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Burn! UFC Legend Randy Couture Joins Bellator

Posted 1/30/13 10:00 am EST by in MMA


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UFC Hall of Famer Randy Couture has fought in the UFC exclusively since 2001. Usually, when you are part of Dana White's family for that long, you're guaranteed a lofty spot in the organization. Matt Hughes recently retired and became the Vice President of Athletic Development while Couture's great rock 'em sock 'em rival Chuck Liddell also hung up the gloves and is now the Vice President of Business Development. Neither of them have been with the organization as long as Couture has. So it would make sense for the former champ to take his seat at the round table (or is it shaped like an Octagon?).

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Retro Rap Relapse: The 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny'

Posted 1/23/13 4:00 pm EST by in Funny, Hip-hop, Video

Once upon a time, hip-hop wasn't about overt sexual innuendos. Then along came The 2 Live Crew and changed the game. A little ditty, using an unintentionally funny scene from Stanley Kubrick's war film "Full Metal Jacket," called "Me So Horny" had conservative pissed. Their album, As Nasty As They Wanna Be, even got somebody arrested for selling it. Those little "Parental Advisory" stickers? Yeah, blame them for that.

In our first edition of Retro Rap Relapse, we go back to the video that stirred the pot of controversy in music and reflect on how awesomely bad the "Me So Horny" video truly is in hindsight.


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10 Best Mitt Romney Memes Of 2012

Posted 12/13/12 6:00 pm EST by in Funny

2012 was all about the Mitt Romney. Even though he didn't stand much of a chance against the reigning, defending ruler of the free world, he sure gave us something to talk about each and every time he opened his mouth. From "the 47%" to the "binders of women," the Mittster was a meme waiting to happen. So we decided to round up the 10 best Mitt Romney memes of 2012 for your enjoyment. Trust us, narrowing it down to 10 was an incredibly difficult task.
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Best Hip-Hop Memes Of 2012

Posted 12/10/12 11:00 am EST by in Funny, Hip-hop, Most Popular

2012 continued the era of the meme. With the endless stream of catch phrases and hilarity coming from the hip-hop industry, how can you not create some awesome memes? From Canibus' notebook to anything Rick Ross-related, we had a few hearty laughs at the expense of your favorite rap artists. The meme above just might be the best rap meme of the year but down below we select some of our other favorites.

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10 Brutal Revenge Movie GIFs

Posted 9/25/12 6:15 pm EST by in GIFs, Movies

Revenge is defined as, "Harm done to another person in return for harm which he has done (to oneself or to someone else)." There's no better example of revenge than in the world of cinema where all bets are off when it comes to getting some of that good ol' payback. Here are 10 GIFs from some of the most epic revenge films of all time and the lessons that we learn.

'Oldboy'

Never lock up a man in a hotel room for 15 years, let him out and not give him the reason why. He'll beat your ass in a hallway with a knife sticking out of his back. Now that's dedication.

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Hot Bald Chicks Make Us Feel Better About Balding

Posted 9/17/12 2:30 pm EST by in Ladies, The Show


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For eons, men have feared losing their hair. It sucks. We don't care whether you still have a flowing mane or have the Michael Jordan going on, balding is the one thing that us dudes struggle with. We're sure LeBron James and that cummerbund he calls a headband to hide that receding hairline would agree. Thankfully, there are a few hot chicks out there that can rock the baldie and look super hot doing it. No, we're not talking about Sigourney Weaver and Demi Moore. Just because they had a cue ball on their shoulders didn't make them hot. We dug up some of the hottest bald chicks around that make us not feel all so bad about losing our hair.
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10 Awesome MMA Victory Celebration GIFs

Posted 8/30/12 1:00 pm EST by in Funny, GIFs, MMA

Ah yes, the victory celebration. All of us have thought about what we would do after we knock someone out. The guy above apparently didn't really think this one through. But we certainly have. It's just too bad that we haven't had a chance to show the world our funky chicken into a kickworm move before that damn Jamie Varner stole it. Nevertheless, the sheer exhilaration of turning the lights out on somebody leads people to do some crazy things. Some are well-thought-out theatrics ( Tito Ortiz) while other celebrations just kind of happen out of nowhere (Yeah Eder Jones, we're talking to you). So we decided to round up some of our favorite MMA victory celebration GIFs for you to watch over, and over, and over again.

Mark Coleman's "Leap Of Fail"

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Taryn Manning Talks Boners, Sexting and Pregame

Posted 8/9/12 5:30 pm EST by in Celebs, Interview


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Taryn Manning does a lot. She's in movies--notably "Hustle & Flow" and "8 Mile." She's the lead vocalist of electro-pop duo Boomkat and she's the co-owner of Born Uniqorn clothing. Her latest venture is a starring role in the supernatural web series "The Unknown" on Crackle.

"For me it felt a little like 'Tales from the Crypt,'" Manning says. "I get to play this foxy publicist that has some mental issues. You'll have to watch to find out more about it. It's a completely different role from what I've ever played."

With that series in the can, Manning is focused on her upcoming solo album, and oh yeah, she deejays on the side.

"I catch a lot of s*** from people that ask how can a celebrity be a DJ but a lot of people don't know about my musical background," Manning says. "I was raised in a musical family. No actors and nothing to do with theater. We were all about music. My older brother was a hip-hop head."

Enough about her, let's get her take on some Guy Code topics.

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Jaime Pressly Talks Sexting, Drinking And Bros Before Hoes

Posted 8/1/12 6:00 pm EST by in Celebs, Interview, Ladies

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If you attended San Diego Comic-Con, you may have spotted the ultra hot Jaime Pressly milling about the convention center. No, the "My Name Is Earl" actress wasn’t dressed up like Wonder Woman (although we wouldn’t mind a two-time Playboy model prancing around in her underwear). Pressly was working with Butterfinger on their The Last Spokesman On Earth campaign as she sought out unique people to do for Butterfinger what Bart Simpson did for the candy bar in the '90s.

Aside from her participation in the contest, Ms. Pressly is also hard at work executive producing the upcoming film "Abby in the Summer" which will star Pressly alongside Robin Thicke (yeah, that Robin Thicke) and working on a "blue collar comedy" for TV. Amidst all the television, movie and Butterfinger talk, we got the former "Mortal Kombat: Conquest" star to give us her take on pre-gaming, sexting, bros before hoes and more.

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Dolph Ziggler Discusses 1000th 'RAW,' Farting And Being The Best Ever

Posted 7/23/12 4:00 pm EST by in Interview, Professional Wrestling

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Once upon a time, Dolph Ziggler was known as Nicky in an all-male cheerleader faction called The Spirit Squad. It wasn't the coolest wrestling gimmick, but Ziggler found a way to stand out while duking it out with WWE legends Triple H and Shawn Michaels. Three years later, Nicky became Dolph Ziggler and began to slowly emerge as a top heel with his brash persona and his remarkable ability to look good in the ring while making whomever he's wrestling look better. With WWE "RAW"'s 1000th episode airing tonight and Ziggler perhaps at the top of his game, we sat down with the self-proclaimed show-off to talk about his feud with Chris Jericho, what he and Sterling Archer have in common and his code on farting.
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