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Hilarious Photos Of Children Terrified By The Easter Bunny

Posted 3/29/13 11:00 am EST by in Funny, Photos


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This Easter we're celebrating a bunny's ability to bring chocolate eggs around the world with these photos of children scared s***less of a furry animal. We have to cut the kids a little slack; some of these costumes even frightened us. It's like their parents want to shell out hundreds of dollars for therapy. See the rest of the pictures, from the Tumblr "Sketchy Bunnies," after the cut.

(We're not above laughing at someone else's expense, especially when they're scared to the point of tears. Sorry, kids.)

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30 GIFs Ready For St. Patrick's Day

Posted 3/15/13 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, GIFs

St. Patrick's Day was originally celebrated as a religious holiday honoring one of Ireland's most famous patron saints. Now it's an entirely different celebration honoring whiskey, Guinness, the art of getting wasted and your ability to get to the hot chick's pot of gold. Thanks, Ireland. Sorry, Catholic Church.

Before you head out to black out (green out?), and wrestle your way into a bar filled with people dressed like leprechauns, take a look at these GIFs that are totally ready to throw back some Irish car bombs on March 17th. (By the way, NEVER order an "Irish car bomb" from an Irish bartender.) You might pick up a few pointers for holding down your booze. Or you might get a glimpse into the future of your weekend...

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5 Spring Break Tips We Learned From 'Spring Breakers'

Posted 3/8/13 11:00 am EST by in Ladies, Movies

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Spring break is only weeks away, and "Disney Channel Starlets Gone Wild" "Spring Breakers," starring Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, is here to help you prep. This movie isn't the romantic comedy you'd expect your younger sister to watch. It's violent and gritty and shows these actresses with formerly innocent reputations running around half-naked, robbing restaurants and plotting murders. You know, the stuff spring break dreams are made of: Sex, booze, money and bikinis.

Also featuring James Franco and Gucci Mane, the film hits theaters at the end of March, and we've already picked up some spring break lessons. Check 'em out and watch the trailer after the cut.

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The Bible's 5 Most Notorious Bad Girls

Posted 2/6/13 4:00 pm EST by in Ladies, The Show


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When women of the Bible come to mind, you normally think of nice, wholesome ladies walking around with buckets of water on their heads, caring for loads of children. (And they have "hab" somewhere in their names--Achab, Rahab, Bethabara, you get the idea.)

But the Holy Book definitely had its fair share of bad girls. And we're not talking bad girls with a rough exterior and a heart of gold; we're talking some who are downright evil. From Delilah (who chopped off Samson's hair) to the infamous Jezebel (who was just a total pain in God's ass), these are women whom the devil himself wouldn't dare to mess with.

+ For more on Religion, watch last night's "Guy Code" online

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Mark Long Of 'The Challenge' Explains How To Not Become A Thanksgiving Fatass

Posted 11/16/12 12:00 pm EST by in Interview


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A successful Thanksgiving leaves you with a belly full of stuffing-topped turkey, gravy-topped potatoes, ice cream-topped pumpkin pie and eggnog-topped whiskey. But mostly it just leaves you with a belly, which you can pat and call your "food baby." Except that it might hurt your chances with the ladies on New Year's Eve.

Mark Long, veteran MTV personality ("Real World," "The Challenge") and fitness guru, is here to help. Below the cut, he answers our questions about "Guy Code" violations at the gym, the Shake Weight's legitimacy and his appetite-cutting product Pocket Protein.

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Sexy Comic Con Babes Reveal Your Worst Pick-Up Lines

Posted 10/16/12 4:30 pm EST by in Interview, Ladies, Photos

Since the powers that be introduced speed-dating to New York Comic Con it's become widespread knowledge that geeks do in fact date. Ladies can chat up Batman, Darth Vader and Thor in five-minute intervals, then decide whose digits to snag to continue a relationship (or super one-night stand). Two episodes of TLC's "Geek Love" showed the world that comic and video game nerds got game. Well... sometimes.

