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In every teen party movie the adults seem to vanish to a faraway land as the kids toast 40s of sh*tty beer. For a celebrity, that can apparently become a reality. We recently caught wind of the news that Will Smith's baby prince Jaden, is looking to emancipate from his parents on his 15th birthday. According to the article posted on Radar Online, Will understands "kids just want to have command of their lives." Hey Will, we like to eat Doritos for dinner and stay out until 5 am. That doesn't mean we have command of our lives.

Here's a list of 5 teen celebs who emancipated from their parents. How did they turn out? You be the judge.

Macaulay Culkin

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Maybe the most famous case of ditching parents, Culkin was a mega-star thanks to a couple of silly movies about a kid who, ironically, was forgotten about by his parents. Maybe those "Home Alone" movies spoke to Mac on a deeper level. Maybe he thought, "Hey, if I didn't have parents, I can leave my Micro Machines wherever I want!" Or, more realistically, he thought, "Now that I have 17 mill in the bank and no parents, I don't have to work ever again!"And he more or less hasn't.
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Mexico is our neighbor. And we love those guys. Without 'em, we wouldn't have a badass Spring Break destination...and a bunch of other stuff we're grateful for. With Cinco de Mayo right around the corner, we're saying "gracias, Mexico" for making our lives better with the following contributions.

1. Tacos

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Not since the Italians gave us pizza has something so frikkin' delicious taken over the U.S.A. Honestly, if we were forced to eat one thing for the rest of our glowing existence, we'd choose tacos. We don't know one person who doesn't like 'em...but if we met them, rest assured, we wouldn’t trust them any more than we'd trust Wiz Khalifa with our stash.

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How is it that moms can give birth to you, raise you and help you through any difficult situation...yet still have no idea how embarrassing they can be?

With Mother's Day coming up, we thought we'd check in with the mother of "Jersey Shore" star Vinny Guadagnino, to get some tips on dealing with cringe-worthy mom moments. Since his mom is also his costar in his new show "The Show With Vinny," premiering tonight at 10/9c on MTV, he's got plenty of experience with mom-based humiliation.

Read on for the tips and a few sneak peeks from Vinny's new series.

1. Showing Baby Pictures

This is the classic mom move. She just can't get enough of how adorable you were as a baby, so she offers a peek to anyone who walks through the front door. One or two pics are harmless, but try to stop her before she breaks out the potty training shots. No one needs to see that.
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That photo right there, that's Melanie Iglesias's Twitter profile pic. And it might have something to do with why "#AskMelanieAnything" trended yesterday, which gave us this gem...

Of course, Melanie could only answer a fraction of her fans' questions. And most of them were just requests for follow-backs (or gross/creepy comments--guys, that's not getting you anywhere), but some were funny, bizarre and even thought-provoking...well, the ones that weren't hopeless marriage proposals, anyway. Read 'em after the jump!

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Angus T. Jones, the kid from "Two And A Half Men," isn't returning for the 11th season because of religious reasons...and a rant in which he encouraged people not to watch the "filth on CBS." The show must go on, though, so let's help CBS cast a replacement.

1. Andy Milonakis

What has Andy Milonakis been up to since "The Andy Milonakis Show" went off the air? Posting hilariously profane hardcore rap videos, which would make a perfect plot line to drive his "dad" Jon Cryer crazy.

2. Macaulay Culkin

Looking to replace a wisecracking young man who used to be an adorable child star? Macaulay Culkin's phone should be ringing off the hook! Plus, Culkin and Kutcher with a guest cameo from Mila Kunis would be a ratings bonanza.

3. Jason Alexander

Yeah, he's a little old for the part, but George Costanza was America's original "half man" to Jerry and Kramer. Jason Alexander is the premiere short stature, short-fused sidekick...and if there's one thing he knows, it's how to get laughs from living with his parents.

