By Ka, New York, NY
By Ka, New York, NY
By Rene Gagnon
By Over Under
By Buff Monster
By now you've no doubt heard that the cast of "Jersey Shore" is going to Italy for Season 4. You've probably also heard that Italy doesn't really want them there. The fear in the old country being that, uh...well, you've seen the show.
But we're here to help! To make Snooki, Pauly D and Co. more palatable to our friends the Italians--who will not hesitate to remind you that they are responsible for Western civilization--we've reimagined the cast as famous works of art...Italian art, to be exact.
So, to our Mediterranean brothers, we hope this sheds a more flattering light on the fist-pumping foray that is about to befall your boot-shaped country. (That, or we've just offended the aesthetic sensibilities of millions. Either/or.)
New York, NY
As the Norse God of Thunder (and also lightning, storms and oak trees), Thor is, as they say, not one to be effed with. A new movie that comes out today will prove that with many scenes of Thor destroying humans, scaly monsters and Natalie Portman's ass. But the true measure of a badass mythical god isn't his ability to smash coffee cups or seduce lithe Jewish girls--it's his ability to beat the hell out of other gods.
That's why we made this comic, in which Thor and his mighty hammer Mjolnir battle other deities--including Egyptian god Thoth, Babylonian god Mumma and Aztec god Patecatl--and their wimpy weapons. And in every fight the outcome is the same as the outcome of this weekend's box office: Thor wins. (Click image for full size.)
LADIES Watch Elisha in her new show "Happy Endings" [Maxim]
The innuendo in the show's title cannot be an accident.
THE TWITTER 50 Cent joins UberMedia to create custom Twitter theme [RapFix]
The application reminds you regularly that he got shot.
WHEELS Is this car chase scene from a Bond movie or Lamborghini commercial? [BroBible]
Just a leisurely high-speed tour through the Italian countryside.
POWER DOMES The 15 most badass baldies in movies [NextMovie]
Bald is the new not bald.
STUNTS Jumping a car through a trailer [CollegeHumor]
Although I used the word "through" loosely.
LETTERS 'The Simpsons' alphabet--by Fabian Gonzalez [Walyou]
Even the Ralph Wiggum letter is laughable.
GRUB Sweet superhero cake [BamKapow]
I'll have a slice of Yoda's fist.
WTF The 14 most unintentionally horrifying statues in the world [Cracked]
"Sure, let's meet at six by the faceless crawling babies."
"Presentation-Representation," By Escif