Guy Code Blog hit up New York Comic Con 2012 to get the scoop from the pretty ladies themselves about the pick-up lines guys use on them during the convention. Puns on cosplay outfits and shouts of "hot," "sexy" and "nice tits" are the stereotypical norm, but some guys are too intimidated to even ask for a picture. As Wonder Woman points out, a few guys wouldn't even put their hand around her waist during a photo. Click after the jump to see what pick-up lines, or general dialogue, to avoid at future Cons and see these sexy babes in full costume.

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Your Code: The Ultimate #DontJudgeMe Tweets

Posted 9/25/12 11:00 am EST by in Funny, The Show


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Every bro knows the code, but not everyone follows the same set of guidelines. We tell you ours and now it's time for you to tell us yours.

Well, guys, it's been real. Another great "Guy Code" season discussing the most important topics to ever be discussed. We told you how to be a true player, shared our saddest Susan Glenn stories, showed you what faces not to make when your girl says she's pregnant and how to hide that boner that pops up at the least opportune time. And in return you've shared Your Code--like what you call your best friend and things we shouldn't judge you for doing.

In honor of tonight's season finale, we asked you to tweet us with your ultimate #DontJudgeMe moments. We thought getting your work-out on with shake weights was bad, but, well, let's just say we promise not to take your man--or woman, we don't discriminate--card away for these confessions and guilty pleasures. So before you check out the final episode of "Guy Code" Season 2 tonight at 11/10c on MTV2, see if your moment made the cut.

(Oh, and don't worry, a season of "Guy Code" may be coming to an end, but Guy Code Blog will always be here for you. What else are you going to do during Web Design class?)


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Your Code: #DontJudgeMe Confessions From Twitter

Posted 9/5/12 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, The Show



Every bro knows the code, but not everyone follows the same set of guidelines. We tell you ours and now it's time for you to tell us yours.

Judgement is a part of human nature. Giving someone a once-over for wearing crocs or picking their nose is a natural reaction to what's happening before your eyes. During every episode of "Guy Code," one of the cast members confesses something embarrassing in the #Don'tJudgeMe segment. Singing Beyonce's "Love On Top" in the shower or wearing pink striped socks--we've vowed to accept their guilty-pleasure confessions. This time we asked you to send us your tweets with the hash tag #dontjudgeme and we've picked some of the best ones. (We'll still judge you for wearing crocs. Unacceptable.)

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Your Fan Photos With The Cast Of 'Guy Code'

Posted 8/31/12 1:00 pm EST by in Photos, The Show


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Who doesn't love meeting someone they admire, someone they watch on TV every week or just someone they think is f***ing sexy as hell? Ever since social media came along, stalking meeting your favorite celebrities and comedians is easier than ever. And now your interactions are documented online for posterity--and us to turn into a blog post.

We scoured Google and Twitter and found some of the greatest "Guy Code" fan photos online. So while you enjoy this holiday weekend and patiently wait for the next episode of "Guy Code" on MTV2 Tuesdays at 11/10c, have a look at these viewers with our favorite cast on TV (but we're not completely biased or anything).

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Your Code: What Do You Call Your Best Friend?

Posted 8/29/12 11:00 am EST by in The Show

Every bro knows the code, but not everyone follows the same set of guidelines. We tell you ours and now it's time for you to tell us yours.

Guys can't call other guys their "best friend." The phrase is a little too serious and emotionally driven for anyone other than the girl you decide to have sex with for the rest of your life. "BFF" and "besties"--unless you're ridiculously drunk or a sorority girl, don't even touch those words. So what is an appropriate title for your best friend? We asked you over on our Facebook page and received some pretty interesting responses. Read what nicknames fall under "Guy Code" etiquette after the cut. Spoiler alert: bro(ther) seems to be the winner.

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