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Sorority sisters are like the caviar of college girls: Pretty and decadent on the outside, but an acquired taste and sometimes overrated. Lucky for you, sorority girls make up only a small part of the female student body, which is good if you're anti-Greek life. But as it turns out, there are actually a lot of reasons why they make A+ girlfriends...and just as many reasons why they don't. Before you decide to "go Greek" (with girls, that is), check out these arguments and know what you're in for.
Reasons Why You SHOULD Date A Sorority Girl
1. They're Committed
Some girls insist they don't want a boyfriend because they're "afraid of commitment," which is usually just slang for "not interested." Luckily, choosing to be part of Greek life means pledging your lifelong allegiance to Kappa Kappa Kappa or whatever, so dating a sorority sister means you know she's capable of committing to something. Just make sure you keep being the kind of guy she wants to commit to, because she has a lot of options if you start taking her for granted.
2. They're Concerned With Upkeep
The stress of college life can make some girls look haggard and forget to wash their hair by the first round of midterms. Sorority girls, however, generally look decent year-round because they're always having to dress up for special events and formals. This also means they're more inclined to keep in shape to fit into those dresses, which is a bonus for you.
3. They Have "Sisters"
Sorority girls tend to travel in packs, which means they're constantly surrounded by fellow hot girls. This is only going to be an issue for you if you can't keep your sights set on just one girl. Otherwise, it's awesome because you can set up all your friends with her sisters and be a freakin' hero.
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People always say that college is the best time for you to "experiment." Usually they're talking about sexual stuff, but there are a lot of other formative experiences that require some trial and error. Here are seven things you need to experiment with ASAP to make sure you have the best college years possible.
1. The Best Way To Cure Your Hangover
Why it's important: So you can actually be a productive student in class (or so you can at least, you know, make it to class).
Safest bet: Sleep late, eat carbs, guzzle sports drinks and/or coconut water, and don't look at your texts from the night before to avoid regret-induced vomiting.
2. The Most Reliable Excuses For Late Assignments
Why it's important: So you can graduate. Duh.
Safest bet: The craziest, most outlandish excuses are usually the least believable ones, so it's best to keep it simple and just ask for an extension. (Feel free to use our "Guaranteed Excused Absence Excuse.") If that doesn't work, no one will think you're less of a man if you break out a sob story about how you had to take your sick kitten to the vet -- use this on female teachers and you're practically guaranteed an extension.
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If you're a red-blooded, male human being, then chances are you've seen "Dumb and Dumber." Not only can you quote it line-for-line, but you may have even recruited a buddy to dress up as the Harry to your Lloyd for Halloween. (If not, you have exactly one month to make that happen.)
"Dumb and Dumber" is a true American classic, and Lloyd and Harry were the ultimate dream team -- a duo as influential to our lives as Lil Duval and Charlamagne Tha God are now. That's why we're psyched that a REAL, LEGIT sequel, "Dumb and Dumber To" (awesome title), is in the works, with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels returning to their roles.
However, upon closer inspection of the original flick, we couldn't help but notice that Lloyd and Harry broke Guy Code almost every chance they could get. Let's break down their Code violations.
1. Riding On A Tiny Motorcycle...With Another Dude...Who Pees On The Seat
Moms are great, especially our favorite kind: HOT ones. MILFs, cougars--whatever you want to call them, let's all give thanks by making a playlist of songs devoted to fantasizing about other people's mothers. (Key words being "other people's.")
1. "Stacy's Mom"- Fountains of Wayne
This is the gold standard of all MILF songs, made even better by its awesome music video, which perfectly sums up what it's like to pine for your lame girlfriend's supermodel mom. We've all been there, kid.
+ For more on moms, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
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A lot of embarrassing things happened in the '90s, like wearing backward jeans and using pagers. Luckily, Twitter wasn't around to document every single time we humiliated ourselves. But what if it HAD been? Would we have been as addicted to it as we were to Warheads and PacMan?
To imagine what Twitter would've been like in those days, we've taken some popular Twitter trends from today and invented their '90s equivalents. Check it out...
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There have been plenty of celebrities who have become teen moms, like Jamie Lynn Spears, Anna Nicole Smith and Sofia Vergara. Celebrity teen dads are harder to come by, though, which is why someone needs to speak up for the poor, unfortunate dudes who have been victimized by faulty condoms. On tomorrow night's episode of "Guy Code," the show will explore teen dads, so we've rounded up a list of five of the coolest celebrities who were once teen fathers.
5. Levi Johnston
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Johnston's one of those celebrity teen dads who only became famous because of who he knocked up, Bristol Palin. He was 18 and she was 17 when their son Tripp was born in December 2008. The Alaskan hockey-playing bro rode the wave of stardom for his solid 15 minutes of fame, but has since broken up with Palin and married another woman, whom he had a daughter with last year.
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Any smell is better than B.O. Seriously, any smell in the entire world, including lobster and hamburgers. Good thing those scents have been bottled. We can't guarantee you'll have any luck picking up girls while reeking of seafood and/or ground beef, but the bottles look snazzy, so it might be worth a shot. Here are the strangest, most off-the-wall colognes on the market.
For more on B.O., watch "Guy Code" Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2
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A rivalry can drive you to tears and despair, like trying to win the breakup with your ex or just trying to beat your brother at fantasy football. But not all rivalries carry such emotional weight. There are little, meaningless rivalries--usually the kind you start with a perfect stranger--that might seem completely pointless or even pathetic, but ultimately matter because you'll feel like a champ if you come out on top. Here are the pettiest, yet most satisfying, rivalries that life has to offer.
For more on rivalries, watch "Guy Code" Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2
Last week, most Jewish people celebrated Hanukkah by going to temple, lighting menorahs, opening presents and possibly listening to Adam Sandler’s "Hanukkah Song" on repeat. But for other people, those things are just way too traditional and boring, which is why only the manliest of men have decided to wear their Jewish pride on their sleeves and get inked up with Hanukkah-inspired tattoos.
We scoured the Internet for the best of them and, while there are plenty of simple stars of David tattoos floating around (boring), we prefer the guys who go all out and come up with the weirdest possible designs. To celebrate the eight days of Hannukah, here are eight of our favorite Hanukkah and Jewish-inspired tattoos. And by favorite, we mean the worst of the worst. Mazel tov!
Rappers brag all the time about how awesome their lives are--riding around in tinted-windowed Lambos with hot girls as they make it rain, guzzle Cristal and cough syrup, and do whatever else it is we imagine they do. But we've recently discovered rappers aren't that much different than us. Turns out, to become one of them, all you really have to do is go to Barcade or dig through the shelves at Gamestop and start playing some retro video games.
How do we know this secret? Last month, Spin compiled an eclectic list of 50 rap songs that sample video games from Donkey Kong to Mortal Kombat and everything in between. But since most of us were too lazy to click through the entire list, Spin whipped up an awesome six-minute video including clips from all 50 songs played over scenes from the games. Apparently, Lil Wayne, Eminem and Wiz Khalifa invent beats by sitting on their alligator-skin couches (again, we're guessing here) and going ham on some Tetris. What a life.
Check out the video below and tell us which clip you dig the most.
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