The 5 Worst Cinco De Mayo Pick-Up Lines

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As you celebrate May 5th, you have to remember to keep your cool. Chances are there will be a lot of pretty ladies at the party and you’ll probably want to talk to them without saying something really stupid. Which means you should avoid holiday-themed pick-up lines altogether, because they won’t even work and you’ll sound like a jackass saying anything like this to a bonita señorita:

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