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7 Important Things Plus O'Neill's One-Way Runway

Posted 6/13/11 1:00 pm EST by in Cars, Music, Sports

LADIES The models dove off the runway into the ocean and got all wet [GrindTV]
We think they're on to something here.

UNPLUGGED Lil Wayne "3 Peat" (Live) [MTV2]
There's more Weezy where this came from.

BOARDS 5 trick fix: Best of Street League Kansas City [Transworld Skateboarding]
Sean Malto, Chris Cole, Nyjah Huston and Ryan Sheckler go big in MO.

SUMMERTIME DJ Earworm's summer mashup "Party On The Floor" [THD]
It burrows through the ear canal and invades your brain.

DOWNFALL Hitler finds out the Heat and LeBron failed [BuzzFeed]
And he is PISSED!

WHEELS Awesome new commercial for the BMW1 Series M coupe [BroBible]
Fortunately, they got this on the first take.

MEME WATCH The best of hipster edits [Uproxx]
Extracting the profundity since 2011.

DESTRUCTION Industrial shredder annihilates anything you've got [Daily What]
Bizarro '80s porn music sold separately.

Photo: O'Neill

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Celebrity Yearbook Superlatives: Vote For Best Car

Posted 6/10/11 10:00 am EST by in Cars, Celebs

It's yearbook time right now in many high schools, but right now it's celebrity superlative time, where we've picked eight common superlative categories and pitted famous people against one another in each group. All week we'll be rolling out categories, and you should vote for your favorites.

BEST CAR

The final category up for vote highlights the biggest difference between high school and celebrities. Big money equals expensive toys, and some of hip-hop's wealthiest men have put together desirable collections of powerful, high-luxury rides. The five we're asking you to consider here are 50 Cent's Ferrari F430; Birdman's recently purchased Maybach Exelero; T-Pain's Rolls Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe; Jay-Z's Bugatti Veyron; and Dr. Dre's Hummer H2. Check out the whips and the poll after the jump.

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Stunt Driver Nails World Record Jump In Life-Size Hot Wheels Car

Posted 6/2/11 11:30 am EST by in Cars, Video

Every kid who's ever launched a Hot Wheels car across the floor or off a table will have a special appreciation for Tanner Foust's record jump in a life-size Hot Wheels car. Foust, who was recently revealed as the driver of the Team Hot Wheels Yellow Car, broke the record for a jump by a four-wheeled vehicle with a mark of 332 feet prior to this past weekend's Indy 500. He bested the previous record of 301 feet set by Johnny Greaves in 2009.

If it wasn't already clear, "Top Gear" co-host Foust has some major cajones. He not only jumped a football field in a car, but he did it in a life-size toy car made for kids. Can you imagine fighting a life-size Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot? The beginning of Foust's attempt dropped him 90 feet--or 10 stories--down an orange track before he went airborne. Someone ought to check Tanner's pants for pee. Maybe that's why it's the Yellow Car. To the video:

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7 Important Things Plus Reef Girls In Barbados

Posted 6/1/11 1:35 pm EST by in Cars, Ladies, Movies

LADIES Behind the scenes: Miss Reef photo shoot, Barbados 2011 [GrindTV]
Plus Paul Fisher points out what everyone suspected but didn't want to know.

WAPPIN' The SH'Boss Boys--the cutest little rapping trio ever [BuzzFeed]
Ya'll ain't weady for them.

BIKES Austrian mountain biker Markus Stöckl set a new downhill speed WR [BroBible]
Whatever he said translates to "Holy s*** I'm about to go real fast!"

RIDES Volkswagen Aqua hovercraft looks like a "Star Wars" landspeeder [MTV Geek]
The official vehicle of Aquaman.

PLANKING 5-second fad explainer of the day [Daily What]
Consider yourself educated.

WARNING Supercut: 100 greatest movie threats [Film Drunk]
Over 11 minutes of darkness, rage and verbal skullf***ing.

OVEREXPOSED The 66 most overrated women of 2011 [Guyism]
It's better to be rated and overrated than...never mind.

OUCH May 2011 fail compilation [CollegeHumor]
The rent's due today but at least the 1st also brings a new fail video.

Photo: Reef

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Players With Game: Tennessee Titan Chris Johnson On Lil Wayne, Grillz And Chuck Taylors

Posted 5/24/11 10:00 am EST by in Cars, Celebs, Gear, Sneakers, Sports

Earlier this month the Clutch team was with Tennessee Titan running back Chris Johnson talking about all things style in his hometown of Orlando, Florida. It's where you can usually find Johnson whenever he's not on the field ducking defenders, island-hopping with his crew or out popping bottles with his tattoo twin Lil Wayne.

But judging by how spare the decorations were in his off-season pad, we're thinking that Chris and his entourage spend more time out being entertained than actually entertaining. That, or Johnson's still waiting on the delivery of a lime green living room set to match his custom Chevy.

