A bar fight can leave you in serious pain, but if you knock back enough drinks before getting knocked out, you won't feel much until morning. That's lucky if you just got punched*, but if you got stabbed, you belong in the E.R., not tucked in your bed.
Unfortunately for a 42-year-old man in Trenton, New Jersey, a drunken brawl led to a sharp A.M. surprise: After 10 hours of blissful slumber, he woke to realize that "he had a [five-inch] knife blade protruding from his back," according to police.
Apparently the two men had argued over a cigarette light, but police told reporters that the victim (who's expected to live) was "very uncooperative" with their investigation.
Just one more reason to fall asleep on your side after a night of drinking: You're less likely to choke on puke, and less likely to further pierce some vital internal organs.
* This Guy Code Blog post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any medical condition. Check with your doctor if some crazy guy stabbed you in the back last night.