Posted 4/26/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/25/13 5:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show
Over three seasons of "Guy Code," you've learned the laws of manhood. Now it's time to enforce them.
Despite our best efforts, there are still countless dudes breaking the Code on a daily basis. That's why "Guy Code" cast members Donnell Rawlings, Damien Lemon, Andrew Schulz, Charlamagne Tha God and Melanie Iglesias are joining MTV2's new series "Guy Court," expected to hit airwaves in the fall.
In this half-hour comedic courtroom series, which follows "Girl Code" in the evolving "Guy Code" franchise, viewers will witness a variety of cases--from the guy who dates his friend's ex without asking permission, to the roommate who refuses to wear deodorant. The cases are real stories from real people who've fallen victim to Code violations.
With the plaintiff and defendant front and center, the judge will hear both sides of the story...and rule accordingly. Each case will be will judged, defended and prosecuted with the perfect combination of comedy and justice. The guilt or innocence of each individual will be decided in accordance with Guy Code.
Basically, it's like if "Judge Judy" had a pair of...well, an even bigger pair of balls.
Posted 4/25/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/24/13 11:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in Ladies, Relationships
Your friends might have decent advice on getting chicks, but you know who has better advice? Chicks. And last night's premiere episode of "Girl Code" gave you plenty of insider knowledge to work with...
Girls are all insecure about their boob size, so a compliment in the bedroom can go a long way--but keep it tasteful. Do NOT say, "I wanna touch your boobies," Carly Aquilino warns.
Most girls have a "type," so 90% of impressing them is just fitting it. For Jessimae Peluso, it's guys with "forearm tattoos and priors." For April Rose, who has a "major daddy complex," it's older guys. Some ladies even love fat dudes. The point is, if she's feeling you, you'll know right away. Otherwise, you're wasting your time.
She won't outright tell you that she's feeling you, though--instead, she'll touch your arm and laugh harder than normal. (This can be confusing, as Chris Distefano notes, because she might just be on Quaaludes.)
Posted 4/24/13 9:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/23/13 4:50 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Ladies, Video
There are plenty of hot bartenders out there, and they get even hotter with each beer they serve you. But it's a rookie mistake to start complimenting their bodies, as if they've never heard it before. Just take it from Jessimae Peluso, who "bartended for years" and knows that being a creeper is "not gonna get you free drinks," merely kicked out.
Check out this web-exclusive video, which explains how to actually make your female bartender like you, and then watch Jessimae on "Girl Code" at 10:30/9:30c on MTV.
Posted 4/23/13 4:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
Tonight's premiere of "Girl Code" gives you a tour inside the female mind, which is useful in many ways--you have to understand ladies to undress them--but it can also be overwhelming.
Melanie Iglesias is concerned that guys "are gonna love it, but they're gonna be terrified." Because you'll learn what they think about your dick, what happens at gynecologist appointments and other heretofore mysteries. Still, even though the truth can be scary, ignorance is definitely not bliss. Watch the video below, and then tune in at 10:30/9:30c on MTV.
Posted 4/23/13 2:00 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in Celebs, Ladies, Photos
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Hollywood is like high school: Everyone is competing to get voted Most Attractive. We decided to break that down to one--well, two--particular assets of the female form. To honor tonight's premiere of "Girl Code," where boobs will be a hot topic, we've made our own 2013 yearbook of celebs who have superlative endowments. Congrats, grads!
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Posted 4/23/13 10:00 am EST by Guy Code Staff in News
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Posted 4/22/13 12:30 pm EST by Guy Code Staff in MTV2, The Show, Video
Last weekend on MTV2, "Code Wars" pitted "Guy Code" against "Girl Code" in a battle of the sexes/burns. (We're not declaring a winner, because we're gentlemen.)
Between the laughs, you could pick up some useful information, and these clips from our "Cutting Room Floor" are no exception--like how to look at a girl's chest without creeping her out. Plus, why Chris Distefano can't get tattooed (Google "eczema") and why girl fights were way cuter before WorldStarHipHop made 'em too intense.
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