After each new episode of "Girl Code," we're breaking down the big takeaways for guys. Ignorance is bliss, but knowing ladies' secrets to up your game is even better.
Never Tell A Woman She's Been Putting On Weight -- Unless...
"Guy Code" already gave the male perspective on getting fat, but it's different for ladies, who aren't secretly proud of their billowing guts like we are. "You wanna be thin and you wanna be pretty but there's pizza," says Alice Wetterlund.
What if your once-skinny girlfriend is packing on the pounds from all that pepperoni, though? Is there any way to inform her without having a couple pounds disappear from your body? (Note: We didn't bother to google how heavy a scrotum is.)
"If your boyfriend comments on your weight, it depends on how close you are as a couple," Alice tells female viewers. "If you've been dating for a really long time and he's worried about you...it's not the worst thing in the world. If [you hear on] date two, 'You look fatter,' get out of there."
Charlamagne Tha God presents another acceptable scenario: "If he's in shape and he's going to the gym and he's eating right...then he can comment on your weight. But if both of y'all are letting yourselves go, y'all better shut up...until you come to the mutual understanding you want to be a sexy couple or a fat couple."
Obviously, though, each girlfriend's reaction will be different. "I remember when my boyfriend told me, 'Hey, you've been gaining a little bit of weight -- you wanna go work out?'" Nessa says. "Don't do that. Oh, you're not getting any p***y for a month."
Yeah, probably best to keep your mouth shut -- preferably around a slice of pizza.