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The Most Unnecessary Quotation Marks Of All Time

Posted 11 hours ago by in Funny, Photos

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In this age of texting and tweeting, grammar has fallen by the wayside. We've collectively accepted an "if it feels good, do it" approach to written communication. Correcting others' mistakes just makes you look like a snob.

Pay attention in English class, though, because improper punctuation might convey the exact wrong meaning. For example, unnecessary quotation marks look like ironic quotation marks -- which are great for mocking somebody, but not so great when you're advertising "FRESH" bread. Click through for good reminders of why literacy matters...

MORE: "These Quotation Marks Seem A Bit 'Suspicious' (28 Photos)"

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Happy Birthday, Melanie Iglesias: How Fans Are Celebrating

Posted 15 hours ago by in The Show

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Every day is a good day to celebrate Melanie Iglesias, but especially today. Fans across the world are sending her birthday wishes via Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Vine and other social media. Here are some of her favorites and ours. (That cake above, though? It's from October. Some dude got a Melanie cake for his birthday.)

Birthday Serenade

Melanie responds: "Omg aww thank you!" (Note to all guys: Learn how to play guitar.)
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Hungover Links: Funniest Yearbook Photos, Golf Babe & More

Posted 18 hours ago by in News

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"The 15 Funniest Yearbook Sightings of 2013" via NIS

While you were drinking...

  • So this exists: a White House petition asking President Obama to recreate a scene from "The Incredibles." It has 5,000 signatures of 100,000 needed for an official response.
  • Well, you did it. The word "tweet" has now made it into the Oxford English Dictionary.
  • "Surf House," the YouTube reality series that's taught us just how truly sexy surfer girls are, is starting to heat up with episode five.

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Free Tickets For 'Jobs That Don't Suck' With Andrew Schulz

Posted 6/17/13 5:30 pm EST by in MTV2

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Between "Guy Code," "Girl Code," and "Guy Court," Andrew Schulz just might be the hardest-working man in show business. And he's found the energy for another new series: "Jobs That Don't Suck," which features guys with careers such as professional pick-up artist, video game tester, snake milker and airplane re-possessor.

The best part: You can win tickets to join the studio audience in New York City. Just head over to this site and put in a request ASAP. There are a bunch of dates, but tickets are limited, so hurry and sign up!

(You must be over 18 and provide your own transportation to NYC. A terrific reason to become a professional airplane re-possessor.)

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Do Women Really Care About Your Bank Account?

Posted 6/17/13 12:00 pm EST by in Ladies

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How is it that 90-year-old billionaires can score with gorgeous models, while guys in our physical primes can't even get a date? Should you apply to business school just for the sake of your sex life? Is money that important to the ladies?

Well, it's not quite that simple. As our friends at BroBible explain, yeah, stability can be a factor...but more importantly, ambition matters:

This is absolutely key, if you can show any woman that you're a valuable investment, she will be with you (bang you) even if RIGHT NOW, you're absolutely broke...Women aren't looking for your money, that's not what they want.

If you're broke you can still be ambitious. She will stick by your side knowing that even though you don't have anything right now, your hard work and dedication will pay out in the end. This means that she's sticking with you because you've managed to present yourself as a valuable investment.

However, there's a catch: Ambition can still lead to failure. Click through to find out exactly how long you have to make it to the top...or at least, to make it off your futon.

MORE: "Does A Guy Need Money To Get Women?"

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Hungover Links: Miss Utah's Flub, Crowdsurfing Pets & More

Posted 6/17/13 10:00 am EST by in News

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"You Got Wasted" via theCHIVE

While you were drinking...

  • The body-surfing mutt above is merely one of 28 party photos rounded up from last weekend.

Video Of The Day

"Romy's Got Some Impressive Beatboxing Skills" via DotD:

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Hungover Links: Skyscraper Twerking, Meme Fine Art & More

Posted 6/14/13 10:00 am EST by in News

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Hungover Links: Car Jump Fail, 'Saw' Taught In School & More

Posted 6/13/13 10:00 am EST by in News

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"Things that don't end well" via The Whatever

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Watch These Comics Prank Each Other's Girlfriends [VIDEO]

Posted 6/12/13 4:00 pm EST by in Comedy, Video

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Your girlfriend knows your face, but how well does she know your voice? That's the question a group of New York comedians try to answer in the below Dumb As A Blog video. Joe Klein, Mike Cannon, Anthony DeVito, Doug Smith, Matt Wayne and Joel Walkowski take turns calling the other guys' chicks and committing lighthearted identity theft.

The experiment starts slow with a couple impersonation fails, but definitely gets funnier as it goes -- especially when they switch out girlfriends for moms at the 4:00 mark (never thought we'd write that phrase).

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'Girl Code's Tanisha Long Visits 'D.Lemon In The Morning'

Posted 6/12/13 2:50 pm EST by in Comedy, Video

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We've been loving Damien Lemon's comedy web series "D.Lemon in the Morning," and this week he's got a special guest: "Girl Code" cast member Tanisha Long, who's playing a humanitarian with a secret past. Well, a public past. Yeah, she might be a knife-wielding maniac, but who doesn't go through an awkward phase?

Watch the episode below, and then catch Tanisha (and the other "Girl Code" gals) on MTV Tuesdays at 9:30/8:30c.

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