Last week it wasn't fair to call Vanessa Hudgens the sexiest gift to department stores without giving Kohl's comrade Lauren Conrad a shout-out. Former "The Hills" costar Lauren has been making a cleverly titled LC Lauren Conrad line for the clothing giant for three years running. The LC team opted for a less revealing set of promotional photos than Team Hudgens, so to even out this manufactured competition, we're considering not only Lauren's LC photos but also those contained in this huge gallery.
If this seems like it was a thinly veiled excuse for us to review a bunch of her photos, that's because it is. Nevertheless, Lauren is blonde, fit and sexy, and she appears not once, not twice, but 40 times in this gallery.
Ever since Scarlett Johansson caught our eye as the less-angsty best friend in 2001's cult dramedy "Ghost World," we've been fans of her considerable God-given talents. We're talking, of course, about her boobs. Today she's one of the top leading ladies in Hollywood, a status that affords Scarlett her choice of acting roles. And boy, has she got range: She's played a sexy leather-clad superhero ("Iron Man 2," "The Avengers"), a sexy husband-stealer ("He Just Not That Into You"), a sexy free spirit finding herself in Spain ("Vicky Cristina Barcelona") and a sexy magician's assistant ("The Prestige"). Not only that, she sings too.
ScarJo is somewhat notorious for having a thing for older dudes--her brief marriage to Ryan Reynolds notwithstanding--and her reported insistence on having Sean Penn's baby, plus her frequent collaborations with director Woody Allen are further proof of that. That makes us sad...until we realize that we'll be old dudes one day, too, and by that time, time travel will probably be a real thing, so we'll get our shot eventually. Till then, what better way to while away the time than by looking at photos of this fine, fine actress?
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Back in April, we offered 10 excellent reasons to watch Audrina's new show "Audrina." All of those reasons happened to be images of the former "Hills" star in lingerie or a bikini. Coincidence? Absolutely not. The 26-year-old babe knows well that sexiness sells...denim, among other things.
There's more to Audrina than meets the eye, though. She's a heck of a dancer and a source of unparalleled wisdom ("Do something that you wanna do. You’re gonna benefit from it."). But mostly we dig her because we really like the way she meets our eyes. That's why you're here--we get it, and your honesty is appreciated. So get on to the show.
As "South Park"'s Butters once wisely observed, Kim Kardashian's butt is like "a big mountain of pudding." Kim obviously knows this--and that we likey--as she flaunts it and her other bounteous assets on magazine covers and red carpets alike. Which makes news of her engagement to New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries all the more devastating.
It was yet another crippling blow to men everywhere, following this month's earlier revelation that Kristin Cavallari will soon be wedded to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. What the hell, NFL? Stop stealing all the hot women!
We thought it only fitting that we bid farewell to Kim Kardashian's single status the same way we did Kristin Cavallari: a photo gallery of her sexiest photos.
Last month, the hearts of millions of men broke when "Hills" hottie Kristin Cavallari announced her engagement to NFL quarterback Jay Cutler, thus taking her off the market forever. Not that us poor schlubs ever had a shot at K-Cav in the first place. Have you SEEN her in a mini dress? But it's still upsetting to know that our chances of ever getting close to the California beauty have gone from 0.01 percent to absolute zero.
In order to alleviate the pain, we've compiled a gallery of Kristin Cavallari's 50 sexiest photos, which we will click through, slowly and repeatedly, as we struggle to hold back the man-tears threatening to tumble down our cheeks. We wish you the best in your marriage, Kristin. And may we suggest you rock an awesome mini dress to that occasion as well?
Nicki Minaj usually leaves the house dressed in outrageous outfits and crazy wigs. Whether her hair is pink, green, orange or a combination of all three, we still think she's one of the flyest rappers in the game right now. Her cameo on Kanye West's "Monster" is arguably the best verse on the track. And her gum-twirling antics won her the Favorite Animated GIF award at the MTV O Music Awards last month. Also scoring points with us: The Young Money FEMC has been known to give out lap dances at her live shows. We could watch her talk to "Sucker Free" host DJ Envy for days.
For all of these reasons, we've put together a little gallery of some of her hottest photos since her arrival on the music scene. Oh, Nicki, we're so glad you're here!
Rob Dyrdek has a pretty awesome life. He's a grown-ass man with a skate park, basketball court and foam pit all in one. He calls it his "Fantasy Factory," and he can do whatever the hell he wants in it.
Most of the time, the things he chooses to do involve jumping motorized vehicles into the foam pit, banking complicated trick shots and playing a few games of quasi-mutinous dodgeball. But on several other occasions, Rob attempts stunts that are actually really dangerous, which of course makes them hilarious.
After the jump, check out the six craziest Rob Dyrdek stunts that absolutely demonstrate this point.
Whether she's performing in her best latex dress, mugging for the cover of Vanity Fair, or harnessing the raw firepower of her boobs, Katy Perry can't help but be sexy. Take, for example, the otherwise terrifying prospect of alien abduction. If being carted away in the middle of the night and then subjected to experimentation is anything like Katy Perry's "E.T." video and her sultry supernatural looks contained therein, let us be the first to volunteer for a "Fire In The Sky" experience of our very own.
Until that happens, we've taken the liberty of compiling this "Popsicle-melting" Katy Perry photo gallery, complete with playful faces, seductive outfits and plenty of cleavage. You're welcome, men of Earth!
Just a guess, but you probably don't use the words "sexy" and "mother" in the same sentence too often. We're also willing to bet that when you think of your mom, badass tattoos are probably the furthest things from your mind.
Well, prepare to have your world turned upside down, because we're about to slap you in the face with a photo gallery of celebrity moms who are both sexy AND tattooed. That's right. The women featured are devoted mothers who manage to also flaunt their sexy, inked up bodies at the same time. So with Mother's Day fast approaching, we felt it would be appropriate to honor those multitasking abilities with a photographic shrine.
The tattoos range from the adorable to the outlandish, but they all look great on these mamacitas. Wish them a happy Mother's Day by peeping the photos after the jump.
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Rihanna is undoubtedly one of--if not THE--hottest female R&B stars around today. If you need proof, look no further than her countless magazine spreads and sizzling music videos. Rihanna's had pretty much every hair color and style known to man and has managed to look fantastic in each and every one of them. (We bet she could even sex up a Donald Trump comb-over. Not that we're encouraging her to do so...we just mean to stress that Rihanna looks good All. The. Damn. Time!)
But there are better ways to prove our point. And we scratched and clawed our way through cyberspace to find the best of the best of these shots. It was a difficult process, mainly because we had to mercilessly eliminate those deemed unworthy of the top 50 Rihanna pics. Trust us, it was tough work. You can appreciate our efforts at the link below.
Check out the ULTIMATE Rihanna photo gallery.