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  • Psy’s smash hit "Gangnam Style" practically broke the Internet with its huge popularity. Now his new hit "Gentleman" has already racked up more than 27 million views in one day.

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Jamie Foxx is one of the few entertainers to win a Grammy, a Golden Globe, a SAG Award, a BAFTA Award and the Oscar. But those trophies are like kindergarten high-achievement stickers compared to the MTV Generation Award, which he'll receive at the 2013 MTV Movie Awards.

It's the highest honor at the ceremony, bestowed upon a performer who has helped define modern film. (Past recipients include Johnny Depp, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers, Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey.) No doubt Foxx deserves it for his exceptional body of work, which includes "Any Given Sunday," "Ali," "Collateral" and "Ray," just to name a few. And let's not forget the classic "Booty Call."

Oh yeah, Foxx is nominated for Best Male Performance for "Django Unchained." You can still vote for him (or the other nominees) before watching the broadcast Sunday at 9 p.m. EST.

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  • A nine-year old won the Internet yesterday with this note, apologizing to his little brother for pinching him in the nuts.
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Last season, "Guy Code" taught you about spicing things up in the bedroom. There's a difference, however, between spicy and scary. If you can find a willing partner, hey, do whatever makes you happy--but some kinks are more pathetic than hot:

Feet

What is it: The classic fetish that's all about feet! Kissing feet, licking feet, worshiping feet, it's all about feet, feet, feet!
Why it's dumb: First of all, it's a little hackneyed, isn't it? Secondly, feet are gross. Lastly, while there are thousands of nerves in the toes, there are just as many in the genitals, which is where the action is.

Clown Porn

What is it: A popular subgenre of erotic cinema that is all about clowns getting naked and getting it on.
Why it's dumb: Clowns are not only scary, but they're like anti-Viagra. There are no clowns in hell, because they make Satan cry lava tears. Clown porn is dumb because you can't take 'em seriously, unless one is chasing you with an axe.

Erotic Electrostimulation

What is it: A slightly dangerous sexual practice where nerve endings are stimulated by electrical devices.
Why it's dumb: Car batteries are not suitable sexual partners.

MORE: "9 Sex Fetishes That Are Kind Of Dumb"

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We've all found ourselves making the Friend Zone Face when a girl shoots us down with some variation of "I love you...but not like that." For most of us, it's a bump in an otherwise smooth road--but what if your entire life was being trapped the Friend Zone?

That's the hellish question raised by "Ladies Man: A MADE Movie" (based on the MTV series "MADE"). It's the story of Toby, a guy whose shoulder girls cry on...to complain about guys whom they actually have sex with. We brought you the trailer yesterday, and here's another taste of what to expect when the movie airs tonight at 9/8c on MTV.

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The third season of "Guy Code" is over, but you've still got questions about manscaping, fighting, sexting, the Friend Zone and other topics that impact every guy's life? Relax, we've got your back. The e-book "Guy Code: Unleash Your Manhood" from MTV Books contains all the advice to keep you out of trouble...and in the bedroom.

You can read a PDF sample chapter, and download the whole thing for iPad, iPhone, Kindle and Nook. (The iPad version is enhanced with interactive quizzes to chart your progress, over 20 videos with the "Guy Code" cast and other multimedia content.)

Every day this week, we'll release a new meme with an #UnleashYourManhood quote like the one below. Because the Code isn't just an awesome TV show--it's ancient knowledge, the kind that belongs on stone tablets. Just like it belongs on your tablet.

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The MTV series "MADE" is all about people transforming their lives. Nothing can transform your life more than learning Guy Code, of course, which is what makes us excited to watch "Ladies Man: A MADE Movie."

It's the story of a loser trapped in the Friend Zone, who becomes determined--upon arriving at college--to win the Mr. Olympus Pageant, his golden ticket to convincing ladies that he's a stud. The competition is fierce (specifically, the dick frat boy wearing a necklace above), and our hero doesn't have much time to amp up his physical fitness, knowledge of women, social skills and every other quality a guy needs to get laid.

Check out the trailer, and then watch the movie Tuesday at 9/8c on MTV.

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