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Welcome to GUY CODE, the official blog of MTV2's "Guy Code" series and your online destination for all things dude, including—but not limited to—irreverent commentary on sports, hip-hop and ladies. Stay awhile and flex your manhood.

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Do you know someone that has broken Guy Code?
Have you been accused of breaking Guy Code?
Is it time to put the Code to rest and seek justice, once and for all?

If your friend is the guy who always skips out on the bill, or your roommate spends hours in the bathroom primping and prepping, or your buddy always drinks your good beer instead of his, then it's up to you to see the rules of Guy Code upheld on "Guy Court."

MTV2 is looking for people who appear between the ages of 18-25, who have real stories about the laws of manhood being compromised, to come in front of a judge and tell their stories.

If this is you, MTV2 wants to hear your story! Answer the questions below and send us a picture of yourself and contact information to guycodepilot@gmail.com.

1) Tell us what Guy Code rule was broken?
2) Is there any evidence? (photos, pictures, texts, etc)
3) Were there any witnesses?
4) Did he know that he did something wrong?
5) How has your relationship changed since this violation occurred?
6) How have you suffered since being wronged?
7) How has the accused offender suffered? Do you care?
8) What do you think should be done if you are proven innocent /guilty?

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Yes, all girls fart...and no, those emissions don't smell like unicorns and butterflies. That's the kind of harsh truth you'll get from "Girl Code," but--even when the truth is gross--you can use it to your advantage. Here's what guys can learn from last night's episode.

1. Some Girls Fart To Judge Your Reaction

Jessimae Peluso "will fart on first dates" to gauge whether a guy is superficial or a gentleman. Conversely, Esther Ku will "only fart after my toothbrush is in his bathroom." Maybe a girl is testing you, or maybe she's just getting too comfortable, but either way she might be trying to tell you something--if you can hear it through the rippage.

2. They Blame Guys For Their Gas

Guys stereotypically blame the dog for cutting one, but girls blame you. "Girls are more blamers than claimers," Esther says, and she told female viewers to "stand next to the fattest guy in the room" when they fart, so he looks guilty. As if you needed another reason to hit the gym and work off your beer gut...

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We all love playing video games, but we seldom break out the "Dance Dance Revolution" floor pad...because we don't own such a controller, and have no desire to do so. We might dance at the club, but we'd rather spend our gaming time on the couch.

Even though "DDR" isn't our favorite game (ranking somewhere around "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"), we respect genuine athletic talent when we see it. And this Japanese guy named Takaske could be an Olympic athlete, if he weren't so preoccupied at the arcade. Click through to watch him conquer two pads at once with uncanny speed.

Actually, we kinda want to see him play "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" now.

MORE: "The Fastest Feet in the West"

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New Hampshire man Ruben Pavon swears he isn't a thief, just a guy who takes things too literally. For example, thrift shop "Finders Keepers," which he mistook for some kind of hippie giveaway charity...right before he stole its merchandise.

Actually, Finders Keepers is a charity "to help children in need," but it's also a store. Where you buy things. Because, y'know, America.

"I thought it was there for the taking," Pavon told WMUR. "The sign did say 'Finders Keepers.' So I took that DVD player, took it home. A couple of weeks later, the stuff is still there on the porch, so I'm thinking to myself, 'Finders Keepers. They probably just put stuff out there for people to take.'"

He took a grill, too, but surveillance cameras caught him...and his kid, who helped him carry it away. (Hey, a child "in need"! Of a free DVD player!)

The store's owner isn't buying Pavon's excuse, telling reporters that he "didn't appear to try and open the door to see if we were open, if anybody was there, if anyone was even there to help him load it."

But Pavon did give the items back. Because "I just want to clear my name and say I'm not a bad dad--I'm the best dad in the world." And quite possibly the biggest dumbass.

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"Game of Thrones" geeks and perverts alike were intrigued by last week's episode. Jon Snow and his sexy Wildling redhead, Ygritte, found the only warm water north of The Wall and took a very sexy bath. In the process, Snow broke his Night's Watch vows and established himself as a man who really enjoys "eating lunch." Why are we discussing about last week when we're supposed to be talking about this week's Most Guy Code Moment? Well, watch a tank-top-clad Jon Gabrus in the video below and he'll explain.

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  • When you see a guy in khakis and a cardigan entering an amateur freestyle battle, the bar is probably set pretty low. But this guy surprised the crowd with his super white guy flow.

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One of our favorite additions to "Guy Code" in season three was Dan Soder, who delivered painfully gut-busting laughs. Comedy Central took notice, and now he's performing on "The Half Hour" tonight at 12/11C. As the name implies, it's thirty minutes of standup comedy...and judging by this preview clip, it's gonna be hilarious:

We caught up with Dan to ask about other topics he'll tackle on "The Half Hour," how he felt appearing on Conan and why some comedians are funny on stage but suck at Twitter.

Aside from hipster-bashing, what can we expect tonight?

There are definitely some "Guy Code"-related subjects like drinking, dating, a lot of that kind of stuff.

What have you been up to since season three ended?

I got a haircut, bought a sandwich with the money they gave me and have been taking a lot of naps. So basically, I've been like a lazy Forrest Gump.

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