The only thing better than the return of football is the return of tailgating before football games. This weekend, it became socially acceptable for adult men to wake up at six in the morning, put on ridiculous clothing and go drink beer in a parking lot with their equally ludicrous buddies. It's everything you dreamed adulthood would be and more, because you also get to play cornhole while eating hot dogs. No one can judge you for it either because it's in guys' genetics to tailgate. No doubt even cavemen stood around eating fermented berries or something before embarking on a saber-toothed tiger hunt.
Since you're just pretending to work today while trying to power through your NFL hangover, the above "Guy Code" clip is the perfect thing to watch instead of looking at a blank spreadsheet. It reminds us that we did the right thing yesterday... even if it hurts like hell today.
+ Watch the full episode of "Guy Code" tomorrow night at 11/10c on MTV2