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7 Important Things Plus An Introduction To Paula Garber

Posted 9/7/10 12:00 pm EST by in Cars, Ladies, Tattoos

LADIES Paula Garber has got curves [Guyism]
We don't know a lot about her, but photos of her cleavage seem like the best way to learn.

BANGERS B.o.B feat. Rivers Cuomo "Magic" [XXL Mag]
Funky collaboration. We dig it!

WHEELS 26 geeky car mods [Walyou]
Thanks to the Ghostbusters, the Subaru Outback is finally cool.

FUGLY Photo contest: the 9 ugliest shirts [Bro Bible]
You may be wearing one right now.

INK Under the gun: Bucky Lasek [Alli Action]
Prepare to be enlightened.

STUBBLE The official shaving cycle for guys who can't grow awesome beards [BuzzFeed]
Like the seven stages of grief but with patchy facial hair.

GAS 20 classic movie farts in 2 minutes [Film Drunk]
Your lady friends will love this.

FREAKS 34 creepy puppets [Urlesque]
All the creeps that ruined your childhood.

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Today's Badass: Inventor's Souped-Up Dining Room Table Is 'Fastest Piece Of Furniture'

Posted 9/7/10 10:09 am EST by in Cars, Today's Badass

Perry Watkins' Queen Anne dining room table is not your average table, largely because it can reach a top speed of 130 mph.

Watkins, a wacky scientist from England, attached a 1994 Reliant Scimitar Sabre and a nitrous oxide kit to his dining room table, which he's aptly named "Fast Food." The mad scientist took the meal-on-wheels down a 500-meter track twice this past weekend and averaged 113.8 mph, which bested the 92 mph set by a sofa in 2007. Yes, a sofa. We don't know if there's a furniture racing league that no one has told us about, but it sounds pretty awesome and we want in.

Among Watkins' other achievements: He previously held the record for the world's lowest car and still holds the record for the smallest car ever made — a toy van with a 150cc engine attached. Next up for Watkins? He'll try to find a lady friend to simultaneously dine with him and cruise around the neighborhood.

Via UK Telegraph

Photo: UK Telegraph

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7 Important Things Plus Cheryl Tweedy's Year Of Sexiness

Posted 9/3/10 2:00 pm EST by in Cars, Celebs, Ladies

LADIES Cheryl Tweedy's 2011 calendar is so freaking hooot! [Brosome]
Wait, people still use calendars?

BANGERS Young Buck's "When The Rain Stops" [XXL Mag]
Make it rain again, right?

BIKES Steel City motocross live webcast on Saturday [Alli Action]
Give your computer a face full of dirt.

LOVELORN Hipster missed connections [BuzzFeed]
Holler if you've seen the girl with the knuckle tattoos.

101 5 keys to hooking up with incoming freshmen [Bro Bible]
Required reading for all you lecherous creeps out there.

FISTICUFFS Dramatic brawl at a U.S. Open tennis match [The Daily What]
Yes, only in New York.

PHOTOBOMB Photoshop's new photobomb tool [CollegeHumor]
Ruining other people's precious photos has never been easier.

WHEELS 10 cars with awesome names [Jalopnik]
Sadly, "that piece of s*** in my driveway" didn't make the cut.

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7 Important Things Plus Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Wearing Lingerie

Posted 8/31/10 12:31 pm EST by in Art, Cars

LADIES 30 awesome pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui [Guyism]
Check out one for each day of September. Or all of them right now.

METAL Top battle songs of military men [NoiseCreep]
Head-banging picks from brave men in uniform.

BOARDS 18 skateboard designs, concepts and artworks [Walyou]
We'll take a guitar skateboard, please.

THREADS The 17 T-shirts every college student owns [Bro Bible]
You're probably wearing one of these right now, or wishing you were.

GRUB 18 photos of food with faces [Urlesque]
Hey dieters, beware of the Carbs Monster.

ACME The funniest generic products of all time [Huffington Post]
The "Crisp Crunch" cartoon spokesman doesn't even have a 'stache.

WHEELS 2011 BMW M5: first look inside [Jalopnik]
Go ahead, you know you want to look.

GAMES Girls getting their video game on [The Smoking Jacket]
Might be NSFW but definitely AFWINIA (awesome for work if nobody is around).

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6 Important Things Plus Kristen Bell Is Screaming

Posted 8/26/10 12:03 pm EST by in Cars, Ladies

LADIES Kristen Bell and Anna Paquin join the cast of "Scream 4" [Just Jared]
Here's hoping that the entire cast does a photo shoot like this one.

BANGERS Parable "Gimme Your Money" [XXL Mag]
There's never enough.

FLASH One extreme summer [ESPN Action]
Feast your eyes on whoa.

WHEELS 2012 Nissan GT-R: Godzilla gets an upgrade [Jalopnik]
We'll take two.

WTF The most ridiculous exercise equipment of all time [Huffington Post]
Somewhere, the inventor of the "Hawaii Chair" is laughing hysterically.

OMG Filipino dudes watch Miss Universe and go insane [Urlesque]
If only there was a way to channel their energy into an alternative fuel source.

PUPPETS The Muppets name etymology [CollegeHumor]
So that Jim Henson guy wasn't so clever after all.

