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The Best/Creepiest Songs About MILFs

Posted 3/12/13 5:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Ladies, Music

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Moms are great, especially our favorite kind: HOT ones. MILFs, cougars--whatever you want to call them, let's all give thanks by making a playlist of songs devoted to fantasizing about other people's mothers. (Key words being "other people's.")

1. "Stacy's Mom"- Fountains of Wayne

This is the gold standard of all MILF songs, made even better by its awesome music video, which perfectly sums up what it's like to pine for your lame girlfriend's supermodel mom. We've all been there, kid.

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What Twitter Would Have Been Like In The '90s

Posted 3/1/13 1:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Funny

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A lot of embarrassing things happened in the '90s, like wearing backward jeans and using pagers. Luckily, Twitter wasn't around to document every single time we humiliated ourselves. But what if it HAD been? Would we have been as addicted to it as we were to Warheads and PacMan?

To imagine what Twitter would've been like in those days, we've taken some popular Twitter trends from today and invented their '90s equivalents. Check it out...

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The 5 Coolest Celebrity Teen Dads

Posted 2/25/13 2:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Celebs, The Show

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There have been plenty of celebrities who have become teen moms, like Jamie Lynn Spears, Anna Nicole Smith and Sofia Vergara. Celebrity teen dads are harder to come by, though, which is why someone needs to speak up for the poor, unfortunate dudes who have been victimized by faulty condoms. On tomorrow night's episode of "Guy Code," the show will explore teen dads, so we've rounded up a list of five of the coolest celebrities who were once teen fathers.

5. Levi Johnston

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Johnston's one of those celebrity teen dads who only became famous because of who he knocked up, Bristol Palin. He was 18 and she was 17 when their son Tripp was born in December 2008. The Alaskan hockey-playing bro rode the wave of stardom for his solid 15 minutes of fame, but has since broken up with Palin and married another woman, whom he had a daughter with last year.
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Tags Celebrities, Hanson, Lebron James, Levi Johnston, Lil Wayne, teen dads, William Shakespeare

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The 8 Weirdest Smelling Colognes You Can Buy

Posted 2/4/13 4:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Funny, The Show

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Any smell is better than B.O. Seriously, any smell in the entire world, including lobster and hamburgers. Good thing those scents have been bottled. We can't guarantee you'll have any luck picking up girls while reeking of seafood and/or ground beef, but the bottles look snazzy, so it might be worth a shot. Here are the strangest, most off-the-wall colognes on the market.

For more on B.O., watch "Guy Code" Tuesday at 11/10c on MTV2

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6 Of Life's Most Meaningless Yet Satisfying Rivalries

Posted 2/4/13 12:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Funny, The Show

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A rivalry can drive you to tears and despair, like trying to win the breakup with your ex or just trying to beat your brother at fantasy football. But not all rivalries carry such emotional weight. There are little, meaningless rivalries--usually the kind you start with a perfect stranger--that might seem completely pointless or even pathetic, but ultimately matter because you'll feel like a champ if you come out on top. Here are the pettiest, yet most satisfying, rivalries that life has to offer.

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8 Crazy Hanukkah-Inspired Tattoos

Posted 12/17/12 11:00 am EST by Madeline Roth in Photos, Tattoos

Last week, most Jewish people celebrated Hanukkah by going to temple, lighting menorahs, opening presents and possibly listening to Adam Sandler’s "Hanukkah Song" on repeat. But for other people, those things are just way too traditional and boring, which is why only the manliest of men have decided to wear their Jewish pride on their sleeves and get inked up with Hanukkah-inspired tattoos.

We scoured the Internet for the best of them and, while there are plenty of simple stars of David tattoos floating around (boring), we prefer the guys who go all out and come up with the weirdest possible designs. To celebrate the eight days of Hannukah, here are eight of our favorite Hanukkah and Jewish-inspired tattoos. And by favorite, we mean the worst of the worst. Mazel tov!
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Tags Adam Sandler, Hanukkah, photo, Tattoos

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VIDEO: The History Of Video Games Sampled In Rap Songs

Posted 11/30/12 1:00 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Hip-hop, Video

Rappers brag all the time about how awesome their lives are--riding around in tinted-windowed Lambos with hot girls as they make it rain, guzzle Cristal and cough syrup, and do whatever else it is we imagine they do. But we've recently discovered rappers aren't that much different than us. Turns out, to become one of them, all you really have to do is go to Barcade or dig through the shelves at Gamestop and start playing some retro video games.

