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Hood State Of The Union: Tyga Does Porn

Posted 10/17/12 11:00 am EST by in Hip-hop, MTV2, Video

Tyga's recent foray in the great wide world of porn as the purveyor of his own brand of XXX has got Lil Duval and Charlamagne Tha God wondering about the Young Money rapper's future. But first, they suggest a porn name, because if he's going to star in the videos himself (and not just direct/lend his name/brush his teeth in the background), he's got to have a good name. Lil Duval raises the fair question: Who's buying porn these days? Charlamagne's got an answer for that, but whether porn is still a wise career move for him right now is debatable. Tyga isn't exactly selling headphones.

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Hood State Of The Union: Stop Being Crazy, Chad Johnson

Posted 10/11/12 12:15 pm EST by in MTV2, The Show, Video


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Because if Chad Johnson toned down the crazy stuff like getting his nearly divorced (and now, divorced) ex-wife Evelyn Lozada's face tattooed on his leg (photo above), he might find himself back on an NFL roster, Lil Duval says in the latest "Hood State of the Union." Charlamagne Tha God feels a lot better about "Basketball Wives" star Ev's career prospects going forward, saying that Chad's NFL career is just about over, which is true. But unlike fellow out-of-work former Pro Bowl receiver Terrell Owens who's pitched his services to the Jets via Twitter, Chad has played it cool, telling a fan, "I'm not allowed to tweet [the Jets]... that's tampering... they know I'm open... Yee yee." Well played, Chad. At least smarter than getting a Dolphins logo on his calf. Watch Lil Duval and Charlamagne break it down.

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7 Videos Of People Walking, Texting And Falling

Posted 3/29/12 10:01 am EST by in Funny, Video

Meet 45-year-old Bonnie Harper of Benton Harbor, Michigan, who last week texted and walked...off a pier. "She's a little humiliated," says the news anchor. "I would be too," the reporter agrees. So then it's official: Bonnie Harper of Michigan should be absolutely, completely, mortified. She was fortunate to have her husband and a bystander nearby to rescue her from the water.

A lot of distracted message senders have been injured in some slightly less public but equally humiliating circumstances. You probably remember the woman who fell into a fountain at a mall. We remember you, lady. Caught on security footage. And there's the Staten Island girl who fell into a manhole. Until we the people become more adept at clicking buttons while we walk, or less often compelled to fill every waking moment with communication, the list of the humiliated will continue to grow. More videos after the jump.

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Snoop Dogg's Tweets Read By Grandma [Video]

Posted 3/26/12 5:21 pm EST by in Funny, Video

Somewhere in the annals of awesome things that rarely and inappropriately get paired together is sweet old grandmothers and tweets by rappers. But the people behind Boo Ya Pictures have done it again, this time merging their bubby, bless her heart, and tweets by Snoop Dogg. (Previous editions include Grandma Reads Kanye Tweets and Grandma Reads 50 Cent's Tweets.)

Grandma returns to her wooden arm chair for this report. The room is filled with smoke (marijuana!), which must make for a pretty bizarre smell, since we're pretty confident the house smells like old person in its natural state. In one surprising development, Bubby actually removes the censor that Snoop supplied in one tweet. She obviously doesn't stand for that weak sauce. But that's not the only twist. Turns out that Grandma rooms with a "dancer" who dresses in provocative animal print undergarments. It's all good, though. She's an enlightened old lady.

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Tim Tebow Says (Repeatedly) He's Excited To Be A Jet

Posted 3/26/12 1:22 pm EST by in News, Sports

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Tim Tebow is very, very, very excited to be a New York Jet. Anyone who played a drinking game during the press conference introducing Tebow to Gang Green that incorporated the words "Jet" and especially "excited" is going to be in real rough shape this afternoon. Approximately 40 television crews and 140 reporters showed up inside the Jets field house (because the normal media room couldn't accommodate the crowd) to watch Tebow smile and state over and over again his excitement. Mind you, Tebow's opening remarks were under 30 seconds. The rest of the roughly 35-minute presser was a question-and-answer session. Here's our very unofficial tally on Tebow's word choice for the unprecedented media event:

+ Mark Sanchez (by name or by reference): 12
+ Jets: 25
+ Excited/exciting: 32
+ Broncos: 4
+ Circus: 1
+ Help this team: 7
+ Blessed/blessing: 10
+ Teammates: 12
+ Wildcat: 1
+ Jesus Christ: 3
+ My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ: 2

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Woof Madness: Butters And Barley Lead Way Heading Into Final Four

Posted 3/26/12 11:00 am EST by in Sports

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It turns out that the brackets submitted by our canine basketball wizards includes a couple of excellent entries, one from Butters the miniature dachshund and the other from Barley the pug. Their owners may want to check the pooches' web history to see if they've been gambling online. Barley nailed every Sweet 16 game except Kansas over NC State and Butters got six out of eight plus three of the Final Four teams, which is one more than the rest of the field (and two more than my dog Chief's pathetic entry). Only problem for Butters is that his champion, UNC, was eliminated last night. Barley has Ohio State going the distance.