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7 Important Things Plus Naturi Naughton Seduces A Camera

Posted 8/18/10 1:28 pm EST by in Cars, Music

LADIES Naturi Naughton wants you to sit down with her [Complex]
The former 3LW star is in "Lottery Ticket," which you should see this weekend.

BOTTOMS Trey Songz feat. Nicki Minaj "Bottoms Up" video [XXL Mag]
Double entendre goodness.

MULLET Kenny Powers is BACK [TVgasm]
Click it or Kenny Powers will wreck you.

VINTAGE 25 geeky backpack designs [Walyou]
Geeky or not, the Gizmo backpack is fantastic.

BIKES BMX'er TJ Ellis gives the lowdown on his setup [Alli Action]
Get some points for function and style.

WTF 11 cars that look like animals [Huffington Post]
Fantastic wheels, but we don't want to meet the people who drive 'em.

LADIES Sexy motivational posters [The Smoking Jacket]
Yes.

MASCOTS Awkward family portraits with pets [Buzzfeed]
The husky family is only slightly less bizarre than the bichon frise family.

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6 Important Things Plus A Female Version Of 'The Expendables'

Posted 8/13/10 1:32 pm EST by in Cars, Movies, News

LADIES What if "The Expendables" were women? [Maxim]
It would be even better than the all-dude version.

METAL Slayer, Megadeth kick off tour [Spin]
Mayhem commences.

DEBUT "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" is in theaters today [MTV]
Hopefully this is less confusing than "Inception."

TRUTH Accurate national parks map [CollegeHumor]
Now you'll never get lost.

FREAK OUTS 10 people trashing their imitation guitar controllers [Buzzfeed]
Tell the guy in the second video that it's just a game.

LADIES Partly Cloudy with a Chance of HOT: The 26 Hottest Weather Babes on TV [Bro Bible]
The only thing better than a hot weather girl is this guy.

ABOVE THE LAW The mystery of Steve Jobs' plateless Benz [Gizmodo]
Isn't the greater mystery why a billionaire isn't driving a 2011 model?

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6 Important Things Plus Rihanna Is A Rude Girl

Posted 8/9/10 12:15 pm EST by in Cars, Ladies, Music

LADIES Rihanna's lapdancing show [FHM]
No, she's not shy.

GNARLY Chris Cole wins Maloof pro street finals [GrindTV]
Sick! Nyjah Huston and Sean Malto finished second and third.

REMIX Erykah Badu feat. Rick Ross "Window Seat" [XXL Mag]
Rick Ross won't chauffeur just anyone around.

AWKWARD The rapping weather lady is painfully bad [Guyism]
This really happened.

TRICK World's farthest basketball shot blows up on YouTube [Urlesque]
Now the dude will take his talents to... a dive bar.

SURFING Lady Gaga goes crowd surfing at Lollapalooza wearing almost nothing [MTV Style]
And one dude nearly passes out after getting a face full of Gaga crotch.

ENGINES The sports car soundboard [Complex]
This is second to only the Mel Gibson insane soundboard.

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6 Important Things Plus Marisa Miller's Guide To Turning On Supermodels

Posted 8/6/10 1:09 pm EST by in Cars, Celebs, Music, News

LADIES Marisa Miller on how to turn on a model [Esquire]
First step: Get a motorcycle

WHEELS 21 awesomely designed smart cars [Walyou]
Batman would look like a pansy in a Batmobile-Smart car.

ART Stop-motion animation of Munich's legal graffiti wall [The Daily What]
Color us impressed.

POWER Kanye's "Power" music video premieres on MTV [Pop Eater]
"It's not a video .. It's a moving Painting!!!" says Mr. West.

GRINDS PLG shows you how to pull backside nosegrinds on vert [Alli Action]
Free lesson from the best.

LAFFS 25 funniest reasons why Will Ferrell is kind of a big deal [Midwest Sports Fans]
Mom! The meatloaf!!

FOUND 11 fictional characters spotted in real life [Huffington Post]
So that's where Carmen San Diego is!

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7 Important Things Plus The Woman Who Claims She's 'Taking Over The Interwebz!'

Posted 8/2/10 2:08 pm EST by in Cars, Ladies, News

LADIES Meet Violet Doll [The Smoking Jacket]
She claims she's 'taking over the interwebz!' We hope so.

BOARDS Last impressions from X Games 16 [GrindTV]
Bring back street luge!

SPEED Incredible "Getaway In Stockholm" street race [All Exotic Cars]
Lamborghini Gallardo. Porsche 911 GT3. Highly illegal.

BREWS Dutch brewery releases strongest beer (60%) in the world [Eater]
Ironically named "Start the Future" because it will end your night.

METAL Listen to The Showdown's "Bring It Down" [NoiseCreep]
One word: Fast.

HASH TAG Different breeds of tweets guide [CollegeHumor]
#Crap @Whichoneofthemareyou?

GRUB Most ridiculous Pringles flavors from around the globe [Huffington Post]
Japan has a "Night Club" flavor, which we assume tastes like liquor and sweat.

LADIES The 25 hottest women born in August [Bro Bible]
This will help you get over July.

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