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Time To Get A Pompadour, We're Headed To Hollywood Hot Rods

Posted 7/21/10 7:01 pm EST by in Cars

If you spent 12 hours a day in your car like those poor mopes who live in L.A. (sorry poor mopes who live in L.A.!) then you'd probably care about it as much as the dudes at Hollywood Hot Rods care about theirs. Our friends over at Vimby paid Troy, HHR's owner, a visit recently and he took them on a tour of his hot rod factory. The rides this place churns out are unbelievable, but if you want to drive one, you need to make sure you look the part. That means a sailor's tattoo, a pompadour and a short-sleeved shirt with a pack of cigs rolled up in the sleeve. Then you can drive around that little demon shown 33 seconds in and look like you belong in it.

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California Teen Trades Cell Phone For Porsche On Craigslist, But Why Stop There?

Posted 7/21/10 10:00 am EST by in Cars, News

Perhaps you've heard by now about 17-year-old Steven Ortiz, who spent two years trading stuff on Craigslist and eventually fetched a 2000 Porsche Boxster S for an old cell phone. Seriously, it happened.

Along the way, Ortiz had his hands on a MacBook Pro, dirt bikes, a 1987 Toyota 4Runner and a 1975 Ford Bronco before landing the Porsche. What we can't figure out is why he stopped there?

The logical next move would have been to trade the Porsche for a used Prius, which he could have then swapped to a feel-good environmentalist for a Lexus, and three moves later he's got a Rolls Royce, which he could have traded for a pre-owned Gulfstream G450. No reason to stop there either.

The reward might take some time, but with some hard negotiation and a few more trades he could have had Red Rock Island in the San Francisco Bay, currently on sale for a cool $22 million.

So there's your lesson, youth of America: Don't be a quitter. You just might end up with a 10-year-old car when you could have had an island.

Via SGV Tribune

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6 Important Things Plus Katy Perry Is Falling Out Of Her Bikini

Posted 7/20/10 1:16 pm EST by in Cars, News

LADIES Katy Perry is at a water park [WWTDD]
And this bikini has a serious challenge on its hands.

MUSIC Young Jeezy's "TM 103" is out Sept. 28. New single is out today [XXL Mag]
The single, "Jizzle," featuring Lil Jon streams at 3:30 at the link above. Get it!

WHEELS The 25 best designed cars of 2010 [Complex]
Unlike Toyotas, they've all got working brakes.

GROANS Top 10 worst songs of the summer [Time]
LFO's "Summer Girls" might actually be the worst song of every season.

OOPS The funniest marketing fails of all time [Huffington Post]
In C.E. Prevatt's defense, it's gotta be hard to market a funeral home.

HEAD LOCKS 15 classic wrestling entrance themes [EgoTV]
Now go find your action figures.

IDENTITY CRISIS Porcupine thinks it's a puppy [CollegeHumor]
Stinkers the smelly porcupine might need some Ritalin.

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Jamie Bestwick Ditches His Bike To Kick Keanu Reeves's Ass On The Race Track

Posted 7/14/10 3:40 pm EST by in Cars, Sports, Video

Crossover athletes aren't a new thing. Ancient Olympians battled in everything from track to equestrian events, and they did it all in their underwear. Jim Thorpe made a career as an Olympic pentathlete and a pro football, baseball and basketball player. More recently, John Daly pulled double duty as a PGA golfer and the guy bumming money from college girls for Bud Heavy tall boys and a spin on the jukebox.

So when our friends at Alli went looking for action-sport crossover athletes, they didn't have to look hard. Speed junkies notoriously have trouble kicking the habit, and BMX vert master Jamie Bestwick is no exception. Alli recently followed the British-born biker to the Toyota Grand Prix Celebrity Race, where other celebs like Keanu and Tony Hawk raced Jamie as he ditched his two self-powered wheels for four gas-powered ones.

Just think of it as a Rascal Scooter for the clinically extreme.

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6 Important Things Plus Cycling's Smokin' Hot Podium Girls

Posted 7/13/10 12:27 pm EST by in Cars, News, Sports

LADIES Meet the sexy podium girls at the Tour de France [Gunaxin]
Every other sport needs to re-evaluate its trophy presentation, STAT.

MUSIC Raekwon talks possible Eminem collaboration [XXL Mag]
The Chef and Slim Shady might be cooking something good.

PEDALS Groundbreaking new track for UCI BMX Worlds has two tracks in one [ESPN Action]
Unfortunately, there's still no course for uncoordinated dopes.

OUCH Hard hits from the Dragon's Lair jousting tournament [NY Times]
It's kind of embarrassing to get wrecked while wearing a feather on your head.

RIP 20 memorable quotes from recently-deceased Yankees owner George Steinbrenner [Coed]
"Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa."

SPEED The American built Dagger-GT will be the world's next supercar [All Exotic Cars]
2,000 horsepower, 300 mph, 0-60 in 1.5 seconds. As Keanu Reeves would say, "Whoa."

WTF The 12 worst Mel Gibson quotes presented by kittens [Buzzfeed]
Presentation is everything.

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Men Like Brooklyn Decker And Other Things You Should Know

Posted 6/18/10 1:45 pm EST by in Cars, Ladies, News, Sports

LADIES Esquire Reader’s Name Brooklyn Decker 2010's Sexiest Woman [Esquire]
Five million horndogs can't be wrong.

LAUGHS Top 45 Father Fails [Chicago Now]
Celebrate Father’s Day by learning how to be a bad dad.

CHAMPS Man Nearly Amputates His Own Arm To Save His Life [I-am-bored]
Someone give this man a bionic arm, pronto.

LADIES 20 Things Stuck in Cleavage [Manofest]
Unfortunately, your hand isn't one of them.

MUSIC The 50 Worst Hip-Hop Fails of All Time [Complex]
Somehow Shaq’s “I Am Kazaam” didn’t crack this list.

WHEELS Audi’s 62-speaker Sound Concept Car Is the New Godfather of Car Stereos [Engadget]
Your lame-ass car stereo is so very ashamed.

HUMOR 27 Wrecked Cars That Will Make You Go "Huh?" [The Chive]
Someone please explain to us how #12 happened.

SPORTS Incredibly NSFW Video of an Amazing Managerial Meltdown [Barstool Sports]
Ever wonder what baseball managers say when they argue with umpires? Wally Backman illuminates the matter.

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