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  • A Wisconsin woman caught a neighbor's two kittens mating in her yard and called 911 to report it, because she thought police had nothing more important to do.

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"Game of Thrones" geeks like us and Jon Gabrus were really stoked on last week's episode. While this week's installment, entitled "Kissed By Fire," is great as well, it left us wanting more...more of what exactly? Well, you'll have to watch Gabrus's video below for that. He gives a short recap of this week's episode with the Most Guy Code Moment as the kicker.

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Who's your favorite MMA fighter? Bruce Lee could destroy him. (Same goes for anyone else in history, including Chuck Norris.) He was the baddest mofo to ever walk the earth, and he was just as smart. To prove it, Unreality Magazine has collected Bruce Lee quotes that make badass motivational slogans for guys:

"Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one."

If you choose to crumble at the first sign of hardship, you'll never reach your true potential or achieve even a modicum of peace with who you are. And there's likely no greater satisfaction than in knowing that you're someone who can take whatever life throws at him.

"Absorb what is useful. Discard what is not. Add what is uniquely your own.

This is the philosophy that Lee used to create his own style of martial arts, Jeet-Kune-Do (Way of the Intercepting Fist), and in doing so pioneered the sport we know today as Mixed Marital Arts. Lee studied fighting styles from around the world, simplifying them and coalescing them into a "style without a style" that could counter and defeat any single form of fighting.

Whatever it is you're good at and choose to do, odds are there's a ton of people out there doing the exact same thing. But your blend of life experiences are unique to you, and by utilizing that which is yours and putting it out there, you find your voice and stand out from the crowd.

MORE: "Five Bruce Lee Quotes That Affect My Everyday Life"

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We're not sure what any of this means, why Mac Miller is brushing his teeth on the mic or where Charlamagne Tha God got that Asian fan--but it pretty much sums up what makes Vine awesome. It's random, makes no sense and you can't help but smile.

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  • Two seventh-grade New Jersey girls posted a 20-minute YouTube video in which they list all the classmates they wanted to kill. Sarcasm often doesn't go over well once in the hands of authorities.
  • "Arrested Development" has new character posters, presented here for your perusal.
  • Because your girlfriend will probably bring it up in conversation, here is the Twitpic of Amanda Bynes's half-shaven head.

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Damien Lemon has made us crack up, hard, on season after season of "Guy Code." It's about damn time he got more recognition, and the fine folks at Esquire agree. The magazine that published F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Norman Mailer, Tom Wolfe and Truman Capote just called Damien an "underrated comic" and "deceptively wise."

That's kind of a big deal, to put it mildly. Even more flattering, since Esquire is an authority on style, they praise Damien's fashion sense...if not his choice of automobile:

"He's a snappy dresser. He's one of those guys who leaves his shirt on the back of the chair before his set so it doesn't get wrinkled. He drives a beat-up Toyota Corolla. Everything about him is 'fresh' but his car is a real s*** box!"

Hey, at least a backhanded compliment is still a compliment. Congrats to Damien! Check out the whole profile here.

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Over three seasons of "Guy Code," you've learned the laws of manhood. Now it's time to enforce them.

Despite our best efforts, there are still countless dudes breaking the Code on a daily basis. That's why "Guy Code" cast members Donnell Rawlings, Damien Lemon, Andrew Schulz, Charlamagne Tha God and Melanie Iglesias are joining MTV2's new series "Guy Court," expected to hit airwaves in the fall.

In this half-hour comedic courtroom series, which follows "Girl Code" in the evolving "Guy Code" franchise, viewers will witness a variety of cases--from the guy who dates his friend's ex without asking permission, to the roommate who refuses to wear deodorant. The cases are real stories from real people who've fallen victim to Code violations.

With the plaintiff and defendant front and center, the judge will hear both sides of the story...and rule accordingly. Each case will be will judged, defended and prosecuted with the perfect combination of comedy and justice. The guilt or innocence of each individual will be decided in accordance with Guy Code.

Basically, it's like if "Judge Judy" had a pair of...well, an even bigger pair of balls.

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