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Earlier this week, we told you about a girl who allegedly ran over her boyfriend's mother after their breakup. (She also called him 750 times per day, which is at least 749 too many.) This got us wondering: what are your psycho ex-girlfriend tales of woe?
To say the least, you didn't disappoint. Actually, y'all might need personal bodyguards. Our favorite responses below, which are scarier to read than a Stephen King novel.
1. More permanent than a tattoo:
2. But who else will be the daddy?
3. She's just expressing her spiritual side:
4. High-maintenance:
5. Just a tiny bit of road rage:
6. Just like Tiger Woods:
7. 110 pounds of fury:
8. If at first you don't succeed...
9. You might wanna change the locks:
10. Surprise, surprise, stalker surprise:
11. Want to know how I got these scars?
12. What's so crazy about being a "Jersey Shore" fan?
13. Too many psycho ex-girlfriends to count:
14. Maybe your ex wasn't the psycho?
15. Fair point:
16. And we have a winner for craziest ex of all:
