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A certain someone might get all the media attention, but there's another female race car driver who's breaking records and winning trophies. At 20, Johanna Long is the youngest to ever compete in NASCAR's Nationwide Series, and in 2010 she won the coveted Snowball Derby. Yeah, it's not the Daytona 500, but Danica Patrick blew it yesterday, so there's still a chance Johanna might be the first lady to... well... first.

We spoke with her about keeping up with the male competition, and how guys' automotive ignorance is a major turnoff. She's more sweetheart than badass, but that's OK with us.

How'd you get into racing?

My dad raced when I was a little girl, so I started racing in go-karts when I was eight years old. I tried ballet and soccer and everything else, but I always wanted to go fast. I moved up the ranks from there and never looked back... I did the stock cars when I was 13 years old, and then moved up to NASCAR when I turned 18.

NASCAR is such a macho culture. Is it tough to match the guys' aggressiveness?

You have to walk around like you have swag for sure, because if you don't, you're gonna get run over. I feel like all the guys understand that I've won races, I've won championships and I belong here just like they do. Yeah, I'm a girl with long hair, but when you're on the track--once you put on the helmet--you're just like them. I can mix it up and be just as aggressive as they are.

So if a guy wants to date a racer girl, what's some advice?

Drive a stick-shift. I used to date a guy who didn't know how to drive stick, so I was pretty much just driving him around. That was a little different for me.

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It wasn't enough for Michael Phelps to win 22 Olympic medals (18 of them gold) and to cement himself as the greatest Olympian of all time, and one of the greatest athletes of all time, at age 27. No, just to make sure that every man on Earth wanted to both respect the s*** out of him and punch the s*** out of him, he has gone and nabbed a blonde model by the name of Megan Rossee.

And she's not one of those purposely ugly or gaunt models, or one of those budget "Internet models." Oh no. She is a legit super-hot model. Anyway, you know the drill -- drool over the pictures, grow a boner and an enormous grudge, yada yada.


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Singer Christina Milian recently Instagrammed a photo featuring some choice side-boob and her extravagant side-butt ink. And isn't that what Instagram is all about? It's perfect, women think they're "expressing themselves" or being "artsy and worldy," but we know the photo service is just about babes with boobage on boats. Now we know why Facebook was so quick to acquire it: all those assets. Zucks likes his washed-out cleavage pics just like the rest of us. So here are a few more official photos of Christina and her assets.


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Looks like our beloved Lingerie Football League has some competition: the Bikini Hockey League. OK, so it doesn't officially exist yet, BUT they are soliciting photos and applications from babes such as Erin Honto, see the brunette immediately below. Honto is a model/actress who was invited to a junior Olympic hockey camp about a decade ago, so that's...totally credible and we can't wait to watch the quality gameplay!

Lest you were worried that these girls would be just so COLD in their tiny little bikinis on the ice, well, it's a street hockey league. So they'll be rocking the 'blades on the pavement, and wearing elbow pads, helmets and all the gear similar to that of the LFL.

We have no idea when we'll actually get to see some Bikini Hockey action, but to hold you over, here's your scouting report on some of the prospects:
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Earlier this year, we updated you on the whereabouts of our favorite sitcom neighbors. Some, like Jaleel White (Steve Urkel) were still angling for fame, while others like Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler) had all but disappeared into an existence more like yours and mine. At the time, details were scant about Gibbler's post-"Full House" life, which really disappointed us, because we secretly had a crush on Kimmy Gibbler. Admit it, despite her obnoxious hijinks, back in the day you fantasized about her and Gia fighting over you. We won't judge.

Anyway, we now have a visual! Turns out Barber is an ambassador for the Summer Mixtape Festival, a two-day music fest in Hershey, PA. And this being Breaking Babe, we have to mention that she looks pretty good. So why is she the spokesperson for an obscure music fest? Because in addition to being named after something nostalgic from the '90s (mixtapes), the event is packed with some of the biggest acts from that strange decade: LL Cool J, NKOTBSB (New Kids On The Block + Backstreet Boys), 98 Degrees.

