose, fatherly advice, Rap Genius, rap lyrics, sebastian, Wiz Khalifa

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5 Legitimate Reasons For Straight Guys To Watch The Oscars

Posted 2/22/13 2:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Funny, Movies

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Your girlfriend loves watching the Academy Awards...your gay friends love watching the Academy Awards...but you'd rather watch the action movies that hardly ever get nominated, right?

Actually, dude, the Oscars can be pretty fun. Ignore the inane red carpet interviews and tedious fawning over designer dresses. Here are some legit reasons for tuning in to this year's ceremony.

1. It'll Make Your Girlfriend Happy

Over the last few months, she's had to watch the NFL playoffs, the NBA All-Star Game and a bunch of "Pawn Stars" episodes. Turnabout is surely fair play. Open some wine and tell her she's prettier than any of the nominated actresses. You'll soon be making your own acceptance speech in the bedroom.

2. Seth MacFarlane Is Hosting

His comedic stylings haven't changed one bit over the years, and neither has your childish sense of humor.

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