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'Batman' Arrested For Burglary, Not The Hero We Deserve

Posted 4/18/13 12:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in News

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Credit: West Yorkshire Police

Last month, we told you about a fat British guy dressed like Batman who turned a burglary suspect over to police...but he might be a caped criminal, not a caped crusader.

First off, the "burglar" was just the guy's drinking buddy and planned to turn himself in anyway, so they decided to have fun with it. Which is a great prank, granted, except that "Batman" (actually 39-year-old Stan Worby, who delivers Chinese food instead of justice) has been charged with burglary for allegedly stealing power tools valued at $1,200 from a garage. Police say they found him in a car with the stolen goods at 4 a.m.

"I'm no superhero," Worby said back in March. "I eat kebabs. I never run anywhere."

Sadly, all those statements appear to be correct, particularly "I'm no superhero."

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Tags Batman, burglary, Crime, Criminals, England, Vigilantes

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Hungover Links: Retro Games, Panera Rap & More

Posted 4/18/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News

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Photo: Unreality

While you were drinking...

Video games look slightly more impressive today than they did in the '80s and '90s. Here's more "then and now" comparisons.

Rick Ross, just rapping about Panera Bread.

Mental Floss watches banned episodes from popular TV shows.

Attention, drug dealers: Do not sell heroin on Craigslist.

Attention, elected officials: Do not refer to women as "vagina's."

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Tags banned tv episodes, Craigslist, hungover links, panera bread, Rick Ross, video games

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Having More Sex Than Your Friends Is The Key To Happiness

Posted 4/17/13 3:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Relationships

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You might think it's unfair that your teacher grades on the curve--those nerds in class are ruining your GPA--but you're actually grading yourself on the curve in the sack. (At least you've got the nerds beat there...right?)

A new study from the University of Colorado Boulder found that getting laid only makes you so happy; for true satisfaction, you have to get laid more often than your friends.

Even if you're bangin' it out a couple times per month, your chances of depression are 14% higher if your pals are bangin' it out weekly. The problem, says the lead researcher, is that most of us compare ourselves against people we envy instead of people who envy us: "We're usually not looking down and therefore thinking of ourselves as better off, but we're usually looking up and therefore feeling insufficient and inadequate."

MORE: "The Best Amount Of Sex Is 'More Than Your Friends Are Having'"

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Tags Friends, geekosystem, Relationships, sex

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Hungover Links: Facebook Bigamy, Phony Putin Passport & More

Posted 4/17/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News

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While you were drinking...

Facebook's "Suggested Friends" alerts woman to husband's other family, gets him arrested for bigamy. Poke.

Does your mom nag you too much? Be annoyed, but don't call 911.

Man busted for fake travel documents...identifying him as Vladimir Putin?

Five robots who are better people than you.

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Tags facebook, hungover links, robots, Vladimir Putin

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Hungover Links: Lil Duval, Alison Brie Memes, Louis C.K. On Sex & More

Posted 4/16/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News

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While you were drinking...

Lil Duval stands on a chair at MTV Movie Awards and makes bystanders feel awkward...but not nearly as bad as Aubrey Plaza.

The cynic's guide to relationships: Louis C.K. on love and sex.

Guys understand each other's emotions better than women's. Thanks, science!

No Facebook prank deserves this revenge.

Alison Brie is Grumpy Cat, Overly Attached Girlfriend and other memes.

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Tags Alison Brie, hungover links, Louis C.K.

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Melanie Iglesias At The MTV Movie Awards [Photos]

Posted 4/15/13 11:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in Ladies, Photos, The Show

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Credit: FilmMagic

Last night's 2013 MTV Movie Awards had a bunch of surprises--such as Aubrey Plaza trying to steal Will Ferrell's award--but it came as no surprise that Melanie Iglesias from "Guy Code" looked stunning. And "stunning" is a classy way of saying "hot as hell."

We're pretty much speechless, and you will be too after looking at these photos.

Hungover Links: Aubrey Plaza Stage-Crashes Will Ferrell & More

Posted 4/15/13 9:02 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News

While you were drinking...

Aubrey Plaza executes an extremely awkward/perplexing stage-bomb of Will Ferrell's acceptance speech and is asked to leave MTV Movie Awards.

Will Ferrell's reaction to Plaza: "It was just a lot of hot liquor breath."

King James got too excited while snapping a half-naked selfie in the gym.

Psy’s smash hit "Gangnam Style" practically broke the Internet with its huge popularity. Now his new hit "Gentleman" has already racked up more than 27 million views in one day.

When Ziggy Stardust meets Harry Potter: An album cover parody of epic proportions.

Hilarious: Guy Fieri, eating a bald eagle cheese sandwich marinated in Cherokee tears.

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Tags guy fieri bald eagle, Harry Potter, hungover links, king james selfie, psy gentleman, ziggy stardust

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Hungover Links: Foul Ball Beer Chug, Riff Raff On Vine & More

Posted 4/12/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News

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Photo: Frech Friend

While you were drinking...

Baseball fan catches foul ball in beer, chugs beer, becomes an American hero.

Riff Raff launched a Vine account, and it's as baller as he thinks it is.

Dude wants to transform himself into a human maxi pad. A real genius.

A movie theater employee, told by his manager to throw out a box of Milk Duds, came up with the most ridiculous and awesome method possible.

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Tags baseball fan chugs beer, human maxipad, hungover links, riff raff vine, throw out milk duds

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Jamie Foxx Honored With The MTV Generation Award

Posted 4/11/13 12:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Movies

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Jamie Foxx is one of the few entertainers to win a Grammy, a Golden Globe, a SAG Award, a BAFTA Award and the Oscar. But those trophies are like kindergarten high-achievement stickers compared to the MTV Generation Award, which he'll receive at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards.

It's the highest honor at the ceremony, bestowed upon a performer who has helped define modern film. (Past recipients include Johnny Depp, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers, Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey.) No doubt Foxx deserves it for his exceptional body of work, which includes "Any Given Sunday," "Ali," "Collateral" and "Ray," just to name a few. And let's not forget the classic "Booty Call."

Oh yeah, Foxx is nominated for Best Male Performance for "Django Unchained." You can still vote for him (or the other nominees) before watching the broadcast Sunday at 9 p.m. EST.

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