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Who's your favorite MMA fighter? Bruce Lee could destroy him. (Same goes for anyone else in history, including Chuck Norris.) He was the baddest mofo to ever walk the earth, and he was just as smart. To prove it, Unreality Magazine has collected Bruce Lee quotes that make badass motivational slogans for guys:

"Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one."

If you choose to crumble at the first sign of hardship, you'll never reach your true potential or achieve even a modicum of peace with who you are. And there's likely no greater satisfaction than in knowing that you're someone who can take whatever life throws at him.

"Absorb what is useful. Discard what is not. Add what is uniquely your own.

This is the philosophy that Lee used to create his own style of martial arts, Jeet-Kune-Do (Way of the Intercepting Fist), and in doing so pioneered the sport we know today as Mixed Marital Arts. Lee studied fighting styles from around the world, simplifying them and coalescing them into a "style without a style" that could counter and defeat any single form of fighting.

Whatever it is you're good at and choose to do, odds are there's a ton of people out there doing the exact same thing. But your blend of life experiences are unique to you, and by utilizing that which is yours and putting it out there, you find your voice and stand out from the crowd.

MORE: "Five Bruce Lee Quotes That Affect My Everyday Life"

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Yesterday's hacking of the Associated Press Twitter account resulted in a tweet they'd clearly never send, which temporarily hurt the stock market. But sometimes on Twitter, you can't be sure whether a hacker is at fault...or just a celebrity. Here are a few notable tweeters who, on a day-to-day basis, always seem like they've been hacked.

1. Jose Canseco

The former MLB star and braggadocios steroid user is straight trolling the world via his Twitter account. Surely he's just trying to get a reaction from all of us, what with frequent tweets about kooky scientific theories, "Twilight"-esque fan fiction starring himself and weird Donald Trump-inspired dragon artwork. Is this the online footprint of a 'roided-up madman...or a comedic mad genius?

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Hollywood is like high school: Everyone is competing to get voted Most Attractive. We decided to break that down to one--well, two--particular assets of the female form. To honor tonight's premiere of "Girl Code," where boobs will be a hot topic, we've made our own 2013 yearbook of celebs who have superlative endowments. Congrats, grads!

Biggest Partier: Rihanna

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For most guys, the scariest part of sex with a random girl is contracting an incurable STD. But for Eddie Kaye Thomas, who plays Finch (a.k.a. "S*** Break") in the "American Pie" movies, herpes probably would've been a relief.

A couple nights ago, he met a 31-year-old woman at a diner. They went back to his place. In the morning, he asked her to leave...at which point she allegedly pulled a blade on him. (Dude, you're supposed to cook her breakfast first!)

Thomas ran out of his house and called the police, who sent a SWAT team to his Hollywood Hills home. The woman allegedly locked herself inside for more than five hours, and destroyed a bunch of property (such as Thomas's phone, guitar, lamp and dishes) before cops tear-gassed her out of there. She's now being held on $20,000 bail and facing felony vandalism charges.

The Blemish puts it best: "This chick really did not want to do the walk of shame."

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Celebrities are used to having girls throw themselves at them--it's probably one of the reasons you've always dreamed about being a pro athlete or a Grammy-winning musician. But when fans take a turn towards Stalkertown, it's not cute, just freaky. Here are a few of the stalkers you can expect to encounter if you ever become famous.

1. The Hair Fetishist

As Wolverine, Hugh Jackman grows out a bunch of hair, but that doesn't mean he wants donations. This week, a crazed fan interrupted his workout at a New York gym, throwing a razor filled with her own pubic hair at him because A) she allegedly wants to be his second wife, not new wife, additional wife, and B) she's apparently not a fan of his current facial hair. Lady, this is not the way to get a man to shave.

2. The Kisser

Usually a celebrity's security team will prevent any physical contact with the public, but Vanessa Hudgens from "High School Musical" agreed to hug a female fan...who, mid-embrace, began kissing her neck. You won't actually want groupies once you realize that consent doesn't matter to them.

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