Standings have been determined as follows: 5 points for a correct Sweet 16 pick and 7 points for an Elite 8 pick; 9 points will be awarded for a Final Four pick and 15 points for correctly selecting the National  Champion. If for some shameful reason you haven't seen the video yet, watch it after the jump or click here. Here's the leader board:

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Woof Madness Bracket: Six Dogs Pick NCAA Basketball Winners [Video]

Posted 3/22/12 1:24 pm EST by in Funny, Most Popular, Sports, Video

Everyone and their mother is an NCAA college basketball expert this time of year. We decided to extend that reality a bit further and ask six dogs to fill out brackets beginning with the Sweet 16 (they're our pets; we didn't just recruit these adorable pooches at a dog park).

Just how does a dog select a winner of a basketball game, you ask? Through various means. Chief, a three-and-a-half year-old English bulldog, is highly motivated by food (surprise), so he was given information about the matchups and then ran to two team logos with a treat atop each. Whichever he chose first was his pick. The other dogs, who are all competing for (1) glory and (2) a golden bowl, chose their winners similarly. Bentley the chocolate lab decided between two rawhides representing different teams, and our editor's beloved 14-year-old chihuahua Laika was asked to relieve herself in one fashion or the other, indicating her selection.

The competitors, whose completed brackets (and additional information) are available for viewing and following here, are: Hops, a three-legged mutt, age unknown; Barley, a 6-year-old pug; Bentley 5-year-old chocolate lab; Butters, 4-year-old miniature dachshund; plus Chief and Laika.

Woof Madness is on! The Sweet 16 starts at 7 PM tonight and our furry prognosticators will be watching intently. See how they picked!

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Woof Madness Brackets And Competitor Profiles

Posted 3/22/12 1:24 pm EST by in Funny, Sports

For more on Woof Madness, click here.

Standings will be determined as follows: 5 points for a correct Sweet 16 pick; 7 points for an Elite 8 pick; 9 points for a Final Four pick; and 15 points for correctly selecting the National  Champion.

Barley


Breed: Pug
Age: 6 years
Licks constantly

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Today's NFL Bombshells: Tebow To The Jets And Roger Goodell Buries Saints For Bounty [Updated]

Posted 3/21/12 2:15 pm EST by in Sports


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"I'm trying to digest this thing and it's making me nauseous," one fan said on local New York sports radio station WFAN about the Jets acquisition of Tim Tebow for a fourth- and sixth-round draft pick this year, while the Jets get a seventh round pick in return. Pretty big price to pay for a backup or "complementary" quarterback. But he will sell jerseys and tickets!

"As soon as Sanchez has a bad game, the Tebow-maniacs -- and the converts -- will be screaming for a quarterback change," writes ESPN's Jets beat writer Rich Cimini in a post titled "A Logic Defying Move." "It won't be an every-so-often thing. It will become the soundtrack of the Jets' season."

So the sea has not exactly parted for a red carpet (that would be Moses, not Football Jesus) for Tim Tebow's arrival to New York. Think Sanchez and Tebow will have their own handshake? The New York media probably won't faze Tebow, though. The guy has been facing throngs of national reporters since his Florida days.

The Jets' circus officially began in the time it took to write the above. Jets cornerback and prolific father Antonio Cromartie wrote on Twitter: "Y bring Tebow in when we need to bring in more Weapons for @Mark_Sanchez let's build the team around him. We already signed to 3 year ext."

To summarize: This.

As for the other, more serious NFL news: Roger Goodell suspended Saints head coach Sean Payton for one year for his role in "Bountygate," in which players were paid (or rewarded) for injuring opposing players. Former defensive coordinator Gregg Williams was banned indefinitely on Wednesday because of the team's bounty program that targeted opposing players. General Manager Mickey Loomis got an eight-game suspension. There's more: Goodell fined the Saints $500,000 and stripped  their second-round draft picks this year and next. This will end bounty programs throughout the NFL, which was Goodell's goal.

Update: The Jets-Broncos deal has hit a snag over Tebow's compensation. According ESPN's Adam Schefter: "Jets-Broncos agreed to Tim Tebow trade before Denver asked NY to pay back portion of bonuses and salary already paid to Tebow. No deal yet."

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Clutch Cuts: Mitt Romney Meets Eminem, And More

Posted 3/21/12 8:30 am EST by in Funny, GIFs, Sports, Video


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Clutch Cuts is our morning edition of the best of the web, a diversion from work or something to get you through those hazy minutes between waking up and actually doing something productive. You'll find viral videos, sports, music, ladies, weirdness and miscellaneous nonsense.

Above: Natasha Wicks, formerly a UFC ring girl, now carrying cards for Invicta, an all female fight league.

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