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Breaking Babe: Michael Phelps' Girlfriend Megan Rossee

Posted 8/7/12 12:15 pm EST by in Breaking Babe, Ladies, Photos, Sports

 
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It wasn't enough for Michael Phelps to win 22 Olympic medals (18 of them gold) and to cement himself as the greatest Olympian of all time, and one of the greatest athletes of all time, at age 27. No, just to make sure that every man on Earth wanted to both respect the s*** out of him and punch the s*** out of him, he has gone and nabbed a blonde model by the name of Megan Rossee.

And she's not one of those purposely ugly or gaunt models, or one of those budget "Internet models." Oh no. She is a legit super-hot model. Anyway, you know the drill -- drool over the pictures, grow a boner and an enormous grudge, yada yada.


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Today's Badass: Alex Morgan Goal Sends U.S. To Gold Medal Game

Posted 8/7/12 10:15 am EST by in Sports, Today's Badass


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The US women's soccer team was locked up with Canada at 3-3 with just 30 seconds left in extra time. It was a weird game, one in which Canuck striker Christine Sinclair had a hat trick, and the US was clawing back from a one-goal deficit for most of the game. But then Alex Morgan (our favorite player, partly because of her off-field "talents," we'll admit it) received a perfect cross and buried a header for the game-winning goal. Now the US is headed to the Gold Medal game against Japan -- a chance for vengeance after losing to them in the 2011 World Cup final in a penalty shootout.

Check out Morgan's goal, and then to  get more of your Alex Morgan fix, head over to Buzzfeed where they've got her totally endearing post-game interview.

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Carl Williott (@cwilliott) lives in New York, where he stresses about keeping up with his RSS feeds.

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Lil Wayne Is Now A Skater, But These Stars Started As Skaters

Posted 8/6/12 3:15 pm EST by in Celebs, Hip-hop, Sports


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Lil Wayne is taking a break from the rap game to work on his kickflips. Seriously, the Young Money founder told Atlanta's Hot 107.9 yesterday that he's giving himself-- and his fans --a music break in order to recharge, by focusing on skateboarding. This isn't the first time rap and skateboarding have cross-pollinated (see: Odd Future), but it's gotta be the first time a major star stepped away from rhyming for the love of the rails.

On the other hand, a few stars have crossed over from boarding into showbiz. Here are the four best examples.

1. Jason Lee


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Before "Mallrats" and "My Name Is Earl," he was a pro skateboarder, and he even had an Airwalk signature line.

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Impress Your Friends With Trivia About 2 Chainz

Posted 8/6/12 2:15 pm EST by in Hip-hop, The Show


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2 Chainz has been everywhere in the past year, working with Kanye, Nicki Minaj, Drake and even Kreayshawn. And now, the 35-year-old newbie will be lending his talents to this week's episode of "Guy Code" (Tues at 11p/10c). We are pumped to have the rapper on the week before his debut album drops, to say the least. Dude's hilarious, he knows his sports and the ladies love him. So we need to absorb whatever wisdom he chooses to dispense. To get an idea of what's in store, here are 10 facts about 2 Chainz that you may not know. Feel free to pretend like you've been watching this guy's rise for years now.

1. Mr. Chainz (real name Tauheed Epps) played basketball at Alabama State.

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Gold Medal Babes: Vote On The Hottest Olympic Pole Vaulters

Posted 8/6/12 1:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Sports


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Strippers and pole vaulters have a lot in common: they both spend all day working the pole while wearing skimpy booty shorts and lifting their legs over their heads. They're both also really fit (unless you go during the Tuesday afternoon lunch buffet shift). Unfortunately, stripping isn't an Olympic sport (yet). And that means pole vaulting is the closest we'll get to watching competitive pole dancing under the Olympic banner. So take a break from making the obligatory "I'd like her to grab my pole"/"She really makes my pole vault" jokes and vote on who you think is the hottest women's pole vaulter of the 2012 Games.

Lisa Ryzih - Germany


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Today's Badass: Judo Medalist Punches Bottle-Thrower

Posted 8/6/12 10:30 am EST by in Funny, Sports, Today's Badass


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Usain Bolt gave us the most thrilling 9.63 seconds in the Olympics yesterday during the men's 100-meter dash. But it was almost ruined thanks to a drunken moron who pelted a beer bottle onto the track moments before the race started. The bottle hit the track after the runners took the marks and were waiting for the gun to go off.

What a dick! Could you imagine if Bolt had heard the bottle, flinched and been disqualified? There would have been riots in London. Luckily, it didn't come to that. And thanks to Dutch judo bronze medalist Edith Bosch, cops have the perp. You can see Bosch below, in the black jacket, confronting the rogue thrower:
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Watch Melanie Iglesias Hula Hoop In A Bikini [Video]

Posted 8/3/12 6:02 pm EST by in Ladies, Video

News from the Melanie Iglesias front! Chances are you're already blindingly jealous of our man Vinny due to his rumored relationship with the lovely "Guy Code" lady. Well, Melanie's latest video definitely won't do anything to calm the storm. We thought it would be tough for her to top the cheeseburger challenge video, but it turns out it was pretty easy: all she needed to do was record herself hula hooping. Oh, the bikini and the slow motion also help the cause. By uploading this video, she has done humanity a grand service. I think we all can agree the world needs more people like Melanie.

To reiterate: Melanie Iglesias hula hooping in a bikini. In slow motion. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING? Hit play, watch, repeat.

 

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Breaking Babe: Christina Milian Shows Off Side-Boob

Posted 8/3/12 3:30 pm EST by in Breaking Babe, Celebs, Ladies


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Singer Christina Milian recently Instagrammed a photo featuring some choice side-boob and her extravagant side-butt ink. And isn't that what Instagram is all about? It's perfect, women think they're "expressing themselves" or being "artsy and worldy," but we know the photo service is just about babes with boobage on boats. Now we know why Facebook was so quick to acquire it: all those assets. Zucks likes his washed-out cleavage pics just like the rest of us. So here are a few more official photos of Christina and her assets.


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Code Breakers: It's Cool To Pee In Pools?

Posted 8/3/12 11:30 am EST by in Code Breakers, Funny, Sports


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It's one thing to pee in the shower: you can aim it into the drain, meaning nobody else has to ever know or deal with your bodily expulsion. But what about peeing in the pool? We know traces of piss will end up in other people's eyes and mouths. But we've all done it. Is it a violation of the Code?

Well, former team USA swimmer Carly Geehr was asked whether Olympic swimmers pee in the pool. Her answer: "Nearly 100 percent of elite competitive swimmers pee in the pool. Regularly." And she's a girl! We know that means the men are doing it even more often than she thinks.

And we say, hey, if elite swimmers are peeing in the pool, a place that is sacred to them, a place where they spend four or more hours per day, then surely we civilians can do it. "As a swimmer, you just have to accept that you're swimming in pee," Geehr continued. I think that should be the philosophy for anyone in a pool. We all know it's happening. Better to accept it than to live in a fantasy world where we think that sorta thing only happens in the kiddie pool. Grow up!

So there you have it, official ruling: people who pee in the pool are NOT code breakers.

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Gold Medal Babes: Vote On The Hottest Olympic Hurdlers

Posted 8/2/12 4:00 pm EST by in Ladies, Photos, Sports


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You probably know that fox right there is US hurdler Lolo Jones. And you probably know that she's a 29-year-old virgin. While the virgin thing is an anomaly, she's no outlier in the world of Olympic hurdling in terms of looks. This edition of Gold Medal Babes is stacked, and quite frankly, we're not sure America's sweetheart can come out on top. And that's even without competition from the bubbly, enticing Michelle Jenneke. She's didn't make this year's Olympic cut, so you'll  have to wait til 2016 to cast your vote for her. For now, make due with the seven other hurdling hotties below.

Denisa Rosolova - Czech Republic


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