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The Breakdown: Mercedes-Benz's New Electric Sports Car

Posted 4/17/13 2:00 pm EST by in Cars, Infographic

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Finally, A Vanity Plate For Guys To Be Proud Of

Posted 12/11/12 3:00 pm EST by in Cars, The Show


Credit: Gary Price

Let's be honest: a vanity license plate is usually the mark of a total douche. Whether advertising the driver's party lifestyle, physical attractiveness or religious beliefs, it's embarrassing. Why can't they just stick with random numbers and letters like the rest of us?

However, we're gonna make a big special exception for Gary Price, who recently registered the above "GUYCODE" plate. (Looks like he has a sweet ride to slap it on, too.) Wherever he drives, people will know that he's dedicated to manly wisdom and upholding the code. Any policeman worthy of the badge should let Gary cruise at any damn speed he wants.

Naturally we're flattered, especially as this comes just a few months after the world's first "Guy Code" tattoo. If you think you can one-up these super fans, drop us a line.

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Ridiculous Movie Car Chase Clichés [Video]

Posted 10/25/12 3:00 pm EST by in Cars, Funny, Movies, Video


Car & Driver magazine had the very bright idea of hiring Epic Meal Time's Harley Morenstein to host some short videos for humorous presentation and much more epic-ness. They succeeded. In the video below, Morenstein takes viewers through five of the biggest movie car chase clichés, drawing on Hollywood's long tradition of chase scenes in action flicks. Done right, they're still entertaining, but it's fun to point out the car chase staples.

 

Great video, but respectfully, we'd like to add a few items:
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Today's Badass: 12-Year-Old Girl Rebuilds Pontiac Fiero

Posted 10/25/12 1:00 pm EST by in Cars, News, Today's Badass


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At age 12, Michigan girl Kathryn DiMaria sat down her parents to tell them ... she wanted to buy a Pontiac Fiero with her babysitting money, to rebuild so she could drive it when she turned 16. "Lots of miles, but solid chassis and a few spare parts," her father initially posted to a Fiero forum, part of a greater Fiero community that's taken her under its wing, contributing some cash, spare parts and knowledge.

So it turns out Megan Fox's character from "Transformers" -- a little girl who grew up as daddy's little grease monkey -- is not at all a mythological figure like a unicorn (sorry Bronies). Not that some ladies don't dig cars, but you don't meet Kathryn DiMarias every day. Now 14, she wants to become an engineer when she's older, although she's not done restoring the 1986 Fiero she bought for $450 two years ago. (By the way, the Fiero went out of production in 1989.) Right now, she's rebuilding a 3.4-liter Camaro engine to replace the 2.8-liter the Fiero came with, according to CNN. After that, the water pump, then maybe some history homework and babysitting.

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'Guy Code' Pro Tip: How To Handle Forgetting Someone's Name

Posted 8/6/12 11:45 am EST by in Cars, MTV2, The Show, Video

Figuring out a solution to forgetting a girl's name is easy. For the most part, they enjoy pet names and Ryan Gosling memes, so saying "hey girl" or calling her "babe" or "honey" puts you in the clear. You won't have the same luck with guys. You can only say bro so many times before you start sounding like a douchebag lacrosse player. If you happen to find yourself in the awkward situation of forgetting a guy's name, and feeling like an idiot when he remembers yours, our "Guy Code" pro provides his expertise to help you out. In this sneak peek from this week's episode, premiering Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2, Lil Duval gives you a quick and painless way to find out the dude's name without asking. And hey, you may even get yourself another wingman for Thirsty Thursdays.

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DJ Pauly D Annouces His Own Car, Bike And Concert Super Show

Posted 5/21/12 11:30 am EST by in Cars, Celebs, TV

It's pretty clear by now that Pauly D is the most marketable and business-savvy member of the "Jersey Shore" cast (sorry, Snooki). He could just sit back and watch the bucks flow in from all his endorsements, but he keeps on hustling: whether it's spinning on his own spinoff, getting into the booze biz or touring with Britney--dude's always busy.

You could even say... he's in the DRIVER'S SEAT. So not surprisingly, he's helming the 2012 DJ Pauly D So Fresh & So Clean Celebrity Car, Bike & Concert Supershow (yes, that's the official name). The August 12 one-day-only mega-event in his home state Rhode Island will feature the year's hottest cars and bikes, including custom celebrity rides. And, of course, Pauly D on the ones and twos and 20-inch rims.

So if you're a gearhead, a juicehead or just in the neighborhood, be sure to check out www.ricarshow.com for tickets and more information.

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Rubbernecker: Cop Doesn't Know How To Park Car

Posted 3/29/12 12:00 pm EST by in Cars, Comedy, Funny, Photos

Comedian Tom Sibley created the popular blog Subway Douchery, which makes fun of subway dimwits. Now he lives in subway-deficient Los Angeles and must mock people on the roads as Rubbernecker.

To protect and to serve...and to park as we please! I'll be the first to admit that the authorities have earned the right to park in places that us civilians aren't allowed. It's essential to the execution of their job. To stop them from parking wherever they please would put innocent lives at risk. Have I laid it on thick enough? I think so. All that being said, parking like this in front of a 7-Eleven is just a slap in all our law-abiding faces. We all try to properly stuff ourselves into these tiny spaces out of respect to humanity, but then this po-po pops in and does whatever he wants because his shotgun is mounted on the dash.

I happened to be inside this 7-Eleven purchasing the essentials, (milk, eggs, Spicy Nacho Doritos) when the officer entered. He was the kind of cop that is always filming his own personal sequel to "Training Day" in his imagination. Let's just say his sunglasses never came off and he walked into the employees-only bathroom like he owned the place. Or at least like someone that was no stranger to their toilet. I felt as if he was going to write me a ticket for my Doritos exceeding the state of California's "Spicy Limit." All this being said, I got  in my car, put on the "Drive" soundtrack and pretended to be Ryan Gosling for the next couple hours whilst eating my Doritos. So who am I to complain?

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Rubbernecker: Fame Is In The Car Of The Beholder

Posted 3/21/12 4:30 pm EST by in Cars, Comedy, Funny, Movies

Comedian Tom Sibley created the popular blog Subway Douchery, which makes fun of subway dimwits. Now he lives in subway-deficient Los Angeles and must mock people on the roads as Rubbernecker.

If you can't see your name in lights, you can always paint it on the side of your car! The entertainment business is notoriously difficult to break into so you have to be creative. Some people do it with a clever YouTube video, some do it with a hilarious blog on MTV Clutch, and others turn their cars into makeshift needy transformers of self promotion. Independent film has been waiting for a novelty car with zero visibility that is almost certainly not street legal.

And now, Rubbernecker's Top 3 scenarios where we'd love to see this car:

1. Funeral precession - "You know I'm really gonna miss Mike but... someone write that website down because independent film always cheers me up!"

2. Fast food drive thru after midnight - "Would you like some ketch up, sir? Also, how's the movie business treatin' ya?", the drive thru attendant then stifled a laugh.

3. Used car lot - "As you can see, the previous owner was a filmmaker..."

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Rubbernecker: A Gentleman Always Asks Before Banging Your Girlfriend

Posted 3/14/12 1:00 pm EST by in Cars, Comedy, Funny

Comedian Tom Sibley created the popular blog Subway Douchery, which makes fun of subway dimwits. Now he lives in subway-deficient Los Angeles and must mock people on the roads as Rubbernecker.

It takes a classy human being to put a sticker like this on their automobile. Did this man see it at an automotive specialty store and couldn't get his wallet out fast enough? Or is it a custom decal because he was being asked for so many rides and in turn had to ask for so much sex from the guys' girlfriends? Rubbernecker has decided to break this sticker down point for point:

"Don't ask for a ride..."
A suped-up two door hatchback is...well, it's still a two door hatchback. When those of us over 5-foot-2 are looking for a ride, we'll exhaust all other options before folding ourselves like laundry to fit into your adorable fire engine red Babe Mobile.

"...and I won't ask to f*** your girlfriend"
It is very kind of you to ask me for permission. I suppose leaving the decision completely up to my girlfriend would be too post-1920s. I can tell from your classy car that you like to keep things classic, like pre-women's suffrage classic. However, not too classic, like medieval classic. After all, you're asking, not acting like a nobleman invoking Prima Nocta on our wedding night.

"...f***..."
It takes a lot of guts to have the F-bomb written on your car. First, it makes you a cop magnet. Second, my girlfriend's parents will not approve of you. Even if you explained to them that you asked my permission first, they are salt-of-the-earth people and disapprove of spicy language. Even if I let you f*** my girlfriend, she will never take you to Thanksgiving.

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Rubbernecker: Here's Looking At You, Demon

Posted 3/7/12 3:15 pm EST by in Cars, Funny

Comedian Tom Sibley created the popular blog Subway Douchery, which makes fun of subway dimwits. Now he lives in subway-deficient Los Angeles and must mock people on the roads as Rubbernecker.

I'm a simple man. I like my car to get me from Point A to point B as comfortably as possible with the radio playing loud. Rarely have I looked out my back window and thought, "Sure, I can see out but it's just so plain. Why can't it be more TERRIFYING?!?" I tend to like my view to be as unobstructed as possible so I don't, say, cause a horrific accident. But that's just me, I can be a real party pooper. Apparently in the great state of Pennsylvania, aesthetic counts for more than basic visibility.

Pictured above, we have the rear window of a pickup truck (big surprise there!) completely covered with some kind of demon that is...well...demonically gazing at all the cars with the misfortune of driving behind this truck. Best part? The demon has its hands eagerly pressed against the glass. As if to say, "Let me at 'em! I vant to gobble up ze souls of all ze autos behind us!" Yes, the demon speaks in a German Dracula accent as I imagine most demons do. We here at Rubbernecker applaud the driver for let their freak flag fly but scold them for reducing their blind spot visibility!

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