Posted 4/23/13 2:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Ladies, Photos
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Hollywood is like high school: Everyone is competing to get voted Most Attractive. We decided to break that down to one--well, two--particular assets of the female form. To honor tonight's premiere of "Girl Code," where boobs will be a hot topic, we've made our own 2013 yearbook of celebs who have superlative endowments. Congrats, grads!
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Posted 4/23/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/22/13 12:30 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
Last weekend on MTV2, "Code Wars" pitted "Guy Code" against "Girl Code" in a battle of the sexes/burns. (We're not declaring a winner, because we're gentlemen.)
Between the laughs, you could pick up some useful information, and these clips from our "Cutting Room Floor" are no exception--like how to look at a girl's chest without creeping her out. Plus, why Chris Distefano can't get tattooed (Google "eczema") and why girl fights were way cuter before WorldStarHipHop made 'em too intense.
Posted 4/22/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/19/13 4:35 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in TV, Video
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Duane "Dog" Chapman has led a hardcore life. He's been in and out of jail--including a Mexican prison, which (in case you hadn't heard) isn't too cushy--and as a bail enforcement agent, he's brought countless fugitives to justice. His new series, "Dog And Beth: On The Hunt," premieres Saturday at 5 p.m. ET/PT on CMT.
Recently, MTV News asked Dog for his version of Guy Code, which comes down to this: "Everybody has broken the law," but "there are people who deserve to be in hell." Watch the rest of his badass answer below:
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Posted 4/19/13 4:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
We know you have strong opinions about the Code, but ladies have their code too, and they're just as passionate. So during the "Guy Code" marathon airing on MTV2 this weekend, Andrew Schulz, Chris Distefano and Charlamagne Tha God will represent the male gender in a fierce, burn-filled battle of the sexes with Carly Aquilino, Tanisha Long and Jessimae Peluso from "Girl Code," which premieres on Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c.
Watch the sneak peek videos below to learn why guys don't have sleepovers (we call it "crashing") and how a robust knowledge of Girl Code is "gonna help you get laid." You'll also learn that, uh, Schulz thinks women's restrooms have urinals, apparently?
Posted 4/19/13 12:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Movies
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For most guys, the scariest part of sex with a random girl is contracting an incurable STD. But for Eddie Kaye Thomas, who plays Finch (a.k.a. "S*** Break") in the "American Pie" movies, herpes probably would've been a relief.
A couple nights ago, he met a 31-year-old woman at a diner. They went back to his place. In the morning, he asked her to leave...at which point she allegedly pulled a blade on him. (Dude, you're supposed to cook her breakfast first!)
Thomas ran out of his house and called the police, who sent a SWAT team to his Hollywood Hills home. The woman allegedly locked herself inside for more than five hours, and destroyed a bunch of property (such as Thomas's phone, guitar, lamp and dishes) before cops tear-gassed her out of there. She's now being held on $20,000 bail and facing felony vandalism charges.
The Blemish puts it best: "This chick really did not want to do the walk of shame."
Posted 4/19/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/18/13 12:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Last month, we told you about a fat British guy dressed like Batman who turned a burglary suspect over to police...but he might be a caped criminal, not a caped crusader.
First off, the "burglar" was just the guy's drinking buddy and planned to turn himself in anyway, so they decided to have fun with it. Which is a great prank, granted, except that "Batman" (actually 39-year-old Stan Worby, who delivers Chinese food instead of justice) has been charged with burglary for allegedly stealing power tools valued at $1,200 from a garage. Police say they found him in a car with the stolen goods at 4 a.m.
"I'm no superhero," Worby said back in March. "I eat kebabs. I never run anywhere."
Sadly, all those statements appear to be correct, particularly "I'm no superhero."
Posted 4/18/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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