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Any girl you date will go through more to look hot than you do, unless you're into dirty hippie chicks whose idea of makeup is the dirt that accumulates from not showering for a week. Even if you tell her that she looks great without makeup--or with a little bit of stubble on her legs--fashion magazines and her friends have most likely destroyed her self-confidence way before you met her.

The point is, women go through hell to make us go wild. We love the end result, but let's take a look at what they endure to get there.

1. High Heels

You've made reservations at a fancy restaurant, but arrive hours late because her high heels keep her from walking at more than a mile per year. There's a reason she wears them, though: They make her taller, her boobs look bigger, and her butt gets more curvaceous...at the price of doing a real number on her feet, knees and back. By the end of that date, the best way to woo her is with some romantic Advil.

2. Weird Fish Pedicure

You don't care about how her feet look? That's because she spends so much time taking care of them, you don't know what they'd look like ugly. Ladies have been getting pedicures forever, but the latest trend is to have little toothless fish eat away at the dead skin and calluses on their feet. If a woman has any cut or sore on her foot, she can end up with an infection courtesy of those nasty fish. After that, you're gonna tell her you "don't care"?

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