How do we know this secret? Last month, Spin compiled an eclectic list of 50 rap songs that sample video games from Donkey Kong to Mortal Kombat and everything in between. But since most of us were too lazy to click through the entire list, Spin whipped up an awesome six-minute video including clips from all 50 songs played over scenes from the games. Apparently, Lil Wayne, Eminem and Wiz Khalifa invent beats by sitting on their alligator-skin couches (again, we're guessing here) and going ham on some Tetris. What a life.

Check out the video below and tell us which clip you dig the most.

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Tags Donkey Kong, Eminem, Lil Wayne, Mortal Kombat, Rap, Tetris, Video, video games, Wiz Khalifa

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How To Use Your Dog As A Wingman

Posted 9/24/12 1:15 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Relationships, The Show

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When it comes to picking up girls, look at it like a game of "Call of Duty." You need a battle plan, proper ammunition and, of course, your backup. These fellow comrades, your wingmen, are the ones who can make or break your mission. Usually they're your best buddies, but in case they're not available when you really need them, there is one alternative option that will never fail you: your dog. Man's best friend will never pass up a chance to go out with you (because it can't speak) and it'll never steal a girl away from you (because it's not human). Therefore, they are literally the most perfect wingmen ever, but there are right and wrong ways to make the most of their magic abilities. Here are some tips on how to properly use your dog as your wingman:

1. Use a puppy to look vulnerable.

If you have a small dog, pick it up and hold it in your arms. However, resist any baby talk; you want to look vulnerable, not creepy.

2. Use a big dog to look tough.

On the flipside, walking a big dog will make you look tougher and more protective. Just make sure the dog isn't too mean or unapproachable. No great love story has begun with: "I fell for him after his Rottweiler chewed my finger to shreds."
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Your New Favorite Tumblr: "Smokin' Jay Cutler"

Posted 9/20/12 6:30 pm EST by Madeline Roth in Funny, Interview, Sports

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Here at "Guy Code," we like to think of ourselves as expert trollers, always scoping out the best the Internet has to offer. But our latest find came from right under our roof. MTV Digital's Brandon Freeberg has created your new favorite Tumblr, "Smokin' Jay Cutler," where he Photoshops cigarettes to Jay Cutler's mouth. The masthead reads, "This site is dedicated to the most apathetic looking athlete in the history of sports." Pure brilliance.

Freeberg created the Tumblr last Friday, the day after Cutler's Bears lost to the Packers. During the game, he and his friends were making fun of Cutler's indifferent expressions, and that's when he remembered something his former roommate, a Bears fan, once said to him. "He said he wouldn't be surprised if Cutler was in the huddle smoking a cigarette," Freeberg said. "And I started saying that to everyone. I just thought it was hysterical. He definitely has a ho-hum apathetic look."
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Guy Code Approved: Doing It 'Gangnam Style'

Posted 9/20/12 10:45 am EST by Madeline Roth in Hip-hop, Music, Video

Unless you've been hiding under a boulder for the past couple weeks, you've heard the infectious, so-bad-it's-good song "Gangnam Style." South Korean rapper Psy is the mastermind behind the song's bizarre music video, which is the latest YouTube sensation to go viral, an honor previously awarded to Rebecca Black's "Friday" and those two little girls singing "Super Bass."

While "Gangnam Style" is fun, we thought we were already hitting our saturation point with it. Then we saw this video and we're back on board. This is the official Guy Code-approved version of "Gangnam Style." It wins over Psy's version for two reasons: more hot girls in short skirts, no weird chubby guys. Nothing flashy or fancy here--just five sexy Korean dancers in impossibly high heels and awesomely skimpy clothes--and that's perfectly cool with us. They even manage to make that awkward horse-riding move look sexy--something Britney Spears failed to do.

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Tags Gangnam Style, Video, YouTube

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