So here's proof that Gibbler is alive and well, dropping F-bombs and chugging wine just like we pictured her adult years.

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For those of you unfamiliar with the hilariously weird FX show "Wilfred"--the second season premieres tonight-- here's a primer: Elijah Wood's character, Ryan, is suffering an existential crisis. Just as he "snaps," his hot neighbor comes over and asks him to watch her dog Wilfred. But Ryan sees Wilfred as a brusque Australian man in a dog suit. Myriad dick jokes, bong hits and even a few psychological twists ensue.

In the role of "hot neighbor Jenna" is Fiona Gubelmann. Inside the world of the show, she's Wilfred's owner, so the dog-man enjoys all kinds of benefits like sleeping in her lap, licking her, having her rub his stomach and pick up his s***...all the good stuff. But outside of the world of "Wilfred", we don't know much about Ms. Gubelmann. Apparently she was once a pre-med major, which probably caused fellow nerds to sweat all over their Erlenmeyer flasks.

Anyway, below we've compiled all you need to know about her:

 

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On ESPN's "SportsNation", Michelle Beadle served as the enjoyable (and attractive) half of the grab-bag sports hour. Her willingness to play the goof to Colin Cowherd's sneering old guard was endearing and weirdly sexy. She had become sports fans' attainable fantasy girl. Sure, there is Erin Andrews, but Beadle is the type of girl you could take to grab some wings during Monday Night Football and maybe even go home with her.

Unfortunately, she's flown the ESPN coop. On the bright side, the network replaced Beadle with an even hotter doppleganger! Charissa Thompson has a weird name but is just as blonde, just as cute and time will tell if she's just as entertaining. But that last part is secondary, anyway, when it comes to this post. Check out her "portfolio" below. Read More...

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In recent days, you may have come across a weird, soft-focus fan-made tribute video to Marilyn Monroe. That is the work of Courtney Stodden. She may look like a cougar nearing the tail end of her stripping career, but the divisive Internet babe was launched onto the scene when, at age 16, she married 51-year-old former "Lost" actor Doug Hutchinson. They immediately did the press rounds, during which Stodden vehemently denied claims that she'd had plastic surgery. Oh, and also, this amazingly creepy thing happened:

Since then, Courtney has paraded herself in front of cameras in myriad themes of racy dress, and tabloids and gossip sites eat it up. The general public seemingly cannot stand her, and yet can't get enough of her. Her parents may be crazy, her husband may be crazy and she may be crazy -- but she's certainly a master manipulator of new media (just take a look at her bonkers-inappropriate Twitter feed).

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Partier/rocker/motivational brony Andrew W.K. is a friend to MTV Clutch, and we SWEAR it's not just because we're trying to sidle up to his hot wife Cherie Lily:


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That's just a perk of the job. You may know Lily as part of W.K.'s raucous live shows. If not, we're here to get you familiar. She puts out her own music, a mix of dance/workout bangers that she describes as houserobics: "It's a genre I created that fuses original dance with high-energy beats and inspiring lyrics...I want people to listen to my music and go nuts, on the treadmill or in the club."

And the sexy new video for her single "Dripping Wet" just dripped dropped, and it features women in thongs, pasties and covered in body grease...pretty much exactly what you want in a music video. We got Cherie on the phone to talk about the video and her penchant for wearing '80s-style aerobics attire. Check out the interview, and feast your eyes on some Cherie Lily photos at the end. Read More...

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Let us celebrate the recent marriage of Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves by admiring the beautiful Camila. We're pretty sure McConaughey would want it that way. The 30-year-old Brazilian-born model and designer is 5' 10" and moved to New York at age 19 to pursue a modeling career. She and McConaughey began dating in 2006 and have two young kids together. According to People, Camila is going to take her husband's last name, a bold move because it's awfully difficult to spell. They kept the wedding a secret but we're pretty sure that McConaughey danced exactly like this at the reception. And by the way, Alves is not to be confused with Camila Alves Souza, another gorgeous Brazilian model and actress who also goes by Camila Alves.

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