Team Johnson were gracious hosts, though, and a few other players even stopped by to watch.

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Busted Grills: The Ugliest Cars At The New York Auto Show

Posted 5/5/11 4:30 pm EST by in Cars

Car shows are a lot like high school proms: Everyone puts on their Sunday best to impress the popular crowd. They spend a couple of wild nights living it up before they face the hard realities of the real world. Both end with hangovers so vile and painful that they make waterboarding feel like a weekend at a Sandals resort.

The New York International Auto Show held their own debutante ball last week to show off their new beauties before they face the harsh real world of shallow judgments, known as the friendly neighborhood car dealership. But some of this year's "beauties," we're using the term loosely, may have had a harder time than others finding a partner for a slow dance when the DJ started spinning "Time After Time." Yes, we're talking about the cars with the kind of grill only a mother could love.

After the jump, check out photos of the ugliest cars at the New York Auto Show.

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5 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying Your Next Ride

Posted 4/29/11 5:38 pm EST by in Cars

If cars are reflections of personalities, then what makes people choose the vehicle they drive? If you're like most broke-ass guys, car sickness is what occurs when your monthly loan payment is due. That means it's your bank account's balance, not your bitchin' persona, that will ultimately drive this decision. Unfortunately, this economically motivated choice inevitably produces a vehicle that tells the world you're scrimpin', not pimpin'.

But let's suspend reality and pretend for one unrealistic moment that money doesn’t matter. What type of vehicle would you drive? Careful. To the most small-minded among us, your decision will say a lot about you.

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15 Photos Of Ridiculous Car Beds

Posted 4/20/11 1:05 pm EST by in Cars

There are people who are forced to sleep in cars, and there are people who choose to sleep in cars. The first group is depressing; the second, ridiculous. Alex from "Grandma's Boy" captured the sentiment well.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f***ing sweet car.

To be fair, it is a pretty sweet car, but it's also the mark of an overgrown child who lives with his parents. Not all car-bed owners are like Jeff, though--some of them just really dig cars. Of course, people who love Mexican food don't sleep in burritos. In other words, there's just something a little bit goofy about people who slumber in a bed with wheels and a hood.

The judging ends here. Now check out some of the finest car beds for adults, kids and yes, even dogs.

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7 Important Things Plus Evan Rachel Wood Unmasked

Posted 4/18/11 1:35 pm EST by in Cars, MMA

LADIES Evan Rachel discusses her talent and all her tattoos (except one) [Esquire]
It's probably a "Thundercats" tattoo on her ankle.

FREE RIDE Hornets guard Chris Paul got a lap dance onstage from Nicki Minaj [RapFix]
The life of an NBA All-Star...

FINISH HIM Fatalities: The 10 greatest finishing moves in MMA [Cage Potato]
The closest thing in real life to dudes getting their hearts ripped out.

TRIUMPHS Epic WIN compilation for March/April [HuffPo]
Take a five minute break from laughing at other people's failures...then resume.

WHEELS 14 crazy steampunk car mods [Walyou]
Someone needs to rent the "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" steampunk car for prom.

IN MY BELLY Get a load of this mouthwatering bacon contest [Daily What]
For women who love flowers (they all do) and bacon, at long last: bacon roses.

OLD McDONALD Girl does amazing animal impressions [Double Viking]
She kind of looks like Penny from "Pee Wee Herman" when she gets embarrassed.

DRESSED Unreality readers are good at cosplay [Unreality]
If you thought Mario Kart couldn't get sexy, you were wrong.

Photo: Esquire

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7 Important Things Plus Sofia Vergara's In Shape

Posted 2/17/11 3:30 pm EST by in Cars, Music

LADIES Sofia Vergara shows it off on cover of Shape Magazine [Complex]
Yes, that's a nice shape indeed.

HALFTIME Kanye and Rihanna the latest to rock NBA All-Star weekend [RapFix]
It'll probably be more exciting than the game.

ED HARDY Garfunkel and Oates "This party took a turn for the douche" (explicit) [Daily What]
You can be a VIP anywhere if you pay enough!

WHEELS 20 beautiful custom cars done right [BuzzFeed]
I really want to meet the guy who owns No. 19.

REALITY Oh the places you'll actually go [CollegeHumor]
Dreams shattered, Dr. Seuss style.

LUCAS The economics of "Star Wars" [Walyou]
Now you see why he can afford to build a spaceship for the apocalypse.

GLORIA Viral Outbreak: Sofia Vergara for Bally Total Fitness in 1998 [Smoking Jacket]
It's Sofia Vergara Day, have you heard?

INNUENDO Australian Today Show has fun with unsubtle penis references [Urlesque]
Down Under, they're called "long stabby things."

Photo: Shape Magazine

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