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The Way Most Fantasy Football Fans Feel This Week

Posted 12/28/11 5:14 pm EST by in Sports

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Holiday Celebrity Bikini Roundup [Photos]

Posted 12/28/11 2:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Ladies


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While it's probably cold, wet and miserable wherever you are this holiday season, isn't it nice to know gorgeous celebrities are warming their toned bodies on a beach somewhere? OK, so that doesn't make us feel better either. However, if we can look past our envy of their "winter" vacations and focus on warming ourselves with their hot bikini photos, then we feel a lot better. Check out the following invasive but really sexy paparazzi shots of these B- and C-list celebrity ladies.  While they may be second in the minds of Hollywood, their revealing bikinis make them first in our books (if we had books).
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Sexy, Drunken Mrs. Clauses At SantaCon [Photos]

Posted 12/14/11 3:00 pm EST by in Ladies

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By this age, you're pretty convinced there is no Santa Claus. However, if you attend SantaCon you just might change your mind. Hundreds of drunken season revelers of every shape, color and creed dress up as the big man and join together to imbibe holiday cheer (aka lots of alcohol). Immediately, this sounds like it'd be a huge sausage fest, but that's not the case. Dozens of sexy ladies wear their best Santa suits, Mrs. Claus skirts and elf garb to drink along with the guys. Plenty of fun and drunken hookups follow. Just see below for the photographic proof.
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Mulleted-Mustachioed Man Stuns Kids With Whistling [Video]

Posted 12/13/11 12:42 pm EST by in Video

We became aware of this video after making our Best Viral Videos Of 2011 list, otherwise it would have been a strong contender. We don't know Whistling Super Mullet's real name, what show this clip comes from or why the audience seems so stunned by his ability to whistle "Always on My Mind." Children in the crowd are literally awestruck. The only things we do know: This human bird is a '89 Detroit Pistons fan (good choice), full episodes of this talk show need to be online immediately and we want this guy to be our dad. Yes, we hope he fathered all of us and our moms have been lying all these years.

Side note: What kind of balls are those at the end?

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Fake Beer Ads Featuring NFL Players

Posted 12/12/11 11:30 am EST by in Most Popular, Sports

Professional football players cannot be spokesmen for beer companies. At least, not until after they've retired, like John Elway and Joe Montana did with Coors. That wouldn't be good for the NFL's image, even though most of their fans drink beer every Sunday and beer companies are major football sponsors. In fact, we were drinking a few yesterday while watching Tim Tebow lead another improbable winning rally against the Chicago Bears and we though about which players would make perfect spokespeople for various beers. With Tebow living in the Rockies, Coors Light seems the perfect fit. We also brainstormed brew matchups for Ray Lewis, Tom Brady, Adrian Peterson, Arian Foster and Ndamukong Suh. Check out our fake ads below.
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Skysurfing On Humans And Kid Skier With Erik Roner [Video]

Posted 12/9/11 2:00 pm EST by in Sports, Video

"Nitro Circus" cast member and action sports junkie Erik Roner is ready to get the winter sports season going. In his latest edition of "Roner Vision," his funny, weird and exciting video blog series, he gets warmed up with some illegal BASE jumping, allows himself to be used a human board for skysurfing and skis down rocky mountains with a hint of snow cover. Things get hilarious when he attempts to teach his 14-month son how to ski. Quickly getting bored of the bunny slopes, Roner starts sending the kid down some serious black diamonds. We won't ruin it for you, but jump to about the 4:30 minute mark in the below video if you want to laugh out loud.

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Evolution Of Sneakers In Hip-Hop [Infographic]

Posted 11/21/11 3:15 pm EST by in Infographic, Music, Sneakers

Over the last 30 years, nearly everything has changed in hip-hop: lyrical styles, beats, fashion, subject matter, politics, geography, ethnic diversity, gender biases...you name it. The thing that has remained constant is rappers' love of sneakers. From the early days of The Rock Steady Crew with their Converse All-Stars and Run-D.M.C. with their Adidas, to Air Jordans, Reebok Pumps and now rappers' own shoe lines, sneakers have been a constant thread. MTV Clutch has tirelessly researched the bond between rappers and their kicks and built the definitive timeline of hip-hop sneakers through the years. See below.
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'Yoostar On MTV' Allows You To Be The Situation

Posted 11/17/11 12:00 pm EST by in Games, TV, Video

We've all wondered how it must feel to be Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on "Jersey Shore." Not just because we'd love to sport those abs but also his ability to say the most outlandish things with absolute confidence. The new video game "Yoostar On MTV" cannot give you a ripped six-pack, but it does allow you to play The Situation.

"Yoostar on MTV" for Xbox 360 Kinect is a party game with a unique twist--you'll actually want to play when other aren't forcing you. With brand-new technology that projects a virtual green screen behind players, this video game put you in MTV shows like "Jersey Shore," "The State," "Human Giant" and more. It also ups your karaoke game by throwing you into music videos by the likes of Snoop Dogg, Diddy and All American Rejects.

The feature that will make this game a viral success, though, is the ability to upload these videos online. Thousands of people can be internet stars because their videos will be so bad that they're funny, or so great that they're surprising. Don't take my word for it, check out the following user videos to see for yourself.
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Our 12 Sexy New Girlfriends From Occupy Wall Street

Posted 10/25/11 2:30 pm EST by in Ladies, News

Our community-minded sister blog MTV Act did an excellent job explaining why we should Occupy Wall Street. And the upcoming "True Life" special on the protests does look really interesting. However, call us shallow, but we weren't truly inspired to head down to Wall Street until the blog Hot Chicks Of Occupy Wall Street showed us that sexy girls are really motivated to tear down The Man. Last week we introduced you to our new girlfriends from New York Comic Con. This week we want to date ladies who will save the world--not just pretend to while dressed as superheroes (though that's still a turn-on).

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Why People Hate Tim Tebow Infographic

Posted 10/25/11 12:12 pm EST by in Celebs, Infographic, Most Popular, Sports

Tim Tebow is the most polarizing NFL quarterback since Michael Vick, but for completely different reasons. Some love Tebow with a devotion usually reserved for Popes and conservative talk show hosts, while others adamantly refuse to even acknowledge he has any athletic talent at all. After Tebow led the Denver Broncos to an ugly, but spectacular win over the Miami Dolphins this Sunday, the internet nearly exploded with haters. In an effort to understand the hate, Clutch conducted extensive research and put our findings in this easy to understand infographic.

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