Ryan McKee - Part 13

7 Concerts Where You May Get A Lap Dance

Posted 6/21/11 3:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, Ladies, Music

When a girlfriend demands that her man take her to a pop concert, the conversation used to go: "Fine, but you have to go with me to the Queens of the Stone Age concert next month." Now the conversation goes: "Yes! But you can't get mad at me if Britney jumps in my lap and grinds."

Monday night Britney Spears, wearing leather and fishnets, pulled a fan onstage at the Staples Center and administered a very well-choreographed lap dance. The act is a long way from her Catholic schoolgirl outfits of yesteryear, but it's not surprising; Spears is just another in a long line of famous performers to pluck one unsuspecting fan out of the crowd for a one-on-one performance. All pop singers used to want to be actresses, now they want to be strippers apparently. We approve.

In case you're getting dragged to a pop concert--or decide to go on your own, because what the hell, they're handing out lap dances now!--here are the odds you'll find yourself on the receiving end of a free celebrity lap dance.

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6 Least Appropriate Entrance Songs In Sports

Posted 6/21/11 1:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in MMA, Music, Sports, TV

Professional baseball players and MMA fighters both get to choose their entrance songs. And for the music lovers among them, that is probably one of the best parts of the job--after the swimming pools full of cash, cars, endorsement deals and naked ladies. These guys get to build their legacy to the soundtrack of one incredible crowd-pumping tune. And while that sounds like it's a lot of pressure, the choice should be relatively simple: Just choose an upbeat song that invigorates you, a song that you'd lift weights to or that would play before an action movie's pivotal scene.

But these six athletes can't even get that right.

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6 Rappers We Wish Were Our Father

Posted 6/17/11 10:00 am EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, Music

When looking at the greatest fathers in entertainment, you may not immediately jump to rappers. They're so often associated with legal problems, arrests and the thug life, and child-rearing in that environment seems toxic. However, that's not the case for these six hip-hop dads. Not only have they built a stable life for their kids, but they also have great relationships with them. They're kind of big children themselves, living a Peter Pan lifestyle via their millions of dollars. Who wouldn't want a guy like that as a role model?

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SportPop: End The NFL Lockout, If Only To Save Showbiz From These Players

Posted 6/15/11 4:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, Sports, TV

People are hopeful that the NFL lockout will soon end as players and owners continue to hash out a new labor agreement. Or perhaps they're just hopeful because NFL players desperately need something to do, otherwise they will ruin the world of entertainment.

Football stars are used to working hard and being the center of attention. The lockout has left many with idle hands. Surrounded by adoring entourages and with plenty of free time, players are starting to believe they need to express their artistic sides. This is not a good thing, as you'll see via the examples below. Please, NFL team owners, just give the players what they want so they'll stop torturing Hollywood.

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Steelers Superfan Gets Tattoo Of Bearded Brett Keisel

Posted 6/15/11 11:00 am EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, News, Sports, Tattoos

Pittsburgh Steelers fans are about as intense as any European soccer hooligan or 15-year-old Twihard. So to be recognized as the Most Terrible of the Terrible Towel twirlers is an honor reserved for one serious badass. Meet Pittsburgh-area catering manager Johnny Menesini, who may have a legitimate claim to the title thanks to a forearm-length tattoo of Steelers defensive end Brett "The Diesel" Keisel. Menesini, known online as TVsCHACHI, is active on Steelers message boards and describes himself on his LinkedIn profile as "Strictly Bad Ass," with specialties ranging from "Raconteur" to "Beer Drinking" and "Food Constructs."

The tattoo's inspiration, Keisel's now infamous "playoff beard," became the most memorable image of the team's year. In February, The beard was shaved during "Shear the Beard," an event that raised $30,000 for the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh of UPMC. Keisel assured fans he'd grow it back next season, saying, "The beard will decide when the time is right to come back, and it will all of a sudden appear." But thanks to a little permanent ink, The Beard will live on via Johnny Menesini's arm.

Photo: Johnny Menesini's Photobucket

Tags Beards, Brett Keisel, NFL tattoos, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Steelers, Tattoos

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Billie Joe Armstrong Goes Hollywood, Plus 6 Other Punk Rockers In Movies

Posted 6/14/11 3:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Movies, Music, News

Tom Hanks' production company is developing a film version of "American Idiot," the hit musical based on Green Day's album. Appropriately enough, the first actor cast in the movie is the band's frontman Billie Joe Armstrong. In his first big-budget big-screen appearance, he'll play thrill-seeking drug dealer St. Jimmy, the same role Armstrong covered at times during the show's Broadway run. His only previous film credits include voice-acting in "The Simpsons Movie" and the low-budget "Live Freaky Die Freaky." Regardless, Armstrong's movie turn enters his name into the storied halls of Punk Rockers In Movies. See six of the best after the jump.

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Six Pearls Of Fatherly Wisdom From Daria's Dad, Jake Morgendorffer

Posted 6/14/11 12:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in TV

When shortlisting the greatest television dads--Dr. Cliff Huxtable, Archie Bunker, Ward Cleaver, Homer Simpson--one important name is always left off the list: Jake Morgendorffer of "Daria." On the surface, Jake may seem like a high-strung, unintelligent pushover. He doesn't use extravagant language or ponder the complex mysteries of the universe. But upon deeper inspection of his wisdom, Mr. Morgendorffer is actually a suburban genius, focusing on everyday advice so seemingly obvious, it's often overlooked. After the jump, we decode six of this not-a-real-person's wisest teachings.

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9 Hilarious 'You Are Not The Father' Reaction GIFs

Posted 6/13/11 12:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, TV

Father's Day is this Sunday, the time of year to be thankful for being a dad, having a dad or knowing someone else's dad who bought you beer that one time. However, it's also important to remember how equally great it is not to be a dad, especially when the mom is some sneaky hood rat looking for a free ride. And as talk show host Maury Povich has sagely taught us: While DNA can indict you, DNA can also set you free. That feeling of freedom is exactly what these nine "you are not the father" GIFS convey.

Tags GIFs, Jason Sudeikis, Maury Povich

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The Dudesons Snort Reindeer Milk With Bam Margera

Posted 6/10/11 1:00 pm EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, TV, Video

In a country with ice swimming and the Air Guitar World Championships, snorting reindeer milk is considered an Olympic sport. At least it is if you're The Dudesons. The guys from Finland are back on MTV2 and to kick things off they're competing in their own weird version of the Winter Olympics with "Jackass" alum Bam Margera.

Snorting thick white liquid isn't the only skill one must master to compete in these events. There is also withstanding mousetrap torture, playing a game of tug-of-war over a frozen lake, and launching from a moving car into a snowbank.

+ Watch "The Dudesons" tonight at midnight on MTV2.

Tags Bam Margera, Jackass, MTV2, The Dudesons, Video

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6 Best Hip-Hop Moments On 'MTV Unplugged'

Posted 6/10/11 11:00 am EST by Ryan McKee in Celebs, Music, TV

Lil Wayne has hip-hop fans excited for his June 12 "MTV2 Presents: Lil Wayne Unplugged." After the taping, he told MTV that he wanted the intimate gig to be "flawless" because "if there are any flaws, they will be spotted." As one of the greatest rappers in the game, we're guessing he at least comes very close to this goal. And we imagine some of the upcoming show's moments--perhaps Weezy's cover of Tupac's "Perfect Verse"--will end up on future versions of this list.
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Tags B.o.B., Diddy, Heavy D, Hip-hop, Jay Z, Lauryn Hill, Lil Wayne, LL Cool J, Mary J. Blige, MC Lyte, MGMT, MTV Unplugged, The Roots

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