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Thanksgiving is our favorite holiday. There's food, football and no obligation to buy presents. No other holiday comes close! But instead of the same boring BS like yams and cranberries, we decided to put together our own menu. This is a Man's Man's Thanksgiving menu, complete with food porn photos to give your taste buds boners and get your guts excited for November 28.
Butternut Squash Soup
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Just kidding! Soup?!? Are you f*ckin' nuts?!? This is Thanksgiving and we ain't got time for that nonsense. Take your soup and spill it into the dog's bowl. All that liquid is merely in the way of the real food, which is on the way. Our stomachs on Thanksgiving are real estate, and soup is like a bad neighbor moving in and being a dick.