Sure it’s totally against Guy Code to use emoticons–and especially those dreadfully-childish emojis–but sometimes a guy has to do what a guy has to do, especially if sex is the end game. So, on those days when some girl is sexting with you, yet you don’t quite have the time, or skill, for written repartee, in a pinch, sext her some emojis. She’ll get the message. (Or think you’re a maniac.)
1. The standard request
2. A preferred “style”
3. You do the math
4. Public bathroom quickie?
5. Yes, but the handicap stall is more roomy
6. Airplane mode
7. Please tell me your friends can join us?
8. Lemme ask…have you heard of the “Eiffel Tower”?
9. After *that*, just marry me
10. Uh…why do you have a Hello Kitty iPhone case?
Photo credit: QuickMemes
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